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The world a vast and chaos

where's my pickle kind of place

A thought so fleetingly flies by

I swat it from my face

You ask? I said? What is that smell?

I multitask all day.

It isn't hard...don't yell at me

For what I have to say.

* A scary, but fascinating glimpse into the unknown that we have sometimes loved.

Great, now I am craving a pastrami on rye with hot mustand and a big kosher dill on the side

great. now i am craving it too.

For those who missed it, Paula told me to write a poem after a cucumber/pickle convo. This piece of silliness is at her request; a gift you might say

A well deserved gift indeed, for our dear Paula.

Koan, one more poem please.

Coan, you heard the lady. So pick up your pen and give us more of your magical verses.

I'm still waiting for another round of pickle?

Paula wrote: I'm still waiting for another round of pickle?
I already wrote it! It's called Paula's Encore. Check it out.

You sure did Coan and its equally cool.

Excellent!

Thanks Koan, now I'm going to have to run downstairs and make myself a late-night "Dagwood"... :wah: I'm not just saying that, either... I'll be back.

thats cool that you can take the word pickle and put so much meaning to it.

Paula's Encore was the better of the two Odes

link

She made this place pretty interesting in her strange, pickle kind of way.

koan;592375 wrote:

She made this place pretty interesting in her strange, pickle kind of way.
:yh_rotfl That's the understatement of the year! :yh_rotfl

as long she does not become a dillettante...:sneaky:

koan;592375 wrote: Paula's Encore was the better of the two Odes

link

She made this place pretty interesting in her strange, pickle kind of way.


Do I remember correctly? That she kept repeating on you?

She was consistent and not known for her sanity.

koan;593085 wrote: She was consistent and not known for her sanity.


I thought she came back in various incarnations after she left as Paula

Perhaps that's a sign of insanity and they're increasing in numbers.

koan;593094 wrote: Perhaps that's a sign of insanity and they're increasing in numbers.


I've been going mad for years :wah:

Paula's Pickle





This is supposed to be a G rated forum

Nomad;595765 wrote: Paula's Pickle





This is supposed to be a G rated forum


Pickles?

maybe cucumbers and I hear japanese eggplants are a rush.

koan;595772 wrote: Pickles?

maybe cucumbers and I hear japanese eggplants are a rush.




Im sure you do. :rolleyes:

I'm just sayin....

I read it in a book somewhere. :wah:

1.The average cucumber is at least six inches long.

2.Cucumbers stay hard for a week.

3.A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count.

4.Cucumbers never get too excited.

5.You can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket - and you know how firm it is before you take it home.

6.A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.

7.You can go to a movie with a cucumber - and see the movie.

8.At a drive - in you can stay in the front seat - a cucumber can always wait until you get home.

9.A cucumber won't ask "Am I the first".

10.A cucumber won't tell other cucumbers that you're not a virgin anymore.

Nomad;595778 wrote: 1.The average cucumber is at least six inches long.

2.Cucumbers stay hard for a week.

3.A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count.

4.Cucumbers never get too excited.

5.You can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket - and you know how firm it is before you take it home.

6.A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.

7.You can go to a movie with a cucumber - and see the movie.

8.At a drive - in you can stay in the front seat - a cucumber can always wait until you get home.

9.A cucumber won't ask "Am I the first".

10.A cucumber won't tell other cucumbers that you're not a virgin anymore.


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