An odd event in my past!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:09 pm
Before I retired due to ill health I worked for many years as an engineer in a local factory producing specialist electronic equipment. As in all factory environments “all of human life was there”!
Amongst the Ladies on the production line was one we all knew did not need the work and only did the job to get National insurance credits and a pension. You see this lady was a very High class “Call girl”. We will call her Mandy.
She was always a very good worker and never caused any bother (some of the girls could be “explosive”)!
One of my jobs as engineer was to maintain the ultrasonic cleaning tanks. Well one day the Mandy sent for me to look at the tank line as it had suddenly stopped working. She appeared very flustered and I saw no trace of any circuit boards or components she had been cleaning. I drained the baths, which appeared to be clogged with something like bits of paper! She then confessed that she had been trying to clean her last night’s takings in the tank and it had got swept away! “Why I enquired would you want to ultrasonic clean your money”, I asked with some trepidation. “Well”, she said “I don’t normally talk about my work but if I want you to fix the machine and not report me to the management for breaking it I will tell you”. “You see I had this client last night who said he wanted something special and was prepared to pay well”. “So I agreed as long as it was no rough stuff or pain and he paid me the money which I put away safe in my handbag”. Well it all started normal enough with him undressing me and me undressing him, but then he got me to put this blindfold on and lie on the bed”. “So I did, and lay their for ages with nothing at all seeming to happen except I could here some odd noises from somewhere in the room”!
By this time I was all agog to learn what had happened. Mandy went on “well I decided that whatever he wanted to do he had better get on with it as I was sure I had been on the bed for an hour”! “So I asked him if he was ready to do something and was surprised when he said he”, “was ready to leave and I could take my blindfold off”! “When I looked”, she said “he was already dressed”! “So I said to him – I thought you were some kind of kink or pervert and that you were going to do something perverted to me”? To which he replied “oh I am quite a pervert you see while you were blindfolded I pooed in your handbag”!
I nearly laughed but managed to keep a straight face and said to Mandy “oh well I guess that is one client you will not be having back then”? “Oh yes I will”, she replied. “I will just hide my money somewhere else next time and throw the bloody bag in the bin”! :wah:
Amongst the Ladies on the production line was one we all knew did not need the work and only did the job to get National insurance credits and a pension. You see this lady was a very High class “Call girl”. We will call her Mandy.
She was always a very good worker and never caused any bother (some of the girls could be “explosive”)!
One of my jobs as engineer was to maintain the ultrasonic cleaning tanks. Well one day the Mandy sent for me to look at the tank line as it had suddenly stopped working. She appeared very flustered and I saw no trace of any circuit boards or components she had been cleaning. I drained the baths, which appeared to be clogged with something like bits of paper! She then confessed that she had been trying to clean her last night’s takings in the tank and it had got swept away! “Why I enquired would you want to ultrasonic clean your money”, I asked with some trepidation. “Well”, she said “I don’t normally talk about my work but if I want you to fix the machine and not report me to the management for breaking it I will tell you”. “You see I had this client last night who said he wanted something special and was prepared to pay well”. “So I agreed as long as it was no rough stuff or pain and he paid me the money which I put away safe in my handbag”. Well it all started normal enough with him undressing me and me undressing him, but then he got me to put this blindfold on and lie on the bed”. “So I did, and lay their for ages with nothing at all seeming to happen except I could here some odd noises from somewhere in the room”!
By this time I was all agog to learn what had happened. Mandy went on “well I decided that whatever he wanted to do he had better get on with it as I was sure I had been on the bed for an hour”! “So I asked him if he was ready to do something and was surprised when he said he”, “was ready to leave and I could take my blindfold off”! “When I looked”, she said “he was already dressed”! “So I said to him – I thought you were some kind of kink or pervert and that you were going to do something perverted to me”? To which he replied “oh I am quite a pervert you see while you were blindfolded I pooed in your handbag”!
I nearly laughed but managed to keep a straight face and said to Mandy “oh well I guess that is one client you will not be having back then”? “Oh yes I will”, she replied. “I will just hide my money somewhere else next time and throw the bloody bag in the bin”! :wah: