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Okay... here is a new game based on making and granting wishes and this is how it works.



Example:





Player 1: I wish my house was free of clutter.



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Player 2: Granted, it just burned to the ground



I wish I had a maid



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Player 3: Granted, you have a new maid, she is 18, very sexy and thinks your husband is cute



I wish I didn't have to shave my legs anymore



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Player 4: Granted...you've just been hired as the Ape Woman with a famous circus!



I wish I could get my teeth whiter. <----- okay this is the last entry







Now Play!

I wish I could get my teeth whiter.

Granted. You just lost all you teeth and got a pearly set of false ones.

I wish I could play guitar.

koan wrote:

I wish I could play guitar.
Granted, you are now an amazing guitarist but you look like Willie Nelson



I wish someone would serve me breakfast in bed

pixiechic2000 wrote:

I wish I could meet Tom Cruise.
Granted. Only he's 89 now, and is drooling on his shirt and incontinent.



I wish I had a better job.

pixiechic2000 wrote: Granted. You just had your favorite breakfast served by Tom Cruise. :-4



I wish I could travel all over the world.
Granted, you are now a virus. :-6



I wish I had magical powers

Der Wulf wrote:

I wish I had magical powers
Granted! however, your apartment is full of rabbits that keep coming out of hats



I wish my house would vacuum itself

BabyRider wrote: Granted. Only he's 89 now, and is drooling on his shirt and incontinent.



I wish I had a better job.
Granted, you are now a US senator, and look like Barbara Boxer



I wish I was'nt so perfect :-4

>>^..^ Granted! however, your apartment is full of rabbits that keep coming out of hats



I wish my house would vacuum itself
Granted, that sucking sound you heard was a tornado



I wish I didn't have so damn many rabbits :-5

Der Wulf wrote:

I wish I was'nt so perfect :-4
Granted, because you spelled "wasn't" incorrectly anyway



(Der Wulf... only answer the last post... you don't have to answer all of them LOL )



I wish I had a bigger bust

>>^..^

I wish I had a bigger bust
Granted. You now have constant lower back pain, men look at you as a sex object, and you can't walk upright in the mornings till you gain your equilibrium.



I wish I had a SMALLER bust!!

BabyRider wrote:

I wish I had a SMALLER bust!!
Denied: yours is almost non existant as it is :wah:



I wish I could stop craving chocolate!

>>^..^ Granted, because you spelled "wasn't" incorrectly anyway



(Der Wulf... only answer the last post... you don't have to answer all of them LOL )



I wish I had a bigger bust
Granted----You are now a 48 Triple D





I wish all terrorists were decapitated

Lon wrote:

I wish all terrorists were decapitated
Granted. All the heads are now rotting in your closet.



I wish more people could just have fun with a fun game.

BabyRider wrote:

I wish more people could just have fun with a fun game.
Granted: Lon is having a riot with all those rotting heads



I wish I had longer fingernails

Lon wrote: Granted----You are now a 48 Triple D





I wish all terrorists were decapitated


Granted. For making that wish you just lost your head.

I wish my feet were cute

koan wrote:

I wish my feet were cute
Granted, you have the cutest feet on the planet but the rest of you is butt ugly.



I wish I had longer fingernails

wow I must be a really slow typer.

koan wrote: wow I must be a really slow typer.
rofl! don't worry about it.... whoever is playing just respond the last wish you see and ignore the rest!

>>^..^ I wish I had longer fingernails
Granted. Your nails are now 14 inches long, but you can no longer take part in this game.



I wish my house dusted itself.

BabyRider wrote:

I wish my house dusted itself.
Granted! (but you might want to buy tornado insurance)



I wish I had more jewelry!

GRANTED you will have an affair with Mr T.

Iwish my hair was'nt grey

abbey wrote: Iwish my hair was'nt grey
Granted. You're bald



I wish my cat's litter box cleaned itself.



(Oh geez, what am I setting myself up for here???)

BabyRider wrote:

I wish my cat's litter box cleaned itself.




Granted: Your cats now take craps in your dishwasher.



I wish I wuz a beetter speeller

Granted I'll see America one day........................

capt_buzzard wrote: Granted I'll see America one day........................


Granted---You will see America June 2007





I wish someone would get those rotten heads out of my closet. The stench is horrific!!!!!!

Lon wrote: Granted---You will see America June 2007





I wish someone would get those rotten heads out of my closet. The stench is horrific!!!!!! Why June 2007?

Lon wrote:

I wish someone would get those rotten heads out of my closet. The stench is horrific!!!!!!
Granted. The heads now occupy your bed.



I wish I could stop being so reactive.

BabyRider wrote: Granted. The heads now occupy your bed.



I wish I could stop being so reactive.
Granted. You're in a coma.

I wish I could type faster

koan wrote:

I wish I could type faster
Granted: you now have 7 fingers on each hand and a nuclear powered keyboard.



I wish I would never have to kill another spider

>>^..^ Granted: Your cats now take craps in your dishwasher.



I wish I wuz a beetter speeller
This one got missed...

Granted. You are now one of those annoying people who point out evry typo (get started )

capt_buzzard wrote: Why June 2007?
Because I ordered it so.

koan wrote:

Granted. You are now one of those annoying people who point out evry typo (get started )
Granted (and evry is spelled every)



I wish my sore throat would go away (had it for 2 weeks on and off)

>>^..^ Granted (and evry is spelled every)



I wish my sore throat would go away (had it for 2 weeks on and off)
Granted. Your throat is gone...good thing you can still type.

I wish I lived in a mansion

koan wrote: I wish I lived in a mansion
Granted. You live in a mansion with 15 bathrooms, all of which need cleaning on a daily basis.



I wish I could time-travel.

BabyRider wrote: Granted. You live in a mansion with 15 bathrooms, all of which need cleaning on a daily basis.



I wish I could time-travel.
Granted, you are a very proper lady with the vapors in the victorian age



I wish I was a gigolo

Der Wulf wrote:

I wish I was a gigolo
Granted. However, your first "client" is Lorena Bobbitt.



I wish I could travel FORWARD in time.



(DerWulf, you always crack me up :yh_bigsmi )

BabyRider wrote: Granted. However, your first "client" is Lorena Bobbitt.



I wish I could travel FORWARD in time.
Granted: But you are considered a barbarian and subjected to extreme medical experiments to discover the source of your uncivilized behaviors.



I wish I had angel wings.

A Karenina wrote: Granted: But you are considered a barbarian and subjected to extreme medical experiments to discover the source of your uncivilized behaviors.



I wish I had angel wings.
Granted, you are now celebate for e t e r n i t y. :-2



After Lorena, i wish to have a [Big] transplant

Der Wulf wrote: After Lorena, i wish to have a [Big] transplant
Granted. You are now SO well-endowed, Mrs. DerWulf won't come near you!



I wish I was more patient.

Der Wulf wrote: Granted, you are now celebate for e t e r n i t y. :-2
Ain't that the truth! LOL

BabyRider wrote: Granted. You are now SO well-endowed, Mrs. DerWulf won't come near you!



I wish I was more patient.


Granted. Had to wait a while for the response and I KNOW you kept busy while you waited.

I wish I was famous (ick. Why did I just say that?)

Oh yeah, it's supposed to be demented...I cast a spell so no one would answer it quickly.

koan wrote:

I wish I was famous (ick. Why did I just say that?) Granted ~ you are now know around the world as 'backdoor betty' and have starred in over 1800 pornographic movies



I wish it was warmer out and all the snow would melt

pixiechic2000 wrote:

I wish I were some where hot and sunny.
Granted you are now on the Sun. ouch.





Pixie! when you play - go straight to the last post and grant that wish, otherwise we get all mixed up.



I wish it was warmer out and all the snow would melt

GRANTED you're having a heatwave and your towns under 6 feet of water.

I wish i never had to work again.

pixiechic2000 wrote:

I wish I had an animal farm.
Granted, you are now Paula



I wish I was in bed right now snoozing

GRANTED you shall fall into a deep sweet sleep for 50 years and wake up feeling refreshed, old & wrinkly but refreshed!!

I wish that the "lady" next door would'nt park outside my house.