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Recently I received a parrot as a gift.



The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every phrase

out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.



I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying

only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to

'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.



Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled

back.



I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.



So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in

the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.



Then suddenly there was total quiet.

Not a peep was heard for over a minute.



Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the

freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto my out stretched arms and said:



'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.



I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully

intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable

behavior.'



I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in

his behavior, the bird continued,



'May I ask what the turkey did?'

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Brilliant.

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl That's cute.

ohmy...:wah::wah::wah:that is bloomin funny....:wah:

:wah::wah::wah:

I thought it was cute too...I expected the punchline to be the parrot cussing about the cold freezer.....:wah: