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Dear Moonbats....
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:56 am
by RedGlitter
(seriously that's what it was named when I saved it to file)
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Dear Moonbats....
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:31 am
by spot
Is there such a person as a lunatic atheist? That cuts down the addressee list to minimal numbers. Those that have lawyers must be vanishingly fewer still.
He was a Roman Catholic missionary in Japan before World War 2 started and interned as a spy. He must have been in his nineties when he had that sign erected. He's mostly known and honoured as an expert on the Monongah Mining disaster.
Dear Moonbats....
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:41 pm
by spot
We need to reconfigure this sign to its essential truth.
Anti-God is Anti-American
Anti-American is Treason
Traitors lead to Civil War
It's so full of negatives.
Let's reverse to antonyms throughout:
God is American
American is Patriotic
Patriotism leads to Unity
Cancel a redundancy
God is an American Patriot
Patriotism leads to Unity
and the final redundancy
God is a Unifying American Patriot
Finally substitute an identity, and we arrive at two alternate truths -
for domestic consumption: God is Uncle Sam
for foreign markets: Uncle Sam is God
Dear Moonbats....
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:33 pm
by RedGlitter
spot;670081 wrote: We need to reconfigure this sign to its essential truth.
Anti-God is Anti-American
Anti-American is Treason
Traitors lead to Civil War
It's so full of negatives.
Let's reverse to antonyms throughout:
God is American
American is Patriotic
Patriotism leads to Unity
Cancel a redundancy
God is an American Patriot
Patriotism leads to Unity
and the final redundancy
God is a Unifying American Patriot
Finally substitute an identity, and we arrive at two alternate truths -
for domestic consumption: God is Uncle Sam
for foreign markets: Uncle Sam is God
That was excellent, Spotster!! I didn't see that one coming. :wah:
Dear Moonbats....
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:52 pm
by Accountable
:yh_pray Our Uncle, Who Art in DC ... :yh_pray
Dear Moonbats....
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:49 am
by Carl44
spot;670081 wrote: We need to reconfigure this sign to its essential truth.
Anti-God is Anti-American
Anti-American is Treason
Traitors lead to Civil War
It's so full of negatives.
Let's reverse to antonyms throughout:
God is American
American is Patriotic
Patriotism leads to Unity
Cancel a redundancy
God is an American Patriot
Patriotism leads to Unity
and the final redundancy
God is a Unifying American Patriot
Finally substitute an identity, and we arrive at two alternate truths -
for domestic consumption: God is Uncle Sam
for foreign markets: Uncle Sam is God
genius spot just genius