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Dear dad letter....

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was

nicely made, and everything was picked up.

Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was

addressed, "Dad".

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter,

with trembling hands.

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene

with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I

knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos,

her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I

am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad.

She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the

whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt

anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people

in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so

Stacy can get better.

She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your

many grand children.

Love, your son, John.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true.

I'm over at Tommy's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the

school report that's on my desk.

I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home. :p

Chezzie;718692 wrote: Dear dad letter....

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was

nicely made, and everything was picked up.

Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was

addressed, "Dad".

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter,

with trembling hands.

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene

with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I

knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos,

her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I

am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad.

She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the

whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt

anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people

in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so

Stacy can get better.

She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your

many grand children.

Love, your son, John.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true.

I'm over at Tommy's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the

school report that's on my desk.

I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home. :p:wah: nice one

I have seen that before, it is a riot

OMG that is priceless and so darn true :wah:

:wah::wah: :yh_rotfl:

Very good

It was the last line that got me - there's me thinking "he's in trouble now" and then ....

another good one :wah:

so sweet

If I hadn't heard that one already, I'd have been thinking, I'll kill you! Worst nightmare to say the least.

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