ForumGarden

Please note that this thread has been posted under the Just for Fun forum. It is for a laugh and anyone who has moderating issues please don't post it here.

What do you think the moderating section of FG is like Heres mine ....

Its a luxury lounge within the ForumGarden Hotel. Where the moderators sit and smoke ciggys and drink red wine. There are plush sofas and drinks cabinets overflowing with snacks and those little miniatures. There's big filing cabinets marked as follows:-

Complete Jerks.

God Squad.

Wannabes.

Sex Maniacs.

Dumb Blondes.

People we Hate.

Suicidals.

Annoying People.

Bannned and banned again.

........... anyone care to add some, and which filing cabinet do you see you name.

A siren goes off when someone reports a post. The mods then sit arguing on whose turn it is to deal with this one.

.................... anyone care to add

A photo of a moderater........





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Spot whilst reading a pheasy thread .....

I think Nomad has filing cabinet just for him

The visual I get when I imagine the moderators moderating is:

Someone is passed out in their own sick.

Someone fell asleep and a fallen cigarette is burning a hole in their nipple.

Someone's keyboard is full of pizza sauce and coffee.

Someone's left foot is in the kitty litter box and its been there since Tuesday.

Someone is just staring at the wall in front of them.

One person doesnt even know they're a moderator.

And certainly at least one of them is wearing a Burger King crown.

[QUOTE=Nomad;777061]The visual I get when I imagine the moderators moderating is:

Someone is passed out in their own sick.

Someone fell asleep and a fallen cigarette is burning a hole in their nipple.

Someone's keyboard is full of pizza sauce and coffee.

Someone's left foot is in the kitty litter box and its been there since Tuesday.

Someone is just staring at the wall in front of them.

One person doesnt even know they're a moderator.

And certainly at least one of them is wearing a Burger King crown

:yh_rotfl

Come on moderators which one are you

And this another pic of a moderator.................



We're on a roll........................let's keep 'em coming................

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Really, why keep picking on koan with these pics? Have a go at someone else, be fair.

ok first one is Koan and pheasy :wah:




heres sheryl on a mission :wah:

Is this how the moderators are deciding the fate of JJ ? :yh_rotfl

Spot and Tombstone, delighted that a decision has been made about who should make the coffee and the fact that they will have Jammy Dodgers as a special treat ! :wah: :rolleyes: :yh_rotfl

think id be in the

fluffycrap filing drawer

the dedicated team keeping a watchful eye on the newbies ....

heres abbeys last birthday cake off Tombstone and the mods...

G#Gill;777074 wrote: Spot and Tombstone, delighted that a decision has been made about who should make the coffee and the fact that they will have Jammy Dodgers as a special treat ! :wah: :rolleyes: :yh_rotfl




:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Just a small corner of Spot's library of reference books :sneaky::rolleyes:;):wah:

Moderators training session ......

G#Gill;777079 wrote: Just a small corner of Spot's library of reference books :sneaky::rolleyes:;)


Gill..................wheres the second half of that library?????:rolleyes::wah:

Come on moderators we need come backs :wah:

"When I grow up, I wanna be a mod-rate-er."

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Forum Garden Monthly Rota

Spots thinking,,,,If Tombstone puts me on Religion mopping again I may just stamp my foot. Abbey's smuggly looking on as she knows shes dusting the arcade this month....

Spot and....................well you decide as I aint that brave:wah::wah::wah:;):p

Tombstone visits the moderators lounge ...

Abbs is so happy cleaning when she knows shes beat all the Foc lot in the Arcade;):wah::wah:

This is all I have to say, for the moment.

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What the mod control panel looks like:

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G#Gill;777074 wrote: Spot and Tombstone, delighted that a decision has been made about who should make the coffee and the fact that they will have Jammy Dodgers as a special treat ! :wah: :rolleyes: :yh_rotfl



That made me laugh out loud. :wah:

Nomad;777061 wrote: The visual I get when I imagine the moderators moderating is:

Someone is passed out in their own sick.

Someone fell asleep and a fallen cigarette is burning a hole in their nipple.

Someone's keyboard is full of pizza sauce and coffee.

Someone's left foot is in the kitty litter box and its been there since Tuesday.

Someone is just staring at the wall in front of them.

One person doesnt even know they're a moderator.

And certainly at least one of them is wearing a Burger King crown. Wonder which one's me?

koan;777095 wrote: What the mod control panel looks like:


:wah::wah: I can imagine. That is a penguin and not a pheasant right?

abbey;777097 wrote: Wonder which one's me?


None of them abbey, here's a cup of hot tea and a plate of bourbons, you sit down and relax a bit. I'll deal with Nomie.

Abbey takes her mod duties maybe a little too serious!

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hey ... don't even joke about it gill .... i have to be on my best behaviour at all times .... or else! :-1



Jj

The team prepare to investigate another reported post .....

on hearing a banned member was trying to gain re-entry into the Garden, Spot, Abbs koan and Sheryl take action....

abbey shows off at the AGM