Defending the Fruitcake
Defending the Fruitcake
I have just read the Fruitcake thread, and am feeling very sorry for the fruitcake. In fact I reported at least 6 posts in that thread!! How could you all be so mean to the fruitcake! How do you think it feels now ...... DOOR STOP !! Thats disgusting. Where is a moderator when you need one? And why did they ignore my defense of the fruitcake!
The fruitcake has done nothing but be warm and fruity. Come on guys where's your Christmas spirit! This is fruitcakes time of year - how could you!!
I think you should all apologies to the fruitcake, specially all the mods who did not protect it in it's time of need.
The fruitcake has done nothing but be warm and fruity. Come on guys where's your Christmas spirit! This is fruitcakes time of year - how could you!!
I think you should all apologies to the fruitcake, specially all the mods who did not protect it in it's time of need.
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lemon ponders fruitcake flavoured icecream............
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Pheasey is getting all sentimental over her fruit cake :wah:
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Aaaaaaaaaa....
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lemon_and_mint;736897 wrote: lemon ponders fruitcake flavoured icecream............
But comes to the conclusion that as she dislikes the friutcake sponge, and hates currants, she should just take all the cherries out and use those..........
But comes to the conclusion that as she dislikes the friutcake sponge, and hates currants, she should just take all the cherries out and use those..........
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Fruitcake, to be any good at all, must be rum soaked. :yh_drool
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hummmmmmmmmmmm, fruitcake(me is thinking of certain people)!!!!Ha Ha,
Fruitcake, naw never touch the stuff:wah:
Fruitcake, naw never touch the stuff:wah:
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Fruitcakes
--spoken:
You know I was talking to my friend desdemona the other day she
Runs this space station and bake shop down near boomtown. she told
Me that human beings are flawed individuals. the cosmic bakers
Took us out of the oven a little too early. and thats the
Reason were as crazy as we are and I believe it.
Take for example when you go to the movies these days, you know.
They try to sell you this jumbo drink, 8 extra ounces of watered
Down cherry coke for an extra 25 cents. I dont want it.
I dont want that much organziation in my life.
I dont want other people thinking for me.
I want my junior mints. where did the junior mints go in the
Movies. I dont want a 12 lb. nestles crunch for 25 dollars. i
Want junior mints.
We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers!
We need people that care! Im mad as hell! and I dont want to
Take it anymore!
Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us
Paradise, lost and found
Paradise, take a look around
I was out in california where I hear they have it all
They got riots, fires, mud slides
Theyve got sushi in the mall
Water bars, brontasaurs, chinese modern lust
Shake and bake life with the quake
The secrets in the crust
Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us
--spoken:
Speakin of fruitcakes, how bout the government?
Your tax dollars at work.
We lost our martian rocket ship
The high paid spokesman said
Looks like that silly rocket ship
Has lost its cone shaped head
We spent 90 jillion dollars trying to get a look at mars
I hear universal laughter ringing out among the stars
Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the galaxy (fruitcakes in the galaxy)
Fuitcakes on the earth (fruitcakes on the earth)
Struttin naked towards eternity
Weve been that way since birth
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us
--spoken:
Religion! religion! oh, theres a thin line between saturday
Night and sunday morning. here we go now.
Alright, alter boys.
Mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa
Mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa
Wheres the church, who took the steeple
Religion is in the hands of some crazy-ass people
Television preachers with bad hair and dimples
The gods honest truth is its not that simple
Its the buddhist in you, its the pagan in me
Its the muslim in him, shes catholic aint she?
Its the born again look its the wasp and the jew
Tell me whats goin on, I aint gotta clue
--spoken:Now here comes the big ones. relationships! we all got em, we
All want em. what do we do with em?
Here we go, Ill tell ya.
She said you gotta do your fair share
Now cough up half the rent
I treat my body like a temple
You treat yours like a tent
But the right word at the right time
May get me a little hug
Thats the difference between lightning
And a harmless lightnin bug
Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us
--spoken:
The future. captains log, stardate two thousand and something.
Were seven years from the millenium
Thats a science fiction fact
Stanley kubrick and his buddy hal
Now dont look that abstract
So Ill put on my bob marley tape
And practice what I preach
Get jah lost in the reggae mon
As I walk along the beach
Stay in touch with my insanity really is the only way
Its a jungle out there kiddies
Have a very fruitful day
Hey.
Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us
--spoken:
Thats right, you too. yeah those crumbs are spread all around
This universe. Ive seen fruitcakes. I saw this guy in santa
Monica rollerskate naked through the crosswalk. down in new
Orleans in the french market there are fruitcakes like you cannot
Believe. new york, forget it. fruitcake city. down island, weve got
Fruitcakes. spread them crumbs around. thats right, we want
em around. keep bakin baby. keep bakin.
Here you go Pheasy, you can sing that when you go on your Fruitcake March:wah:
--spoken:
You know I was talking to my friend desdemona the other day she
Runs this space station and bake shop down near boomtown. she told
Me that human beings are flawed individuals. the cosmic bakers
Took us out of the oven a little too early. and thats the
Reason were as crazy as we are and I believe it.
Take for example when you go to the movies these days, you know.
They try to sell you this jumbo drink, 8 extra ounces of watered
Down cherry coke for an extra 25 cents. I dont want it.
I dont want that much organziation in my life.
I dont want other people thinking for me.
I want my junior mints. where did the junior mints go in the
Movies. I dont want a 12 lb. nestles crunch for 25 dollars. i
Want junior mints.
We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers!
We need people that care! Im mad as hell! and I dont want to
Take it anymore!
Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us
Paradise, lost and found
Paradise, take a look around
I was out in california where I hear they have it all
They got riots, fires, mud slides
Theyve got sushi in the mall
Water bars, brontasaurs, chinese modern lust
Shake and bake life with the quake
The secrets in the crust
Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us
--spoken:
Speakin of fruitcakes, how bout the government?
Your tax dollars at work.
We lost our martian rocket ship
The high paid spokesman said
Looks like that silly rocket ship
Has lost its cone shaped head
We spent 90 jillion dollars trying to get a look at mars
I hear universal laughter ringing out among the stars
Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the galaxy (fruitcakes in the galaxy)
Fuitcakes on the earth (fruitcakes on the earth)
Struttin naked towards eternity
Weve been that way since birth
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us
--spoken:
Religion! religion! oh, theres a thin line between saturday
Night and sunday morning. here we go now.
Alright, alter boys.
Mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa
Mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa
Wheres the church, who took the steeple
Religion is in the hands of some crazy-ass people
Television preachers with bad hair and dimples
The gods honest truth is its not that simple
Its the buddhist in you, its the pagan in me
Its the muslim in him, shes catholic aint she?
Its the born again look its the wasp and the jew
Tell me whats goin on, I aint gotta clue
--spoken:Now here comes the big ones. relationships! we all got em, we
All want em. what do we do with em?
Here we go, Ill tell ya.
She said you gotta do your fair share
Now cough up half the rent
I treat my body like a temple
You treat yours like a tent
But the right word at the right time
May get me a little hug
Thats the difference between lightning
And a harmless lightnin bug
Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us
--spoken:
The future. captains log, stardate two thousand and something.
Were seven years from the millenium
Thats a science fiction fact
Stanley kubrick and his buddy hal
Now dont look that abstract
So Ill put on my bob marley tape
And practice what I preach
Get jah lost in the reggae mon
As I walk along the beach
Stay in touch with my insanity really is the only way
Its a jungle out there kiddies
Have a very fruitful day
Hey.
Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us
--spoken:
Thats right, you too. yeah those crumbs are spread all around
This universe. Ive seen fruitcakes. I saw this guy in santa
Monica rollerskate naked through the crosswalk. down in new
Orleans in the french market there are fruitcakes like you cannot
Believe. new york, forget it. fruitcake city. down island, weve got
Fruitcakes. spread them crumbs around. thats right, we want
em around. keep bakin baby. keep bakin.
Here you go Pheasy, you can sing that when you go on your Fruitcake March:wah:
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mikeinie;736899 wrote: Aaaaaaaaaa....
Is this one of those pics that you are supposed to find the Popes face?
(an old Saturday Night Live joke)
Is this one of those pics that you are supposed to find the Popes face?
(an old Saturday Night Live joke)
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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along-for-the-ride;736945 wrote: Is this one of those pics that you are supposed to find the Popes face?
(an old Saturday Night Live joke)
Oh my God, I remember that!!
Remember Pope on a Rope? Fr Guido Sarducci
(an old Saturday Night Live joke)
Oh my God, I remember that!!
