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on one toe. Its swollen, red and tingly.

I think I did this a couple of years ago when I had the bird flu but I survived that. At any rate its highly doubtful Ill survive this. Im pretty sure the gangrene is already swarming through my brain.

No one makes it through brain gangrene.

So Im giving my stuff away.

Tell me what you want and unless I die while Im typing this Ill do the best I can.

:-3:-3 You ok Nomie :-4

your left testicle shaven

I want all your underwear Nomie. Don't bother washing it. Don't post it until I work out the right address for you to send it to. Meanwhile, buy some extreme biohazard warning tape, UPS won't accept it otherwise.

Frost bite my Aunt Fanny you toe would already be BLACK... Just warm the digit up and all will be well. :rolleyes:

CARLA;779224 wrote: Frost bite my Aunt Fanny you toe would already be BLACK... Just warm the digit up and all will be well


bit extreme wanting frostbite on yer fanny Carla:wah::wah:

p.s. fanny doesnt have the same meaning in UK

sounds like an ingrown toenail to me.... but just to be sure, why don't you cut it off and send it to me...

I'm out of foil, so umm can I have yours.

rjwould;779213 wrote: The Bike....




Except that. That goes with me.

Chezzie;779214 wrote: your left testicle shaven




Did that on Saturday when I was man grooming.

:wah::wah: Well you know what I mean. :-2

[QUOTE]bit extreme wanting frostbite on yer fanny Carla

p.s. fanny doesnt have the same meaning in UK [/QUOTE]

happen to have any fireplace tiles laying around unused?:yh_whistl:yh_whistl

Toe, tinfoil.

Got it.

Spock, Im afraid my underwear would be way too sassy for you.

flopstock;779239 wrote: happen to have any fireplace tiles laying around unused?:yh_whistl:yh_whistl




maybe

CARLA;779224 wrote: Frost bite my Aunt Fanny you toe would already be BLACK... Just warm the digit up and all will be well. :rolleyes:




Watch for the warning signs. The sooner you notice the symptoms of frostbite, and the faster you take measures to rewarm the areas, the better the outlook for recovery. The skin may first start to tingle, as ice crystals begin forming in the tissues. Then pain develops, accompanied by redness, burning, itching, and swelling. If exposure to cold continues, numbness sets in, the pain decreases, and the skin becomes whiter and waxy looking. At this stage, immediate action is necessary to prevent gangrene, or death of skin tissue.

Nomad;779235 wrote: Did that on Saturday when I was man grooming.


so pop the ball in a bag....jiffy will do and post it me...before you do, do a self portrait of you in black felt tip on it:-4

Well your going to die from the sound of this unless you get the toe removed immediately. My Aunt Fanny can take care of it for you.



[QUOTE]Watch for the warning signs. The sooner you notice the symptoms of frostbite, and the faster you take measures to rewarm the areas, the better the outlook for recovery. The skin may first start to tingle, as ice crystals begin forming in the tissues. Then pain develops, accompanied by redness, burning, itching, and swelling. If exposure to cold continues, numbness sets in, the pain decreases, and the skin becomes whiter and waxy looking. At this stage, immediate action is necessary to prevent gangrene, or death of skin tissue.[/QUOTE]

CARLA;779249 wrote: Well your going to die from the sound of this unless you get the toe removed immediately. My Aunt Fanny can take care of it for you.






Want anything ?

Nomie.......nomie............nomie..............Have you gone to a doctor? Get thee to a hospital................immediately.



We do not want to lose you....................you, rascal.

We (cough) love ya!

along-for-the-ride;779253 wrote: Nomie.......nomie............nomie..............Have you gone to a doctor? Get thee to a hospital................immediately.





We do not want to lose you....................you, rascal.

We (cough) love ya!




That had to hurt.



If it turns white Ill go.

Whaddya need ?

I remember you bought some beautiful wall hanging and pictures those would be nice.

[QUOTE]Want anything ?[/QUOTE]

CARLA;779259 wrote: I remember you bought some beautiful wall hanging and pictures those would be nice.




Muka Muka Poo Poo: Pictures

I want this wall tapestry......

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Chezzie;779244 wrote: so pop the ball in a bag....jiffy will do and post it me...before you do, do a self portrait of you in black felt tip on it:-4


:eek::eek:

chonsigirl;779283 wrote: I want this wall tapestry......




That my dear you wouldnt find in this house.

Maybe you hung it outside somewhere.................

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rjwould;779213 wrote: The Bike....


