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BALONEY!!! The best engine in the world is the penis. Mine is a fantastic example of this but let's not get too personal. I don't know you yet. The reason I say the penis is the best engine in the world is because it can work in any vagina, needs practically zero warm up time (unlike vaginae which so very often need "time" to "get in the mood," is flexible in its application (unlike vaginae which are in a "fixed" location), doesn't need any lubrication (although some is nice), starts with one breeze or vague thought (unlike vaginae which can start with "one finger" as you stated, and it needs no oil change.



It's way more flexible than a vagina. For example, I have used mine as a door stop once.

Stardust;682515 wrote: The best engine in the world is the vagina. It takes any size piston, is self lubricating, starts with one finger and every four weeks does it's own oil change.



It's just a pity the management system is so damn temperamental!




it may be the best engine in the world







but what worries me is how many miles it has to do .... to get a gallon of fuel :wah:

jimbo;682580 wrote: it may be the best engine in the world







but what worries me is how many miles it has to do .... to get a gallon of fuel :wah:
They tend to get better gas mileage after marriage. They don't seem to need the pump near as often.

YZGI;683142 wrote: They tend to get better gas mileage after marriage. They don't seem to need the pump near as often.


Thats because the dipstick is comfortable in the oil checker!!:sneaky::sneaky:

YZGI;683142 wrote: They tend to get better gas mileage after marriage. They don't seem to need the pump near as often.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

YZGI;683142 wrote: They tend to get better gas mileage after marriage. They don't seem to need the pump near as often.




:wah::wah: