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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 8:34 pm
by shrike
Bearing in mind that I'm NOT pissed up, ****ed up, deranged, sick, deformed,
a junkie or an alchoholic, black, a victim of child molestation, religion or
PC/'green' hysteria could I be allowed to write a novel?
Or am I 'in denial'?
Regards,
shrike.
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:04 pm
by koan
I would think that anyone could write a novel...though not necessarily a good one. Be forewarned that if you plan on posting it here some members do not like long posts.
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:19 pm
by shrike
koan wrote: I would think that anyone could write a novel...though not necessarily a good one. Be forewarned that if you plan on posting it here some members do not like long posts.
It's nice to know that novels needn't be 'good', koan.
I needed to know that.
Regards,
shrike.
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:44 pm
by koan
shrike wrote: It's nice to know that novels needn't be 'good', koan.
I needed to know that.
Regards,
shrike.
Do you plan on writing a bad one? I didn't say I thought it would get published...unless you write about being pissed up, ****ed up, deranged, sick, deformed, a junkie or an alchoholic, black, a victim of child molestation, religion or
PC/'green' hysteria.
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 10:25 pm
by shrike
koan wrote: Do you plan on writing a bad one? I didn't say I thought it would get published...unless you write about being pissed up, ****ed up, deranged, sick, deformed, a junkie or an alchoholic, black, a victim of child molestation, religion or
PC/'green' hysteria.
I have an idea in mind.
A poor, molested British child overcomes his problems through being
born intelligent, though black and HIV-positive.
He dabbles in drugs and drink when he's young but becomes, because
of his austere beauty, a male model and porn star.
One day, while making a porn film, a British MP who just happens to be
passing through the studio glances at the boy and immediately recognises
prime-ministerial potential in him.
He immediately takes him 'under his wing'.
Ten years later the boy is crowned Prime Minister of England and scores the
winning goal in the 20** FA Cup Final and marries the Queen of England.
He dies two years later but not before fathering three score of bastards.
THE END.
I'm stuck at the beginning of Chapter II (or 2) when I find I have to give the
little sod a name.
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 10:33 pm
by lady cop
Pip?
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 10:35 pm
by shrike
lady cop wrote: Pip?
Magwitch?
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 2:24 am
by kensloft
shrike wrote: Magwitch?
Progeny?