Forgotten scientist
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:49 pm
Dr. Lurid Topography
Lurid Topography was born in Christon Bank in 1930. The son of the village lighthouse keeper.
Lurid, a gifted child passed his eleven plus at the age of six and created the world’s first perpetual motion machine when he was only eight years old. He was nine when he sat and passed sixteen GCSE’s gaining straight A’s and seven A levels six months later. He entered the University of Charlton Mires aged ten, where after a degree and a PhD he became a lecturer and a world-renowned research scientist.
Dr. Lurid Topography was awarded a Nobel Prize in 1982 for his successful cloning of a Rennisons pie. In recent years Dr. Topography has turned his attention to the Cosmos and in 1997 discovered a Black hole, which is now commonly known as “Belford.
Dr. Topography, now retired lives near Brunton with his wife Arachnid and their two sons, Mildew and Trombosis. :wah:
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Lurid Topography was born in Christon Bank in 1930. The son of the village lighthouse keeper.
Lurid, a gifted child passed his eleven plus at the age of six and created the world’s first perpetual motion machine when he was only eight years old. He was nine when he sat and passed sixteen GCSE’s gaining straight A’s and seven A levels six months later. He entered the University of Charlton Mires aged ten, where after a degree and a PhD he became a lecturer and a world-renowned research scientist.
Dr. Lurid Topography was awarded a Nobel Prize in 1982 for his successful cloning of a Rennisons pie. In recent years Dr. Topography has turned his attention to the Cosmos and in 1997 discovered a Black hole, which is now commonly known as “Belford.
Dr. Topography, now retired lives near Brunton with his wife Arachnid and their two sons, Mildew and Trombosis. :wah:
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How did his perpetual motion machine work? Can we see a photo of it?