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For Aussie Pam:-4





The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.



As he is locking him up, he asks, "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"



The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants, so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did. Then she gets on the bed, looks at me kind of sexy and says, ‘Now go to town cowboy... ‘. And here I am."



Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist!

LMFAO that's funny. :wah:

How bout another one for our pammie!!!



Three iron workers all worked together on the 66th floor of a skyscraper, putting the iron structure together. All ate their lunch together every day.



One had black hair, one had brown hair, & the last one had blonde hair.



Guy with black hair said, damn, I sick & tired of my wife making me a Tuna sandwich every day, day after day!



Guy with brown hair said, damn, I'm sick & tired of my wife making me a ham sandwich every day, day after day!



Guy with blonde hair said, damn I'm sick & tired too of having a balony sandwich every day, day after day! If I get another balony sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this 66th floor!!!



Next day, blonde guy looks at his lunch, & sure enough there is a balony sandwich! He's so pis$ed, he jumps off!!!



At the wake the people are consoling his wife, while at the same time sort of are blaming her for the balony sandwich.



And his wife says: HEY DON'T BLAME ME, "HE" made his own lunch every day!!!:p:D:rolleyes:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl bet his name was Jim:wah:

Chezzie;727559 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl bet his name was Jim:wah:
No, it couldn't have been him, he has no hair!!! :p

Chezzie;726906 wrote: For Aussie Pam:-4





The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.



As he is locking him up, he asks, "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"



The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants, so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did. Then she gets on the bed, looks at me kind of sexy and says, ‘Now go to town cowboy... ‘. And here I am."



Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist!


Yes!!!! :wah::wah:

:-6

Sigh!!!

I think I met a cowboy like that once... Mmmm.... just as well you lot can't read my thoughts.



:sneaky:

Poor bloke with the baloney sandwich. It was obviously his wife's fault. She was so mean she made him fix his own lunch. I mean really!!! Life must just not have been worth living.

Back to the beach.

:-6