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:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl.......classic

jimbo;753832 wrote: thats really funny :wah:





i did one today





i took my daughter sophie (in my avatar) to the cinema we went to get some pop corn and diet cokes



i ordered and to my amazement the serving girl just cracked up with laughter i looked at my daughter and she was cracking up , i looked down the line every one was killing themselves



what did i do that was so funny





i asked for two cokes and a DIET popcorn :-5





it really was not that funny was it guys




:wah::wah: that's very funny

:wah: Good one.

AngelEyes82;753813 wrote: This happened at Harvard University in October last year. In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen which gives the sperm all the energy for their journey.



A female freshman raised her hand and asked, 'If I understand you correctly, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?'

'That's correct,' responded the professor, going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, she asked, 'Then why doesn't it taste sweet?' After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class, never to return. However, as she was going out the door, the professor's reply was classic. Totally straight-faced he answered her question. 'It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat. Have a good day.'


Question: How did he (the professor) know?

NB: I will be disregarding all scientific type answers.