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Hello,

new member here in soggy UK Northumberland.

The great British Summer is upon us once more. Looks like my nude beekeeping experiment is on hold for the moment.

Paul.

joesoap;651970 wrote: Looks like my nude beekeeping experiment is on hold for the moment.


You want some pills to reduce the pain but keep the swelling.

Hi Paul welcome to FG. I have heard of honey and bumble bees,but never nude ones.:wah:

Hi Paul.. hope you like it here:-6

Haven't we filled the quota for UK applicants this month? Oh... it's July already.

Hiya joesoap, have fun, no hitting below the belt.

Hi Paul,

Welcome to FG, another baldy in our presence, be warned lots of ladies here love the bald look, don't let our Wendybird near you :sneaky: :-6





Bill Sikes;651978 wrote: You want some pills to reduce the pain but keep the swelling.


That is really funny Bill :wah:

spot;651982 wrote: Haven't we filled the quota for UK applicants this month? Oh... it's July already.

Hiya joesoap, have fun, no hitting below the belt.


Thats all part of the fun Spot :sneaky:

Hello Joe. I am wishing you some sun, it is lovely today over here.:-6

Thanks for the welcome everyone;

my warped sense of humour is such that I do see fun in the ordinary because I look at it from an odd angle, example; every time I see a road sign saying "bend in the road", I expect to see lots of people bent over in the road :wah:

Paul.

welcome joe ,lets baldly go where no fg er has been before :guitarist :guitarist

hi paul..... I's dave.

Ello JoeSoap cool name, bet you are clean... oiy don't worry if you aren't

Welcome to the garden, enjoy your self and post often. Don't mind the fruits and nuts, they help make this place what it is.

Cheers

Minks

Welcome!:-6

almostfamous;652136 wrote: Hiya Joe, welcome to the garden





Avoid jimbo at all costs, we only pretend we like him ..or, is it they only pretend to like me? :-3



:wah:


you know your a star :-6

did someone say nude???

Oh, hello and Welcome to the Garden!!:-6

Hello and Welcome to FG, not far from me I see :sneaky:

Welcome to the garden Joesoap:-6

WonderWendy3;652158 wrote: did someone say nude???



Oh, hello and Welcome to the Garden!!:-6
No Wendy, it's not time for you to get undressed dear.



What's that? Yes dear, I'm sure he'd like to see you naked just not now in front of everyone.



Well, now is not a good time, the vicar's just popped in for evening prayers.



I'm sure the vicar doesn't want to see you naked.



Ok now Wendy, I think it's time you put your skirt down and we got you back to bed.















Sorry about that, she's a bit uncontrollable when someone new turns up.

welcome xxxx

My thought for this evening;

A young fella was stricken with panic,

As he choked on the bones

of a Haddock,

With his eyes turning red

he asked 'Am I Dead?'

And a gadgy said 'Na,

this is Alnwick'.:wah:

joesoap;652440 wrote: My thought for this evening;

A young fella was stricken with panic,

As he choked on the bones

of a Haddock,

With his eyes turning red

he asked 'Am I Dead?'

And a gadgy said 'Na,

this is Alnwick'.:wah:


:wah: :wah: i have been to Alnwick:-5

hi!