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I do:D

kazalala;770255 wrote: I do:D




The woman is a genius!

Sorry mate.....I love you dearly but I cant stand the woman. I really have tried to watch her and laugh but I just cant and Chris is the same and a few people I know say it also. Dont get me wrong theres loads out there like you who think shes really funny and thats great...........but me????Guess Im more of yer...............no better not say as some people I reckon cant stand her:wah:;)

yes shes funny...loved her with Julie Walters too.

Carolly;770259 wrote: Sorry mate.....I love you dearly but I cant stand the woman. I really have tried to watch her and laugh but I just cant and Chris is the same and a few people I know say it also. Dont get me wrong theres loads out there like you who think shes really funny and thats great...........but me????Guess Im more of yer...............no better not say as some people I reckon cant stand her:wah:;)


:p:p:rolleyes:

Another fan here :-6

Did anyone see her in that wartime drama...can't remember the title...from a woman's journal in the 1940s?

Chezzie;770260 wrote: yes shes funny...loved her with Julie Walters too.


Julie Walters is fabulous:D

Acorn Antiques.......hilarious

theia;770263 wrote: Another fan here :-6

Did anyone see her in that wartime drama...can't remember the title...from a woman's journal in the 1940s?Now as an actress.....thats different;)

Carolly;770268 wrote: Now as an actress.....thats different;)


LaLaLaLaLaLa...we cant hear youuuuu:wah::wah::wah::p

theia;770263 wrote: Another fan here :-6

Did anyone see her in that wartime drama...can't remember the title...from a woman's journal in the 1940s?


Yes i saw that. enjoyed it:D I cant remember the ttle either. think it was something like woman number 22

Carolly;770268 wrote: Now as an actress.....thats different;)


Didn't think to google it before I posted! I have now, it's called "Housewife, 49" and, yes, she played the part really well.

kazalala;770270 wrote: Yes i saw that. enjoyed it:D I cant remember the ttle either. think it was something like woman number 22


:wah:

theia;770274 wrote: :wah:


:o I knew it was somthing llike that:wah::wah:

...............The ballad of Barry and Freda

• Freda and Barry sat one night.
  
  The sky was clear. The stars were bright.
  
  The wind was soft. The moon was up.
  
  Freda drained her cocoa cup
  
  She licked her lips. She felt sublime.
  
  She switched off Gardeners' Question Time.
  
  Barry cringed in fear and dread
  
  As Freda grabbed his tie, and said:
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it,
  
  Do it while the mood is right!
  
  I'm feeling
  
  Appealing.
  
  I've really got an appetite.
  
  I'm on fire
  
  With desire.
  
  I could handle half the tenors in a male voice choir.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it tonight!
  
  But he said:
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I don't believe in too much sex.
  
  This fashion
  
  For passion
  
  Turns us into nervous wrecks.
  
  No derision!
  
  My decision—
  
  I'd rather watch The Spinners on the television.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it tonight.
  
  So she said:
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it,
  
  Do it till our hearts go boom!
  
  Go native,
  
  Creative
  
  Living in the living room.
  
  This folly
  
  Is jolly.
  
  Bend me over backwards on me Hostess trolley.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it tonight!
  
  But he said:
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  Me 'eavy breathing days have gone.
  
  I'm older,
  
  Feel colder.
  
  It's other things that turn me on.
  
  I'm imploring:
  
  I'm boring.
  
  Let me read this catalogue on vinyl flooring.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it tonight.
  
  So she said:
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it,
  
  Have a crazy night of love!
  
  I'll strip bare.
  
  I'll just wear
  
  Stilettos and an oven glove.
  
  Don't starve a
  
  Girl of a palaver.
  
  Dangle from the wardrobe in your Balaclava.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it tonight!
  
  But he said:
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I know I'd only get it wrong.
  
  Don't angle
  
  For me to dangle.
  
  Me arms 'ave never been that strong.
  
  Stop pouting.
  
  Stop shouting.
  
  You know I pulled a muscle when I did that grouting.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it tonight.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it,
  
  Share a night of wild romance,
  
  Frenetic,
  
  Poetic!
  
  This could be your last big chance
  
  To quote Milton,
  
  To eat Stilton,
  
  To roll in gay abandon on the tufted Wilton.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it tonight!
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I've got other little jobs on hand.
  
  Don't grouse
  
  Around the house.
  
  I've got a busy evening planned.
  
  Stop nagging.
  
  I'm flagging.
  
  You know as well as I do that the pipes want lagging.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it tonight.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it
  
  While I'm really in the mood!
  
  Three cheers!
  
  It's years
  
  Since I caught you even semi-nude.
  
  Be drastic
  
  Gymnastic.
  
  Wear your baggy Y-fronts with the loose elastic.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it tonight!
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I must refuse to get undressed.
  
  I feel silly.
  
  It's too chilly
  
  To go without me thermal vest.
  
  Don't choose me.
  
  Don't use me.
  
  Me mother sent a note to say you must excuse me.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it tonight.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it!
  
  I feel I absolutely must.
  
  I won't exempt you,
  
  Want to tempt you,
  
  Want to drive you mad with lust.
  
  No cautions,
  
  Just contortions!
  
  Smear an avocado on me lower portions.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it tonight!
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  It's really not my cup of tea.
  
  I'm harassed,
  
  Embarrassed.
  
  I wish you hadn't picked on me.
  
  No dramas!
  
  Give me me pyjamas.
  
  The only girl I'm mad about is Judith Chalmers.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it tonight.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it!
  
  I really want to run amok.
  
  Let's wiggle.
  
  Let's jiggle.
  
  Let's really make the rafters rock.
  
  Be mighty.
  
  Be flighty.
  
  Come and melt the buttons on me flameproof nightie.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it tonight!
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it!
  
  I really want to rant and rave.
  
  Let's go,
  
  'Cause I know
  
  Just how I want you to behave: Not bleakly,
  
  Not meekly.
  
  Beat me on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it tonight!.
  
  
  © Victoria Wood, 1987

Abbs...................keep taking the pill babe:rolleyes:;):p

abbey;770384 wrote: ...............The ballad of Barry and Freda

• Freda and Barry sat one night.
  
  The sky was clear. The stars were bright.
  
  The wind was soft. The moon was up.
  
  Freda drained her cocoa cup
  
  She licked her lips. She felt sublime.
  
  She switched off Gardeners' Question Time.
  
  Barry cringed in fear and dread
  
  As Freda grabbed his tie, and said:
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it,
  
  Do it while the mood is right!
  
  I'm feeling
  
  Appealing.
  
  I've really got an appetite.
  
  I'm on fire
  
  With desire.
  
  I could handle half the tenors in a male voice choir.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it tonight!
  
  But he said:
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I don't believe in too much sex.
  
  This fashion
  
  For passion
  
  Turns us into nervous wrecks.
  
  No derision!
  
  My decision—
  
  I'd rather watch The Spinners on the television.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it tonight.
  
  So she said:
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it,
  
  Do it till our hearts go boom!
  
  Go native,
  
  Creative
  
  Living in the living room.
  
  This folly
  
  Is jolly.
  
  Bend me over backwards on me Hostess trolley.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it tonight!
  
  But he said:
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  Me 'eavy breathing days have gone.
  
  I'm older,
  
  Feel colder.
  
  It's other things that turn me on.
  
  I'm imploring:
  
  I'm boring.
  
  Let me read this catalogue on vinyl flooring.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it tonight.
  
  So she said:
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it,
  
  Have a crazy night of love!
  
  I'll strip bare.
  
  I'll just wear
  
  Stilettos and an oven glove.
  
  Don't starve a
  
  Girl of a palaver.
  
  Dangle from the wardrobe in your Balaclava.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it tonight!
  
  But he said:
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I know I'd only get it wrong.
  
  Don't angle
  
  For me to dangle.
  
  Me arms 'ave never been that strong.
  
  Stop pouting.
  
  Stop shouting.
  
  You know I pulled a muscle when I did that grouting.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it tonight.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it,
  
  Share a night of wild romance,
  
  Frenetic,
  
  Poetic!
  
  This could be your last big chance
  
  To quote Milton,
  
  To eat Stilton,
  
  To roll in gay abandon on the tufted Wilton.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it tonight!
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I've got other little jobs on hand.
  
  Don't grouse
  
  Around the house.
  
  I've got a busy evening planned.
  
  Stop nagging.
  
  I'm flagging.
  
  You know as well as I do that the pipes want lagging.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it tonight.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it
  
  While I'm really in the mood!
  
  Three cheers!
  
  It's years
  
  Since I caught you even semi-nude.
  
  Be drastic
  
  Gymnastic.
  
  Wear your baggy Y-fronts with the loose elastic.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it tonight!
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I must refuse to get undressed.
  
  I feel silly.
  
  It's too chilly
  
  To go without me thermal vest.
  
  Don't choose me.
  
  Don't use me.
  
  Me mother sent a note to say you must excuse me.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it tonight.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it!
  
  I feel I absolutely must.
  
  I won't exempt you,
  
  Want to tempt you,
  
  Want to drive you mad with lust.
  
  No cautions,
  
  Just contortions!
  
  Smear an avocado on me lower portions.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it tonight!
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  It's really not my cup of tea.
  
  I'm harassed,
  
  Embarrassed.
  
  I wish you hadn't picked on me.
  
  No dramas!
  
  Give me me pyjamas.
  
  The only girl I'm mad about is Judith Chalmers.
  
  I can't do it.
  
  I can't do it tonight.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it!
  
  I really want to run amok.
  
  Let's wiggle.
  
  Let's jiggle.
  
  Let's really make the rafters rock.
  
  Be mighty.
  
  Be flighty.
  
  Come and melt the buttons on me flameproof nightie.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it tonight!
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it!
  
  I really want to rant and rave.
  
  Let's go,
  
  'Cause I know
  
  Just how I want you to behave: Not bleakly,
  
  Not meekly.
  
  Beat me on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly.
  
  Let's do it!
  
  Let's do it tonight!.
  
  
  © Victoria Wood, 1987
  
  
  Thanks Abbey:D

Carolly;770386 wrote: Abbs...................keep taking the pill babe:rolleyes:;):p:yh_silly



kazalala;770387 wrote: Thanks Abbey:DWatching that you tube vid was a pleasure, it's my absolute favourite.

That Carol has no taste.