date night
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:44 am
The Harley Davidson
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson.
One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down
to the dealer. After picking out the perfect bike, the dealer
warns him that if he leaves his Harley in the rain the
chrome has a tendency to rust. He tells the young man an
old biker's trick is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and
smear it on the chrome if the bike must be left out in the rain.
A few months later the young man meets a woman and falls in
love. She asks him to come home and meet her parents over
dinner. He readily agrees and the date is set. At the
appointed time he picks her up on his Harley and they ride
to her parents house.
Before they go in she tells him that they have a family
tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.
After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting
for the first person to break and get stuck doing the
dishes. After a long fifteen minutes the young man decides
to speed things up so he reaches over and kisses the woman
in front of her family....And no one says a word...!
Next he decides to take a more direct approach so he throws
her on the table and has sex with her in front of everyone...
And still no one says a word...!!!
Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and
throws her on the table. They have even wilder sex....but no
one says a word...!!!! ?????
By now he is getting very worried and is wondering what to
do next when he hears thunder in the distance. His first
thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he
reaches in his pocket and pulls out the Vaseline.... ......... .........
Jimbo says, "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes."
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson.
One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down
to the dealer. After picking out the perfect bike, the dealer
warns him that if he leaves his Harley in the rain the
chrome has a tendency to rust. He tells the young man an
old biker's trick is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and
smear it on the chrome if the bike must be left out in the rain.
A few months later the young man meets a woman and falls in
love. She asks him to come home and meet her parents over
dinner. He readily agrees and the date is set. At the
appointed time he picks her up on his Harley and they ride
to her parents house.
Before they go in she tells him that they have a family
tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.
After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting
for the first person to break and get stuck doing the
dishes. After a long fifteen minutes the young man decides
to speed things up so he reaches over and kisses the woman
in front of her family....And no one says a word...!
Next he decides to take a more direct approach so he throws
her on the table and has sex with her in front of everyone...
And still no one says a word...!!!
Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and
throws her on the table. They have even wilder sex....but no
one says a word...!!!! ?????
By now he is getting very worried and is wondering what to
do next when he hears thunder in the distance. His first
thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he
reaches in his pocket and pulls out the Vaseline.... ......... .........
Jimbo says, "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes."