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1. You lose your keys

2. You miss a VERY important phone call and when you call it back it's busy for 30 minutes

3. You learn your best friend is actually jealous of you

4. You haven't checked the mail in 3 days (the key is on the set of keys you lost)

5. Rent rolls around and you think, "ok, after i pay da bills, i'll have like what, 2 bucks left.

6. Still haven't found the car keys

7. Your inspector comes by for inspection and he's hitting on you the WHOLE time! Wouldn't be so bad if he didn't look like Elmer Fudd on something serious.

8. You burn your toast...bad

9. It's Monday! AHHHHH Ok folks, I'm sorry for griping. This all just happened to me this morning. AND I HAVE YET TO FIND MY KEYS! I Feel better now, and I hope you all have a much more beautiful day. (((BIG SIGH))) :-4

shibee wrote: 1. You lose your keys

2. You miss a VERY important phone call and when you call it back it's busy for 30 minutes

3. You learn your best friend is actually jealous of you

4. You haven't checked the mail in 3 days (the key is on the set of keys you lost)

5. Rent rolls around and you think, "ok, after i pay da bills, i'll have like what, 2 bucks left.

6. Still haven't found the car keys

7. Your inspector comes by for inspection and he's hitting on you the WHOLE time! Wouldn't be so bad if he didn't look like Elmer Fudd on something serious.

8. You burn your toast...bad

9. It's Monday! AHHHHH Ok folks, I'm sorry for griping. This all just happened to me this morning. AND I HAVE YET TO FIND MY KEYS! I Feel better now, and I hope you all have a much more beautiful day. (((BIG SIGH))) :-4


Funny stuff Shibee, and yep you gotta love mondays. Grrrrr lets form a petition and ask for 3 day weekends thus successfully eliminating mondays forever.... yaaayyyyyy Hope you find your keys soon.

shibee wrote: 7. Your inspector comes by for inspection and he's hitting on you the WHOLE time!


Excuse, please, but vot ish "hitting on"? I've heard "Lady Cop" saying that her "K-9 hits on your car".

Hey, I'm all for 3 day weekends!!!!! I too hope I find my keys, I have some errands to run...

Bill Sikes wrote: Excuse, please, but vot ish "hitting on"? I've heard "Lady Cop" saying that her "K-9 hits on your car".


When I said that the guy was hitting on me, I meant that he was flirting with me and doing and saying silly things to try to get my attention.

Bill Sikes wrote: Excuse, please, but vot ish "hitting on"? I've heard "Lady Cop" saying that her "K-9 hits on your car".
you could substitute "alerts" for "hits on" car. cop argot.

shibee wrote: Hey, I'm all for 3 day weekends!!!!! I too hope I find my keys, I have some errands to run...
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Your neighbor is walking their Dog and they on the street, but the Dog on a leash is on your front lawn!!! And then the Dog leaves a present there. The owner just keeps on walking with out a care in the world! Why don't they walk "their" Dog on "their" own property? :-5 (In the cities on cement sidewalks I beleive there is a law to clean up after your Dog. But I don't think that applies to grass lawns. It should! :guitarist

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cars wrote: Your neighbor is walking their Dog and they on the street, but the Dog on a leash is on your front lawn!!! And then the Dog leaves a present there. The owner just keeps on walking with out a care in the world! Why don't they walk "their" Dog on "their" own property? :-5 (In the cities on cement sidewalks I beleive there is a law to clean up after your Dog. But I don't think that applies to grass lawns. It should! :guitarist

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Some people are dirty buggers are'nt they? they give us responsible dog owners a bad name.

I would have picked it up, followed them home & delivered it back to the owner!!

I would have done the same thing Abbey!!! Funny stuff!

By The Way, Guys, I Found My Keys!!!!! Yippy!

cars wrote: Your neighbor is walking their Dog and they on the street, but the Dog on a leash is on your front lawn!!! And then the Dog leaves a present there.


Cats do this too, in a less controlled fashion.

abbey wrote: Some people are dirty buggers are'nt they? they give us responsible dog owners a bad name.

I would have picked it up, followed them home & delivered it back to the owner!!
My mother has done this very thing. She's out on her lawn, and a neighbor she doesn't know walks by with a dog, the dog dumps on the lawn. My mom watches the whole thing, waits for the woman to pick up the crap, and when she leaves it, my mom runs in the house, grabs a baggie, scoops up the load and follows the lady to her house leaving the "present" on her front lawn, while she's (the neighbor) standing right there. My mom is SO cool... :yh_worshp

This is a pet peeve of mine. When I keep ALL my dogs up and pick up the poop and avoid having any in the yard. Then along comes someone's farm dog, running the fields and where does he decide to take a dump?

My local park is a haven for dog walkers, unfortunatly they dont always pick up after their pets, if i see them walk away & leave the mess on the grass i just shout " hello.. i think you've forgot something" and it generally works, theirs a £50 fine if they're caught doing it.

I have a friend whose daughter lost the sight in her left eye due to Toxicara, caused by dog faeces, so i'm very consious of dogs doing their "business" on a playing field. :-5

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abbey wrote: Some people are dirty buggers are'nt they? they give us responsible dog owners a bad name.

I would have picked it up, followed them home & delivered it back to the owner!!


Good one, next time! (And there will be a next time!) :-5

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