NO I WANT THE BIKE

Get that frostbite seen about so you can do be doing this................

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along-for-the-ride;779294 wrote: Get that frostbite seen about so you can do be doing this................




I am getting a serious itch !

Here you go Nomad.......................(gosh, this looks cool!)

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Sounds more like athletes foot to me. Can you take a picture of the toe and post it so we can see??? :-3

[QUOTE]I am getting a serious itch ![/QUOTE]

CARLA;779301 wrote: Sounds more like athletes foot to me. Can you take a picture of the toe and post it so we can see??? :-3




Silly girl. I meant for motorcycle riding. :p

The gangrene is actually coming out of my nostrils now.

Wont be long.

*passing the tissue box*

Oh Nomad!

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we need a picture of your nostrils as well. :p

[QUOTE]Silly girl. I meant for motorcycle riding.

The gangrene is actually coming out of my nostrils now.

Wont be long.[/QUOTE]

Ill take the 300.00 blow up matress, and a TV please.

You and I must be related. Im healthy as a horse.. Thank God. If I get a stomach ache its Ovarian Cancer... a headache? Anuerism etc......

weeder;779387 wrote: Ill take the 300.00 blow up matress, and a TV please.

You and I must be related. Im healthy as a horse.. Thank God. If I get a stomach ache its Ovarian Cancer... a headache? Anuerism etc......


But the odds favor him actually going out this time, weeder. Sad but true... I've run the numbers..

Oh my God! Then I definately need the TV. Ill pm him my adress, right now.

Im standing in line for the bike too, perhaps you can run a lottery :-4

Yay! The underwear arrived!

Have you got any money you could send? I don't mind exchanging it for £'s at this end, I wouldn't expect you to hobble to the bank in your condition.









If no money can I have your diaries please, as I want to study what really goes on in your mind, I could then publish the results for generations to come (as a warning of course but you'd achieve immortality!!):D

Imladris;779608 wrote: Have you got any money you could send? I don't mind exchanging it for £'s at this end, I wouldn't expect you to hobble to the bank in your condition.





If no money can I have your diaries please, as I want to study what really goes on in your mind, I could then publish the results for generations to come (as a warning of course but you'd achieve immortality!!):D


:yh_clapGood answer ^^^

If I can't have the bike....because I'm with everyone else that wants it...that would be my first choice....I would like what-ever fountain you picked, if any for your back deck...and if you still have the bamboo partition thingys....that would be good too....

Here is the fountain thread for reference:

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showt ... hp?t=25775

Nomie what happened with your toe? :-3

I want your post counts.

Can I, huh, can I?



Poor baby won't have a piggy to go to market anymore. :-1

spot;779588 wrote: Yay! The underwear arrived!


you should put that in your siggy!

This will probably be my last weekend.

Then its off to the big snowstorm in the sky.

Its been a struggle, I fought the good fight but the frostbite has infiltrated my mind. Its just a matter of hanging on till the end now.

On top of that I ripped a muscle in my back.

Thats spreading to my brain now too.

Oreevuar fellow gardeners...oreevaur.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Nomie we will miss you big guy. Oh ! by the way your mind was frostbitten long ago sweetie, along with the muscle in your head which was ripped probably at birth. Oreevuar Nomie. :-4 I still want the art work..

[QUOTE]This will probably be my last weekend.

Then its off to the big snowstorm in the sky.

Its been a struggle, I fought the good fight but the frostbite has infiltrated my mind. Its just a matter of hanging on till the end now.

On top of that I ripped a muscle in my back.

Thats spreading to my brain now too.

Oreevuar fellow gardeners...oreevaur.[/QUOTE]

umm... umm... umm... idk what does nomad have that's of worth? oh the dancing smiling dude! i want that that's cool!

Nomad;787083 wrote: This will probably be my last weekend.

Then its off to the big snowstorm in the sky.

Its been a struggle, I fought the good fight but the frostbite has infiltrated my mind. Its just a matter of hanging on till the end now.

On top of that I ripped a muscle in my back.

Thats spreading to my brain now too.

Oreevuar fellow gardeners...oreevaur.


Oh, I thought that was just normal for a mad scientist.......

You may want to postpone your trip til next weekend... monday is Casmir Pulaski day you know..

Sad though I am about your approaching demise Nomie, don't forget the money right, I still have first call on that. Thanks.







Oh, and how long do you think I'll have to wait? It's not that I'm rushing you or anything, just I have some bills to pay before the end of next week and I know you would feel bad if you kept me waiting.