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The Crazy Wish Game with a fatal twist!



It goes like this....

Q,I wish I could loose weight faster...

A,Answer could be( Granted you loose that much weight you became an anorexia

and Die,so no more worrying about your weight....



Q,I wish this Toothache would go.



A, Granted The dentist mistook you for some one else and Took all your teeth out:o)

Q, I wish dan would get a job lol



A, Granted he does, but he has to wear a dress as he as a job at a transvestite club,en he has been told take it or leave it,well the pay is £600+ per week so he stays lol..:wah::wah:

oks here we go ....

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I wish I could sleep at night...



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I wish I could sleep at night...

It could be worse - You could go to sleep, fall into a coma and never wake up!

I wish I wasn't tired all the time....

I wish I wasn't tired all the time....

Granted...

A new drug as come out, en its quiet the opposite,en you get on every bodies nerves,en they don`t want any thing to do with you as they are sick of you Yac yac yac yac,and the other thing wrong with it,it sends you into a coma after a while,so you no longer tired as you don`t come out of the coma.:p

I wish I could put back the clock to about 10 years then I would have still got my lovely house in the country,I gave it up all for a man Grrrrrr...

I wish I could put back the clock to about 10 years then I would have still got my lovely house in the country,I gave it up all for a man Grrrrrr

Granted but then you might have stayed there, got upset cause you didn't leave with the man so had a bit too much to drink one night and burned the house down - and of course you got caught in it and ended up with third degree burns!!

I wish other people wouldn't be so patronising to me

Midget40;776256 wrote: I wish I could put back the clock to about 10 years then I would have still got my lovely house in the country,I gave it up all for a man Grrrrrr

Granted but then you might have stayed there, got upset cause you didn't leave with the man so had a bit too much to drink one night and burned the house down - and of course you got caught in it and ended up with third degree burns!!

I wish other people wouldn't be so patronising to me


(I have lost two homes due to fire and I was in one at the time ended up in hospital....)

I wish other people wouldn't be so patronising to me.

Sorry I could not grant this request, how ever tell them (to Keep their patronising opinions to their self, I would tell them and to take a long hard look at there own lives) stand up to them, they just may go away...

Good Luck...

Because the wish was not granted then you can wish again.....