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Ever wonder....

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?



Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?



Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?



Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?



Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?



Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?



Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?



Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?



Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?



Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?



You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!



Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?



Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?



If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?



If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

...Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

...Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?

...Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

...Why do people who only eat natural foods drink decaffeinated coffee?

...Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

...What is another word for "thesaurus"?

...Is the opposite of "out of whack" "in whack"?

...Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?

...Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A & Canada?

...Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

...Why do grocery stores have so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?