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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:47 am
by zinkyusa
eh eh eh why are you looking here?:wah:

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:50 am
by sunny104
:yh_whistl

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:52 am
by CrazyCruizChick
:o :wah:

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:52 am
by RedGlitter
Zinky you big tease!! :mad:



:wah:

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:53 am
by Pheasy
:yh_rotfl Darn it Zinky!!!!

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:28 am
by buttercup
Im not here its a figment of your imagination :rolleyes:

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:42 am
by YZGI
Don't be putting my piccy on the net Zinky.

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:44 am
by WonderWendy3
I was hoping to be re-united with my old boyfriend, thought you found him on the net!!



darnittttttttttttttttt:-5 :-5 :-5

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:46 am
by SuzyB
WonderWendy3;641654 wrote: I was hoping to be re-united with my old boyfriend, thought you found him on the net!!



darnittttttttttttttttt:-5 :-5 :-5


:wah:

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:49 am
by SlipStream
how sad:confused:

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:54 am
by WonderWendy3
Yeah, well at least I have memories....:guitarist :guitarist :D :)

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:57 am
by KB.
I was just checking to make sure I didn't have to sue any one for libel. I wonder how many folks will get that.

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:57 am
by SuzyB
I watched a show on tv, about an American couple, she had a plastic mould made from his you know what, she said that at least if they ever broke up, she'd have the most important part. Made me LMHO :wah:

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:57 am
by YZGI
KB.;641671 wrote: I was just checking to make sure I didn't have to sue any one for libel. I wonder how many folks will get that.
I reckon this folk go it.:D

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:57 am
by SuzyB
KB.;641671 wrote: I was just checking to make sure I didn't have to sue any one for libel. I wonder how many folks will get that.


Dreaming again KB :wah:

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:59 am
by KB.
SuzyB;641674 wrote: Dreaming again KB :wah:


See you didn't get it.

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:04 am
by WonderWendy3
SuzyB;641672 wrote: I watched a show on tv, about an American couple, she had a plastic mould made from his you know what, she said that at least if they ever broke up, she'd have the most important part. Made me LMHO :wah:


There also was a show on music groupies that made molds of Rock-stars "star members" and I can never look at Jimi Hendrix the same again....whoo hooooo:guitarist :guitarist

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:09 am
by Pheasy
:-5 I'm still waiting for someone to come up with goods!!! :D

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:17 am
by WonderWendy3
ThePheasant;641685 wrote: :-5 I'm still waiting for someone to come up with goods!!! :D


Umm, honey I have a book or two to hold you over to the end of time....:p :D

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:20 am
by Pheasy
WonderWendy3;641688 wrote: Umm, honey I have a book or two to hold you over to the end of time....:p :D


:yh_rotfl pant! pant! I'll PM address to send it :wah:

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:21 am
by SuzyB
ThePheasant;641685 wrote: :-5 I'm still waiting for someone to come up with goods!!! :D


:wah:

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:22 am
by KB.
I think we need some double entendre in this thread. I'll start. watch for it. I like my penis, it has been a constant and faithful companion for over thirty years now. Whether thick or thin it has always been right in the middle of it with me.



:-2

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:22 am
by SuzyB
I saw a cosmetic surgery on guys that had them made bigger, they looked deformed after........ yukkkkkkkk:thinking:

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:23 am
by SuzyB
KB.;641696 wrote: I think we need some double entendre in this thread. I'll start. watch for it. I like my penis, it has been a constant and faithful companion for over thirty years now. Whether thick or thin it has always been right in the middle of it with me.



:-2




:wah:

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:25 am
by KB.
The smiley makes all the difference. Just think if Ovid or Pascal would have had the smileys to use.

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:26 am
by YZGI
KB.;641702 wrote: The smiley makes all the difference. Just think if Ovid or Pascal would have had the smileys to use.
Or Dr. Suess.:wah:

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:28 am
by zinkyusa
YZGI;641706 wrote: Or Dr. Suess.:wah:


what if he wrote a book about them:

one penis

two penis

big penis

little penise

eeinie, weenie, YZGI penis:wah:

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:31 am
by YZGI
zinkyusa;641707 wrote: what if he wrote a book about them:



one penis

two penis

big penis

little penise

eeinie, weenie, YZGI penis:wah:


After that one there might be Green eggs and bat penis on the menu.:D

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:32 am
by sunny104
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:49 am
by spot
The Icelandic Phallological Museum of Reykjavík is open from 12 am to 6 pm daily between 20th of May and 10th of September and charges 500 IKr for admission.

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:54 am
by KB.
spot;641725 wrote: The Icelandic Phallological Museum of Reykjavík is open from 12 am to 6 pm daily between 20th of May and 10th of September and charges 500 IKr for admission.


I'm open all damn day, year round; and I don't charge a dime. Just buy me a drink or two first.

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:55 am
by sunny104
it's dark and my window is open to hear the pouring rain, that is an excellant love making scenario.

sorry! :o random penis thought. :D

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:58 am
by spot
KB.;641730 wrote: I'm open all damn day, year round; and I don't charge a dime. just buy me a drink or two first.


That's the best offer I've had all week.

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:02 am
by YZGI
sunny104;641733 wrote: it's dark and my window is open to hear the pouring rain, that is an excellant love making scenario.



sorry! :o random penis thought. :D
This is a better offer.

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:07 am
by KB.
YZGI;641744 wrote: This is a better offer.


By far; that offer is much more warm and open than mine is. <--------- ;)

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:09 am
by sunny104
YZGI;641744 wrote: This is a better offer.


just a fantasy of mine. :-6

except I was chopping jalapenos at lunchtime, maybe I shouldn't be touching anyones delicate parts! :D

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:09 am
by spot
KB.;641746 wrote: By far; that offer is much more warm and open than mine is.


Chicken.

Oi, Sunny, have you got anything planned for this evening?

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:14 am
by sunny104
spot;641748 wrote: Chicken.

Oi, Sunny, have you got anything planned for this evening?


how about right now? nobody ever made love to me in the pouring rain......

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:18 am
by YZGI
sunny104;641733 wrote: it's dark and my window is open to hear the pouring rain, that is an excellant love making scenario.



sorry! :o random penis thought. :D


sunny104;641752 wrote: how about right now? nobody ever made love to me in the pouring rain......
Oh you pour thing.:D

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:19 am
by KB.
sunny104;641752 wrote: how about right now? nobody ever made love to me in the pouring rain......


Sometimes we are our own best friend. <-------

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:20 am
by KB.
YZGI;641754 wrote: Oh you pour thing.:D


Nice.

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:27 am
by sunny104
KB.;641755 wrote: Sometimes we are our own best friend.


:eek:

:D

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:54 am
by Sheryl
5 freaking pages and not one picture....dammit :-5

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:55 am
by sunny104
yeah, we are so neglected....:-1

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:11 am
by sunny104
Kathy Ellen;641820 wrote: :yh_whistl

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_blue_whale.htm


the penis of a blue whale can measure up to 16 feet long and its testicles weigh in at around 25 pounds apiece"





:eek: well, I'm impressed. :D

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:20 am
by Uncle Fester
I only came on here to see if it was bigger than mine , I see I still got nothing to worry about :driving:

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:31 pm
by Chookie
Did someone call?



Sorry we were busy.

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:58 pm
by Pheasy
Sheryl;641805 wrote: 5 freaking pages and not one picture....dammit :-5


:wah: I glad somelse is joining me on my protest!! :D

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:01 pm
by RedGlitter
spot;641725 wrote: The Icelandic Phallological Museum of Reykjavík is open from 12 am to 6 pm daily between 20th of May and 10th of September and charges 500 IKr for admission.


Iceland?

Hmmpf. Probably just a bunch of icicles sitting around.