Big Peoples Words
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:24 pm
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the
>first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on
>NO baby talk
>
>"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.
>
>She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my Nana."
>
>"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
>
>She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
>
>She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use Big
>People' words."
>
>She then asked little Alex what he had done? "I read a book," he replied.
>
>"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
>
>Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great
>pride, and said,
>
>
>
>"Winnie the SH*T"
>first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on
>NO baby talk
>
>"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.
>
>She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my Nana."
>
>"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
>
>She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
>
>She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use Big
>People' words."
>
>She then asked little Alex what he had done? "I read a book," he replied.
>
>"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
>
>Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great
>pride, and said,
>
>
>
>"Winnie the SH*T"