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makes one wonder.....

:wah: Brilliant! I loved that!! all of them were very good & very funny :wah:

George Carlin-isms

(Written by George Carlin of course)



1. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

2. Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled a them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

3. What's another word for synonym?

4. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

5. Is it possible to be totally partial?

6. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

7. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

8.The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.

Now i am thinking!

I love carlin grew up listening to his stuff.