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I've NEVER done this on purpose, but today.... I'm driving down the road, went to a place called Tropical Smoothie to get a smoothie (uncanny isn't it?) and an asian chicken wrap...on the way back to the office, I'm eating my chicken wrap, there is a dressing on the wrap that is very liquidy...(if that is a word) so I was catching it with the wrapper, well NOT GOOD ENOUGH...the next thing I know I'm getting this sensation down my cleavage, and over under my right breast!!....I'm trying to sop it up with a napkin, a guy in a pick-up truck is riding next to me about to wreck his truck since ummm I've got my boob hanging out basically to wipe this dressing off of me!! And on the radio plays....

"Homewrecker" by Gretchen Wilson



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:wah::wah:

Just thimk Wendy, you made that guys day.:wah::wah:

[QUOTE=WonderWendy3;680628]I've NEVER done this on purpose, but today.... I'm driving down the road, went to a place called Tropical Smoothie to get a smoothie (uncanny isn't it?) and an asian chicken wrap...on the way back to the office, I'm eating my chicken wrap, there is a dressing on the wrap that is very liquidy...(if that is a word) so I was catching it with the wrapper, well NOT GOOD ENOUGH...the next thing I know I'm getting this sensation down my cleavage, and over under my right breast!!....I'm trying to sop it up with a napkin, a guy in a pick-up truck is riding next to me about to wreck his truck since ummm I've got my boob hanging out basically to wipe this dressing off of me!! And on the radio plays....

"Homewrecker" by Gretchen Wilson



:-3:-3



:wah:

Nice one Wendy:wah:

Well-------Col Saunders says his sauces and fixens are finger lickin good--so---------:wah:

Ha, I waited until I was done ummm "sopping up the sauce"....and driving normally again...he came up beside me...just looked at me....and his face was RED!!o





OOOPS!!

WonderWendy3;680628 wrote: I've NEVER done this on purpose, but today.... I'm driving down the road, went to a place called Tropical Smoothie to get a smoothie (uncanny isn't it?) and an asian chicken wrap...on the way back to the office, I'm eating my chicken wrap, there is a dressing on the wrap that is very liquidy...(if that is a word) so I was catching it with the wrapper, well NOT GOOD ENOUGH...the next thing I know I'm getting this sensation down my cleavage, and over under my right breast!!....I'm trying to sop it up with a napkin, a guy in a pick-up truck is riding next to me about to wreck his truck since ummm I've got my boob hanging out basically to wipe this dressing off of me!! And on the radio plays....



"Homewrecker" by Gretchen Wilson





:wah::wah:


funny that :wah::wah: what else would he be driving

YoU hussy!:wah::wah:

AngelEyes82;680635 wrote: Woo Hoo!! I bet you made his day..





haha!! thats funny.:wah:
Well she made my day just thinking about it

WonderWendy3;680628 wrote: I've NEVER done this on purpose, but today.... I'm driving down the road, went to a place called Tropical Smoothie to get a smoothie (uncanny isn't it?) and an asian chicken wrap...on the way back to the office, I'm eating my chicken wrap, there is a dressing on the wrap that is very liquidy...(if that is a word) so I was catching it with the wrapper, well NOT GOOD ENOUGH...the next thing I know I'm getting this sensation down my cleavage, and over under my right breast!!....I'm trying to sop it up with a napkin, a guy in a pick-up truck is riding next to me about to wreck his truck since ummm I've got my boob hanging out basically to wipe this dressing off of me!! And on the radio plays....

"Homewrecker" by Gretchen Wilson



:-3



:wah::wah:


Yeah right, as if I'd believe that, you're out there advertising, I know you too well

And you said you didn't flaunt Cleavage around - no you just flop one out for show & tell.

Way to go

Patsy

So let me get this straight! You're driving down the road, rubbing Chicken dressing over your naked Hooters??????

dubs;680738 wrote: So let me get this straight! You're driving down the road, rubbing Chicken dressing over your naked Hooters??????






fowl play :wah::wah::wah:

dubs;680738 wrote: So let me get this straight! You're driving down the road, rubbing Chicken dressing over your naked Hooters??????


:wah::wah:

SuzyB;680684 wrote: Yeah right, as if I'd believe that, you're out there advertising, I know you too well Busted!!yh_giggle

Patsy Warnick;680726 wrote: And you said you didn't flaunt Cleavage around - no you just flop one out for show & tell.

Way to go

Patsy Since when does ANYONE pay attention to what I say???:wah:

dubs;680738 wrote: So let me get this straight! You're driving down the road, rubbing Chicken dressing over your naked Hooters??????
And funny enough drove BY hooters Resturant, how uncanny....



jimbo;680741 wrote: fowl play Good ONE!!

You guys had me Laughing so hard, the kids wanted to know what I was laughing at, I kept on saying..."YOU don't want to know"....and they insisted, so I started to tell them and got to the "wiping my boob off", and then they said.... uuummm (as they are walking rapidly away from me) tt-tthhhhat's okay....

:wah: you dirty girl

Sheryl;680811 wrote: :wah: you dirty girl


BUT I cleaned it up!!! Good thing I was wearing a "pretty bra"...

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl That is funny! He should not have looked anyway.

Tater Tazz;681150 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl That is funny! He should not have looked anyway.


It was my pretty blue flowery bra...I just know it!!:driving::driving:

what a rude guy, he didn't offer help to a woman in obvious distress

:wah: good one Wendy,

you will have made his day