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how to pay when you're Pissed

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:00 pm
by Wolverine
this is what you do when you don't agree with you cell phone bill and "they" won't comprimise

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how to pay when you're Pissed

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:02 pm
by SuzyB
Love it :wah::wah::wah:



Good to see you back:)

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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:03 pm
by Patsy Warnick
Don't tell me about being pissed - my new roof is leaking and I paid in full..

Love the check.

Patsy

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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:03 pm
by mrsK
I am stalking you Mr Wolvie:-6

Do you like it?;)

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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:04 pm
by WonderWendy3
Suzy always beats me.....that doesn't sound right...but I'm not changing it....

That was funny and it is nice to see you back!

:wah::wah::wah:

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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:07 pm
by SuzyB
WonderWendy3;734828 wrote: Suzy always beats me.....that doesn't sound right...but I'm not changing it....

That was funny and it is nice to see you back!

:wah::wah::wah:


Only because I know you enjoy it :sneaky::sneaky:

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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:15 pm
by lemon_and_mint
I love it when americans talk about being pissed.

That can cause you a real cultural problem if you use the expression in the uk.

pissed means drunk

pissed off means angry

i remember reading about an american who arrived late to a meeting in ;London and it was because of the taxi not turning up when he ordered it, he said to the receptionist "I'm really pissed", and she replied, "I'll make you a coffee and see if we can get you sober before you go in".

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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:19 pm
by WonderWendy3
lemon_and_mint;734841 wrote: I love it when americans talk about being pissed.

That can cause you a real cultural problem if you use the expression in the uk.

pissed means drunk

pissed off means angry

i remember reading about an american who arrived late to a meeting in ;London and it was because of the taxi not turning up when he ordered it, he said to the receptionist "I'm really pissed", and she replied, "I'll make you a coffee and see if we can get you sober before you go in".


:wah::wah:

I never knew that pissed meant drunk until I came to the garden...and I couldn't understand why everyone got pissed on the weekends?? what did they do to get upset?? Weekends were supposed to be happy times!!!:p:wah:

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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:35 pm
by Galbally
God help me I actually tried to differentiate the sum on that cheque! Brilliant though, I must do it myself someday. :wah:

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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:45 pm
by spot
Galbally;734856 wrote: God help me I actually tried to differentiate the sum on that cheque! Brilliant though, I must do it myself someday. :wah:


=1?

That makes the whole cheque $0.002, the other two terms cancel.

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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:41 am
by Bryn Mawr
spot;735062 wrote: =1?

That makes the whole cheque $0.002, the other two terms cancel.


Nah, they're plusses not multiplies :-)

The summation goes to 0.5, the problem is the middle expression as it produces an imaginary result.

If it was just e to the power pi then it would be 23.13 but what that to the power of the square root of minus one is cannot, as far as I know, be directly expressed in real numbers.

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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:50 am
by spot
Anyone else want to check my math?

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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:16 am
by Imladris
spot;735334 wrote: Anyone else want to check my math?
No, but anytime you feel like translating it into English me and the other lower lifeforms might understand!!!:wah::wah:

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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:03 am
by spot
The imaginary component is, strangely enough, zero, and the evaluation (though I don't pretend to know why but a graph might help) is -1

The series is 1/2 +1/4 +1/8 +1/16 +1/32... = 1

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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:11 am
by sunny104
our FG men are handsome and so smart......:yh_drool :D



what were we talking about?? :-3 :o

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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:24 am
by kazalala
sunny104;735464 wrote: our FG men are handsome and so smart......:yh_drool :D



what were we talking about?? :o


I dont know but my brain is starting to hurt:thinking::wah::wah:

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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:42 am
by Bryn Mawr
spot;735459 wrote: The imaginary component is, strangely enough, zero, and the evaluation (though I don't pretend to know why but a graph might help) is -1

The series is 1/2 +1/4 +1/8 +1/16 +1/32... = 1


OK - so I evaluate n= two to infinity - I missed the initial cell in the spreadsheet.

why does e ^ i pi equate to zero - my maths is too far back and I forget how to evaluate imaginary numbers.

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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:52 am
by KB.
I bet my chili tastes better.



:-2

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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:09 am
by spot
Bryn Mawr;736155 wrote: OK - so I evaluate n= two to infinity - I missed the initial cell in the spreadsheet.

why does e ^ i pi equate to zero - my maths is too far back and I forget how to evaluate imaginary numbers.


It doesn't - I said the two terms cancel, it evaluates to -1.

Euler's formula (the article cites the initial proof, I've no idea how it works at all!) states that:and pi is a simple substitution. You can see that the imaginary part is isolated with sin(pi) which is zero, so it disappears, and the remaining cos(pi) is -1. Run your finger round the circle and that's where it ends up after one turn.

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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:15 am
by Bryn Mawr
spot;736160 wrote: It doesn't - I said the two terms cancel, it evaluates to -1.

Euler's formula (the article cites the initial proof, I've no idea how it works at all!) states that:and pi is a simple substitution. You can see that the imaginary part is isolated with sin(pi) which is zero, so it disappears, and the remaining cos(pi) is -1. Run your finger round the circle and that's where it ends up after one turn.


Many thanks - I'll try to remember that :wah:

I told you my maths was too long ago.

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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:23 am
by spot
Good lord, even Euler can remember it and his maths was longer ago still.

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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:26 am
by Bryn Mawr
spot;736163 wrote: Good lord, even Euler can remember it and his maths was longer ago still.


He has an advantage - he thought it up in the first place :-6