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I loathe sticking my fingers in sticky pickle juice, to get the pickles.

This is also why I do not like to eat food with my hands. Example: Corn on the cob.

I do not eat off of black plates.

I will not drink a cocktail out of an opague colored glass. Like cobalt blue.

I absolutely do not drink out of plastic cups.

Cant stand the smell of anything laced with vanilla.

Lint on black clothing, drives me out of my mind.

I abhor polyester, and acrilic.

Silky underpants would drive me nuts.

Getting into a freezing cold vehicle is horribly unpleasant for me.

The smell of burning sage turns my stomach.

The sound of fire works on the fourth of July, truly upsets me.

Just a few... I had to get it off my chest.

Got it. No more silky underpants.

Sis in law will be here in an hour. Ive been warned to be on my best behavior. Big adversion !!!

Nomad;757448 wrote: Sis in law will be here in an hour. Ive been warned to be on my best behavior. Big adversion !!!


I thought she was already there!

You have a really good time with her! Bet she'll love watching the games with you guys today!:-6

Loud, unnecessary noises drive me bonkers... Like the screen door slamming behind me because the spring is too tight. I don't mind when the compressor fires up in the workshop while I'm using a nail gun but it drives me nuts when I use an air gun for five seconds and have to listen to the whole tank refill. I also don't like phones because they make noise at me. I'd rather just have it blink and I'll call people back when I damn well feel like it. I also have my sound turned off on the computer unless I'm listening to music or a video clip.

I dislike my current keyboard because it's too loud when I'm typing fast.

I'm averse to kindness in all its forms

kittens

any migrant dweller of the desert wastes who employs a keyboard

and people who try half-heartedly to correct spellings by personal example

grh;757451 wrote: I thought she was already there!

You have a really good time with her! Bet she'll love watching the games with you guys today!:-6


Huh ?

Im haulin ass..

You all know .... this thread is very out of character for me.

I dont know what possessed me to share........ It started at 2 am, when I fished for the pickles to go with the microwaved hot dog, on the burnt pita bread. Ive been rolling lint off my black clothing for months now. The black PLASTIC sickening plates, are what they put to go food in. Restaurants think that cobalt blue martini glasses are neuvo something... and Im dying for corn on the cob... but I have to cut the kernels off with a knife. The underwear is a major problem.... finding the right blend of fabrics that do not slide, ride, move or bite......:wah: I may be losing it....

Nomad;757448 wrote: Sis in law will be here in an hour. Ive been warned to be on my best behavior. Big adversion !!!


Put her in the 300.00 blow up bed, and make her stay there.....

Calico, weeder. And wooden trenchers. I think you're a natural medievalist.

I think you may be right. It feels right. Good, Im home.

static electricity in the clothing that lurks waiting for sometimes years for me to put the garment on then ZAPPPP111,got me!public toilets in whitechapel east london on a saturday afternoon (IF YOU BEEN THERE YOUL KNOW!):rolleyes:

weeder;757460 wrote: Put her in the 300.00 blow up bed, and make her stay there.....




I swear to God I dont have a weeks worth of conversation in me.

5 minutes tops.

70S CHEESECLOTH SHIRTS THAT WERE WASHED WITH NO FABRIC SOFTNA,oops sorry was shouting

weeder;757459 wrote: ... and Im dying for corn on the cob... but I have to cut the kernels off with a knife. ...


Corn Forks. It's New Voh Redneck

MMmmm..that corn looks good..................but I would have to cut the kernels also.

Milk tasted better out of a glass instead of a plastic cup. Static electricity in clothes and hair drives me crazy.I just like my underwear to fit...but I don't like thongs.:wah:I don't like loud unexpected noises.I don't like getting out of bed in the morning to a cold house.



Just me..............venting.

I have some of those little corn on the cobs you stick in the real cob. They are nice to use, you don't end up with as much butter running down your arms.

along-for-the-ride;757515 wrote: I don't like thongs.:wah:I don't like loud unexpected noises.How on earth did those two ideas get connected??

spot;757517 wrote: How on earth did those two ideas get connected??


Huh? Just rambling thoughts, Spot. But, the loud unexpected noise could me as I put one of those things on and say, "Ouch!!!!!":wah:

anything with wool in it,and wearing clothes that i had on whilst getting my hair cut,yep veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery sensative skin

weeder, we use chopsticks for our corn on the cobs, genius and no mess, well a slight butter dribble maybe :wah:

my pet peeves

knickers that make you walk like your chewing a toffee.

dog owners who let their dogs poop and then dont scoop.

jam jar lids that they seem to supaglue on these days.

that slippy soap that always seems to find its way out of the shower and land under the washbasin just as you have lathered up your face and rendered immobile.

antirhinumm,,,its true!!what you give out you will recieve!errr maybe not so much but a bit and not when you would want it but .......oh ok its a pile of s#####

Eating in the street unless it's ice cream.



Tea in a plastic cup.



People who always offer just a coffee as if tea drinkers don't exist.



Peas - won't eat things that pop in my mouth :sneaky:



People wearing smart clothes mixing navy blue with black - don't know why but it's just wrong (navy jeans and black top ok though - no I don't understand it either)



Tomato sauce spread all over chips - why can't you dip like normal people.



Gobsmacked - stupid word should be banned and anyone saying it should be tarred and feathered



Chewing gum whilst talking - cows chew the cud not humans



Letting your dog sniff my crotch - how bloody rude is that!!!

















*Immy takes a deep breath and thinks of her happy place*

people that walk in front of my car when ime reversing(normaly in supermarket car parks)they wont walk in front when we going forward so why when we reversing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

people who blow their nose whilst ime eating,HAVE YOU NO IDEA WHAT PICTURE YOUR PUTTING IN MY HEAD!!!!

hoxtonchris;757568 wrote: people who blow their nose whilst ime eating,HAVE YOU NO IDEA WHAT PICTURE YOUR PUTTING IN MY HEAD!!!!


AT THE DINNER TABLE!!! Disgusting. Hazelnut flavored anything, Dirty ice cubes. The greasy edge of a restaurant table.. or sticky. The smell of deodorized sanitary napkins. What were they thinking when they concocted that fragrance? People who walk around without their dentures. Its like talking to a....... GUESS???????

people who start a sentence with"i dont wish to be rude but"and then proceed to be just that!

got to agree about margerine,when i was a kid my mum being always short of funds used margerine on my hair instead of brylcreem hair oil,one hot day it melted and dribbled to my mouth ,ughhhhhhhhhh

People who start to give their opinion prefaced with "I'm sorry but..." I want to smack them and say "are you really sorry? You're not at all sorry so don't say you are!!"

spot;757455 wrote: I'm averse to kindness in all its forms riiiiiiiight ahahahahahakittens

any migrant dweller of the desert wastes who employs a keyboard

and people who try half-heartedly to correct spellings by personal example


I abhor stray wet hair strands... omg godforbid any are on my skin, I can barely control my gagging.

I can not stand the smell of mint

Can't stand the taste of spearmint

Cant stand food before 10am

Smoke of any sort even campfire makes me ill

Can't handle watching videos of people when they get hurt, even when others find them funny (ie guy nuts his self on rail whilst skateboarding down it) I can't watch.

Cant stand when someone pinches my nose, wind in my ears, or dust.

hoxtonchris;757467 wrote: static electricity in the clothing that lurks waiting for sometimes years for me to put the garment on then ZAPPPP111,got me!public toilets in whitechapel east london on a saturday afternoon (IF YOU BEEN THERE YOUL KNOW!):rolleyes:


thank gawd I didn't have to use them when I was there, just my little tour through the area was turn off enough never mind the toilets :wah::wah:

Oh reminds me the public toilets at the clinic at sunridge mall bloody hell, how does the womens bathroom floor get sticky. Phecking gross!!!

Cigarette smoke.

Full ashtrays

Beer breath.

This is so GOOD... Getting to know you.. Getting to know all about you.

Getting to like you, Getting to hope you lke me..... Havent you noticed? Suddenly, Im light and Beezy?? Telling the truth about STUFF makes me so wild and free??? I think thats the King and I.. Rap music seriously makes me want to kill myself.:wah:

talking of rap music. crutch grabbing makes me want to vomit

worse men scratching their bits in public or in company

greasy hair

smelly people

people who talk with their mouths full, like watching a washing machine wash food.eurgh

sweaty feet

clammy hands

weak handshakes

People who say, "If I were you" they will never be me lol

crap drivers who never use their indicators

intimidating people who get a kick out seeing people scared

ANYONE who dares to eat my pickled onions

Chezzie love it.. :wah::wah:

[QUOTE]knickers that make you walk like your chewing a toffee. [/QUOTE]

I really dislike coffee, and don't even like the smell of it.

A hard thing, when every teacher has a Mr. CoffeeMaker in their room......

weeder;757642 wrote: This is so GOOD... Getting to know you.. Getting to know all about you.

Getting to like you, Getting to hope you lke me..... Havent you noticed? Suddenly, Im light and Beezy?? Telling the truth about STUFF makes me so wild and free??? I think thats the King and I.. Rap music seriously makes me want to kill myself.:wah:


Look what you started Weeder. :wah:

A silly one but one that bugs me....when dining in a Chinese restaurant and people don't open their fortune cookies! I MUST have that cookie! It's a terrible thing to not open one and also bad if they open it for the fortune but don't eat the cookie! At least take a bite.

1. People who can't accept that other people have opinions.

2. Know it alls.

3. cannot eat in a restaurant unless my back is to everyone.

4. kids who are rude to adults

5. putting your cigarette out in you dinner plate..disgusting and lazy!

6. cooking grease that has gone solid..ugh!

Damn I'm low maintenance! :wah:

People that complain!!:D:rolleyes:











:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hearing the explicit gory details of someones medical condition, when I ask " How are you? "

weeder;757673 wrote: Hearing the explicit gory details of someones medical condition, when I ask " How are you? "


I know its a little off topic, but that reminded me of things people say that you had NO idea that they were gonna go there..... the other day a real good friend of mine was telling me about this mother of her daughters friend at school just blurting out that she doesn't have a good sex life with her husband after my friend just asked "how are you??"....

Its not that Im not compassionate, its just that I physically cannott handle medical talk.

Fat on meat, even the tiny weenie bits.



The smell of lamb roasting



Marzipan



people that invade my personal space - it's called personal for a reason



men that talk to your chest



snotty noses



people that don't spray air freshener in the bathroom after taking a dump - yes dear hubby that means you!!!



when the seeds from lovely seedy bread get caught in my teeth



pickled onion breath

RAISINS111 In my pristine white rice pudding, or in anything.

Grapes, Figs, dates, and those little pieces of fruit in fruit cake.