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Satan's Corpse? Scientist digs up the devil

A leading Northumbrian Archaeologist who claimed the sinister, horned corpse he found in a ancient burial mound near Swinhoe was not entirely human and might be the body Satan used when he walked the earth 300 years ago, has admitted his theory is “flawed

"If we accept the fact that Satan is a supernatural being, then we can say that Satan is fully capable of walking the earth as flesh and blood" said Archaeologist Dr. Desmond Morain who found the body. “Unfortunately we were not aware that the inhabitants of Swinhoe, past and present were horned and we were digging in the local cemetery.

Dr. Morain said he would be apologizing in person to Mrs. Olive Trivit for disturbing the grave of her mother who died in 1953.

that is effin' awesome. I will have to do more research.

The devil ain't dead people.

The De'ils deid an buried in Kirkcaldy is an old Scots folksong.

Chookie;672512 wrote: The De'ils deid an buried in Kirkcaldy is an old Scots folksong.


The devil is a woman from Peru who has skin that looks like coffee with too much cream in it. She has one hell of a figure as well. Soft and full in just the right places; warm and inviting. I'd tell her to get gone, and when I would arrive home from work she would be naked and cooking me supper. I'd say, "Alright, just one more day".

She talked about killing me in her sleep, in Russian, Arabic, Portuguese, Spanish, and Hebrew.

She had eyes the color of wet earth, and smelled like vanilla. I had to leave the state to escape her clutches and her loins. It took a 714 mile distance to cool my desire, and yet I still find myself tempted when she hangs around my periphery some nights. That is what the devil does best though, tempts.

She was a big fan of Krispy Kreme donuts.

This is a very neat thread!!!

:sneaky:

what the devils that all bout :wah: