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SING IT GIRLS!!! (Sung to the Tune of I will Survive)

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,

that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,

I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!

I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad Pathetic dream

Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!

Go on now-go! , Walk out the door,

Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!

Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't find you out!?

Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]>I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!



It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!

But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]>I will survive! I will survive!>

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have goodsex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

:wah::wah::wah: love it chez

OMG!

:wah: That's so great!!

Now I have to memorize it

I love it!! thats so good..:-6

I KNOW it word for word....my theme song....whooo hoooooo!!



I'm serious btw.....

we know wendy :wah::wah::wah:

Its a Rampant post :sneaky:

I may just learn that version :sneaky: I would love to see Jims face if I started singing that in our local, I think he'd just walk out :wah: