Piano player
Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:49 am
So this bloke go’s into a pub and orders a beer. As he is waiting for his pint to arrive he spots a piano in the corner of the room. When his pint arrives he says to the bar man “Do you not have anyone to play the piano? The barman replies “No Sir it has not been played for years! To which the man replies, “well I can help you out as I have a fantastic pianist here with me. The barman looks around and remembers the man came in alone, so says “where is this piano player then? At which point the man reaches into his pocket and brings out a living small man in an evening suite; He is about 12 inches tall perfectly proportioned. The Man places the little Gent on the piano stool at which point he begins to play the most wonderful music.
Everyone in the bar is enchanted. After a good hour of playing the little man stops for a rest and the bar man says to the man who brought him in “This is amazing how on earth did you find him? To which the man replies. “Well I was out for a walk in the woods when suddenly there was this big flash of light and this angel appeared! She said she was my Fairy Godmother and would grant me one wish. Well I did not know she must have been a bit deaf because I ended up with this twelve-inch pianist who can go for over an hour without a rest! :wah:
Everyone in the bar is enchanted. After a good hour of playing the little man stops for a rest and the bar man says to the man who brought him in “This is amazing how on earth did you find him? To which the man replies. “Well I was out for a walk in the woods when suddenly there was this big flash of light and this angel appeared! She said she was my Fairy Godmother and would grant me one wish. Well I did not know she must have been a bit deaf because I ended up with this twelve-inch pianist who can go for over an hour without a rest! :wah: