No Speaka de English

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:16 am

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated

conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,

but her

attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come togedder. I come

once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee

twice. Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed

pig," she

retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public

places about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talking abouta sex? I'm a

justa

tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

$5.00 says you're gonna read this again

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:39 am

Good one, Sheryl.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:54 am

Yep, I read it again.....

when I saw the title, thought it was going to be about calling a company these days....I have to hit a number to speaka English???

Sapphire_Alchemist · Post by **Sapphire_Alchemist** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:21 pm

WonderWendy3;743824 wrote: Yep, I read it again.....

when I saw the title, thought it was going to be about calling a company these days....I have to hit a number to speaka English???

Yeah, I read it again too - very funny!

I also don't get the whole pressing a number for English thing. I don't get that often, but it's still too much. Isn't English the dominant language here in the States? So why shouldn't it be the default?!

I speaka Englisha :wah: