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A Taiwanese company has introduced a new service allowing men to order tailor-made size condoms.



You have to read it to believe it

That's G for GREAT and J for just keep praying

Tailor MAid for Which Head?

koan wrote: That's G for GREAT and J for just keep praying
In Cassie's world G is for Grateful

Just thinking: G for Godzilla, J FOR JOKE

: So when do they start to franchise, Hooters on steroids ? or Victors Secret

:next product, fake "G" invoices,



Reminds me of a joke; man of sub j size is confronted by playmate "just who in the hell do you expect to satisfy with that?" replies the shrimp "me"



:D

Der Wulf wrote: replies the shrimp "me":D

I can see it now. A new sitcom called "Are you being measured" starring John Inman

Bothwell wrote: I can see it now. A new sitcom called "Are you being measured" starring John Inman
Yeah! A whole new season of "reality TV" just waiting to be filmed!! :yh_rotfl

Never used them.

PEIguy wrote: Cut 2 holes in that G22, for eyes and pull over a knitted tuqueit would make a great protection for those Canadian Freezing rain days
If you wear that in public people will point and call you a d!ckhead

>>^..^ If you wear that in public people will point and call you a d!ckhead
In the US they are known as pëĉkër heads. :sneaky:

Der Wulf wrote: In the US they are known as pëĉkër heads. :sneaky:
If we are trying to be polite we use Richard Cranium

My wife would never allow such a thing as Condoms. Ruin the play;)

capt_buzzard wrote: My wife would never allow such a thing as Condoms. Ruin the play;)


Glow in the dark condoms are awfully fun with the lights off. So I hear.

koan wrote: Glow in the dark condoms are awfully fun with the lights off. So I hear.
why is that? so you can find it......? :-2

koan wrote: Glow in the dark condoms are awfully fun with the lights off. So I hear.OMG Koan,

PEIguy wrote: LOL I remember a John Ritter movie that wasn't all that great, but it had one scene where he was wearing a glow in the dark green condom. Only problem was that another dude had been hiding and he was wearing a glow in the dark purple condom.

A little while later, it looked like a sword fight in progress.


That was the implication! You win the clever award.

koan wrote: You win the clever award.
and waht is the clever award this week Koan? last week it was the 18 inch black and white television.

>>^..^ and waht is the clever award this week Koan? last week it was the 18 inch black and white television.Only 18inches? Not very much viewing:D

koan wrote: Glow in the dark condoms are awfully fun with the lights off. So I hear.
A little off point, but curious, has anyone else had an intimate "art session" using glow in the dark paints ? :-2

Tell Us More:D

Der Wulf wrote: A little off point, but curious, has anyone else had an intimate "art session" using glow in the dark paints ?
Sorry Der Wulf, the closest I have come to this is butterscotch & chocolate syrup

capt_buzzard wrote: Only 18inches? Not very much viewing:D


I don't think 18 inches fits into this topic. How about a 9 1/2 inch telescope?

>>^..^ Sorry Der Wulf, the closest I have come to this is butterscotch & chocolate syrup
Never cared for butterscotch---------------before:sneaky:

Bailey's Cream would go down well;)

Cassie <--- wondering what happened to her nice, innocent, little thread on tailor made condoms? :yh_angel

capt_buzzard wrote: Bailey's Cream would go down well;)
I'm hoping no flambe was involved:yh_worry