Remember Pope on a Rope? Fr Guido Sarducci
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mikeinie;736948 wrote: Oh my God, I remember that!!
Remember Pope on a Rope? Fr Guido Sarducci
:wah: That was a good show with alot of funny moments.
Remember Pope on a Rope? Fr Guido Sarducci
:wah: That was a good show with alot of funny moments.
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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Virgin Mary on Toast on eBay!
The Lord may move in mysterious ways but his mother, it is claimed, has chosen a rather ordinary piece of cheese on toast to make herself known to the world!
Diana Duyser screamed and almost fainted as she chomped into a grilled cheese sandwich 10 years ago because she saw the face of the Virgin Mary staring back at her
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The Lord may move in mysterious ways but his mother, it is claimed, has chosen a rather ordinary piece of cheese on toast to make herself known to the world!
Diana Duyser screamed and almost fainted as she chomped into a grilled cheese sandwich 10 years ago because she saw the face of the Virgin Mary staring back at her
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Uh-oh. Do you think the Pheasant will be mad with us? Are we still making fun of the fruitcake?:wah:
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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along-for-the-ride;736963 wrote: Uh-oh. Do you think the Pheasant will be mad with us? Are we still making fun of the fruitcake?:wah:
cripes I went off toast..opps I mean off topic too :wah::wah::wah:
Well currantly im raisin some looks so best go look glace'y eyed and fruity hah hah
cripes I went off toast..opps I mean off topic too :wah::wah::wah:
Well currantly im raisin some looks so best go look glace'y eyed and fruity hah hah
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How do you know when someone has overdosed on donuts?
Thier eyes get glazed............
Thier eyes get glazed............
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lemon_and_mint;736970 wrote: How do you know when someone has overdosed on donuts?
Thier eyes get glazed............
thats doughtful to happen to me :wah:
Thier eyes get glazed............
thats doughtful to happen to me :wah:
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Pheas
You didn't like my Football idea for Fruitcake?
What are the other uses door stop - football - ??
You really don't eat that stuff do you?
Patsy
You didn't like my Football idea for Fruitcake?
What are the other uses door stop - football - ??
You really don't eat that stuff do you?
Patsy
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Pheasy, thank you for vindicating the lovable fruitcake!!
It tries so hard!!
It tries so hard!!
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Indian Princess;736908 wrote: hummmmmmmmmmmm, fruitcake(me is thinking of certain people)!!!!Ha Ha,
Fruitcake, naw never touch the stuff:wah:
I'm pretty sure that when one uses the term 'fruitcake' while describing someone else, the implication is that they were not quite put together right, are not quite to anyones taste and in fact are really a waste of ones time..
It's nice to see that 'fruitcake' has finally been put to good use!:D
Fruitcake, naw never touch the stuff:wah:
I'm pretty sure that when one uses the term 'fruitcake' while describing someone else, the implication is that they were not quite put together right, are not quite to anyones taste and in fact are really a waste of ones time..
It's nice to see that 'fruitcake' has finally been put to good use!:D
Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!
:yh_glasse
rambo
:yh_glasse
rambo
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Sooooooo I go out for the day....and SOME of you derailed my thread. I shall be reporting those involved!!
Excuse me moderators, there are a few here who need sorting out !!!
I'm with you fruitcake - just ignore them :-4:-4:-4
Excuse me moderators, there are a few here who need sorting out !!!
I'm with you fruitcake - just ignore them :-4:-4:-4
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mikeinie;736899 wrote: Aaaaaaaaaa....
I couldn't understand why some of you were getting all bent out of shape, about fruitcake! Now I can see, it's not fruitcake at all...It's some re-constituted cr*p!
That is not fruitcake. It's an approximation of one.....What the hell is all that gunk in there? Get some REAL Fruitcake FGS!!!...
I couldn't understand why some of you were getting all bent out of shape, about fruitcake! Now I can see, it's not fruitcake at all...It's some re-constituted cr*p!
That is not fruitcake. It's an approximation of one.....What the hell is all that gunk in there? Get some REAL Fruitcake FGS!!!...
My dog's a cross between a Shihtzu and a Bulldog... It's a Bullsh!t..
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ummm I thought this thread was about nomad...
meh same diff :-6:-4
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meh same diff :-6:-4
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