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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.



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February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....



Helllloooo!! !.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!! !

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March - Got really excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6

months....box said "2-4 years!"

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April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!!

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May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.... .wrong instructions. ... 8 cups of

water won't fit into those little packets!!!

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June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

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July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition. ....learned later, the

other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

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August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm... ..car swamped

because soft-top was open.

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September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

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October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

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November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.

Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

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December - Couldn't call 911...."duh"........ there's no "eleven"

button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

Ha! I love the first one the most. Scarf was too tight. That's a winner.

Lmao!!!!

Good one !



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jimbo;722909 wrote: well done chesney :wah:










ewwwwwwwwww nooooooo hes what nightmares are made of Jimbo

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Chezzie, you've given us a lot of blonde jokes. Are you blonde? I am.

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Here's a French one, translated:

Two blondes are taking a shower together after playing sport. The first says to the second. Please pass me the shampoo. It's right near you, says the second. Yes, says the first, but this one it is the wrong kind. It says it's for dry hair. My hair's wet.

:sneaky:

No pam alas im not a real Blonde :-1....Been having blonde streaks for quite a few years up till recently though. Now im a rich chocolate brown...boring eh!

I mean no offence on my jokes, just post what makes me laff..:wah: