now ya know everything
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:02 am
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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...~
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Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes.
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You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley 's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!) *********************************************************************
Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first ' Marlboro Man. '
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Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
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PEARLS MELT
IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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Richard Millhouse Nixon
was the first U.S. president whose name contains all
the letters from the word 'criminal.'
The second?
William Jefferson Clinton
(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)
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And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?) ******************************************************************************
*****************************************************************************
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.
***************************************************************************
No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...~
****************************************************************************
Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes.
************************************************************************
You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.
**************************************************************************
Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
****************************************************************************
The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley 's gum.
*************************************************************************
The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
***************************************************************************
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
**************************************************************************
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!) *********************************************************************
Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
***********************************************************************
Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN!
****************************************************************************
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first ' Marlboro Man. '
***************************************************************************
Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
**************************************************************************
PEARLS MELT
IN VINEGAR!
*********************************************************************
The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
**********************************************************************
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.
************************************************************************
A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
************************************************************************
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
***************************************************
Richard Millhouse Nixon
was the first U.S. president whose name contains all
the letters from the word 'criminal.'
The second?
William Jefferson Clinton
(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)
*********************************************************
And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?) ******************************************************************************