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Company Advertises Unpaid Job as Condom Tester

Friday, July 06, 2007



MELBOURNE, Australia — A major condom brand said Friday it expected thousands of applicants for a new unpaid job on offer — condom tester.

Durex said 200 adult Australians — men and women — are wanted to test a range of its condoms.

While the successful applicants will not be paid, each will receive a pack of Durex sex products, a chance to win 1,000 Australian dollars ($857 U.S.), plus professional prestige, the company said in a statement.

"Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorized professional?" Durex marketing manager Sam White asked.

"Durex is expecting thousands of applicants," the statement said.

Hopefuls must explain in their applications why they would make "expert" condom testers.

How they test the condoms is not specified, but testers must provide honest feedback about how they find the products.

No deadline is set for evaluating a range of four condoms and other sex products.



Heh! I could get that job easy.



I have references.

Git with the times, Mags!

Why not?

I do all the time!

You're just too shy.

:D

What is a franger? Is that an Australian condom?

Ohhh franger, had a speck on my monitor and thought mag was asking for a finger.

Sheryl;654681 wrote: Ohhh franger, had a speck on my monitor and thought mag was asking for a finger.


:wah: Weirdo.

magenta flame;654692 wrote: SO JD does this mean you'll be applying for a "Workers Visa" soon?
Looks like I'll have ta hurry.

Hey sticky tape, duct tape. It's all in good fun.

Say OUCH!

What'll they call em then?

Dundee's?

For the man who can root the outback!

Lewinsky. Yeah. That's perfect.

Did you know she'll be 34 on July 23rd?

Seems like only yesterday she was crawlng around The White House on her hands and knees putting everything in her mouth.

My, my. How time flies.

JacksDad;654783 wrote: Lewinsky. Yeah. That's perfect.

Did you know she'll be 34 on July 23rd?

Seems like only yesterday she was crawlng around The White House on her hands and knees putting everything in her mouth.

My, my. How time flies.


HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I can't believe you said that JD! Did you make that up? It's good.

You know she went into the business of designing handbags. I guess she works well with leather goods. :rolleyes:

magenta flame;654691 wrote: "In the UK(and EU) when someone asks: “Pass the Durex it means they are interested in having sex and choosing to use condoms! Down Under, the same question will result in someone handing you a roll of sticky tape! Durex is a brand of sticky tape, like Kleenex is to tissues.



In the US, supporters of their favourite sporting teams are usually asked which team do you ROOT for, BUT Australians usually have a good giggle over this as “ROOT is a word associated with getting laid sexually! The local word used in place of root is barrack; ie who do you barrack for?



A ball point pen is referred to as a "biro" in Australia ?



Light bulbs are called globes in Australia ?"

I think Americans use the word 'rubber' which here means the little rubber erasers.

SO kids in school would be saying to each other "can I borrow your rubber"?



http://www.upfromaustralia.com/reallyaussie.html


No in the UK we say rubber (for little eraser thingys), in USA they say erasers. Something I should of explained to my son when we first moved to the states - cos asking for a 'rubber' at the age of 8 years go alot of laugh from his classmates and a very shocked looked from his teacher. :-6

magenta flame;654795 wrote: OH come on guys she's just a woman who gave a man a head job. big deal!




She was a girl who blew a married man.

Nuff said.

And for the record, he was just as wrong.

That doesn't matter. When you represent a country, you represent its people and its standards./ethics/values/morals, like it or not. He's an infidel (like so many others, granted) and if he wanted it kept private, he should have had his wife do it instead of stepping out on his vows and her. I don't trust people with such shoddy morals so I sure don't want that kind of person representing me.

That's all I have to say about it. No more threadjacking from me.

Only me would have my thread jacked by two experienced threadjackers.

The thrill is gone.

:-1

Oops- I forgot this was your thread, JD.

We were having a Magenta & RedGlitter Moment there, weren't we?

Won't happen again.

Damn right it won't.

You kids get offaa my lawn!

;)

JacksDad;654846 wrote: Damn right it won't.

You kids get offaa my lawn!

;)


:wah: