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I have sinned, for I have eaten chips with salt on. Delicious dietary sin. Chips are not edible without salt, not to the same degree, anyway. Oh. my dear! But my blood pressure!

Could be worse, you could have had them in a butty :sneaky:

With ketchup.

buttercup;636089 wrote: Could be worse, you could have had them in a butty sneaky:


Mmmmm. I did not even *think* of using my salt-free home-made bread for that. I am sure that you have magnified my future sinning. Argh!

Bill Sikes;636050 wrote: I have sinned, for I have eaten chips with salt on. Delicious dietary sin. Chips are not edible without salt, not to the same degree, anyway. Oh. my dear! But my blood pressure!


20 lashes, and promise you will not do so again this week!!!

minks;636149 wrote: 20 lashes, and promise you will not do so again this week!!!


Oh, no! Not the lash!! Mercy! My blood pressure!!! (More! More!).

Bill Sikes;636158 wrote: Oh, no! Not the lash!! Mercy! My blood pressure!!! (More! More!).


ooooooo sorry Bill I have that affect on men :wah:

minks;636165 wrote: ooooooo sorry Bill I have that affect on men :wah:


OK. Same time next week?

FY rare

Bill Sikes;636169 wrote: OK. Same time next week?

FY rare


ooooweeee Im gonna Jump Start Bills Heart... that ought to be a song, I am sounding like a hillbilly here eeeeek

buttercup;636089 wrote: Could be worse, you could have had them in a butty :sneaky:


Please to explain this "butty"? It sounds...not so delicious. :-3

I, Rob;636215 wrote: Please to explain this "butty"? It sounds...not so delicious. :-3


Ohhh the joys of a chip butty.

Forget all your beefburgers and hot dogs. Forget your truffles and cream. Forget your death by chocolate. *Nothing* comes close to a propperly made chip butty

Bryn Mawr;636219 wrote: Ohhh the joys of a chip butty.



Forget all your beefburgers and hot dogs. Forget your truffles and cream. Forget your death by chocolate. *Nothing* comes close to a propperly made chip butty


I have no doubt it's a slab of gustatorial nirvana, and I cannot wait to sample this for myself...but what the Hell is it?

I, Rob;636227 wrote: I have no doubt it's a slab of gustatorial nirvana, and I cannot wait to sample this for myself...but what the Hell is it?


A butty is a sandwich so, two slices of white bread, buttered (because there's not enough fat in the chips), piled with two layers of chips (crossways so they dont fall out), liberally sprinkled with salt (to improve the blood preasure) and optionally, a dash of ketchup although I prefer Lea and Perrins.

Bryn Mawr;636230 wrote: A butty is a sandwich so, two slices of white bread, buttered (because there's not enough fat in the chips), piled with two layers of chips (crossways so they dont fall out), liberally sprinkled with salt (to improve the blood preasure) and optionally, a dash of ketchup although I prefer Lea and Perrins.


yer chips is our french fries right? OMG that sounds (sorry you all) bloody awful

:yh_sick :yh_ghost

Bryn Mawr;636230 wrote: A butty is a sandwich so, two slices of white bread, buttered (because there's not enough fat in the chips), piled with two layers of chips (crossways so they dont fall out), liberally sprinkled with salt (to improve the blood preasure) and optionally, a dash of ketchup although I prefer Lea and Perrins.


Sounds lovely! I'll have mine with an angioplasty.

Bryn forgot to mention the chips should be soggy & greasy, none of this hard, dry french fry nonsence :rolleyes:

Bryn Mawr;636219 wrote: Ohhh the joys of a chip butty.

Forget all your beefburgers and hot dogs. Forget your truffles and cream. Forget your death by chocolate. *Nothing* comes close to a propperly made chip butty


Apart from indigestion. :wah: :wah:

Rapunzel;636415 wrote: Apart from indigestion. :wah: :wah:


You forgot the heart attack afterwards.

Chip Butties and chips with thick gravy are a lasting legacy of my northern upbringing :wah:

Rapunzel you sweet & wonderful woman, how lovely to see you :-4

Try Lo Salt Bill. You may have a little less guilt.

give us 50 pushups Bill..

Oh my can I throw in our version of heart attack food with french fries??

Poutine......(pronounced POOH Teen)

A nice plate of french fries, smothered in gravey and topped with cheese Ohhhh yummmmyyyyyy and melty and yeah not very nutritional

minks;636547 wrote: Oh my can I throw in our version of heart attack food with french fries??

Poutine......(pronounced POOH Teen)

A nice plate of french fries, smothered in gravey and topped with cheese Ohhhh yummmmyyyyyy and melty and yeah not very nutritional


:yh_drool

I mentioned in some thread a while ago that there's a diner in a town near here that serves that!! :yh_drool YUM!! Only they call it the "Elvis fries"

buttercup;636389 wrote: Bryn forgot to mention the chips should be soggy & greasy, none of this hard, dry french fry nonsence :rolleyes:


it depends on where you eat, not all US french fries are like McDonald's. :-6

minks;636149 wrote: 20 lashes, and promise you will not do so again this week!!!




S&M freak !

Bill Sikes;636050 wrote: I have sinned, for I have eaten chips with salt on. Delicious dietary sin. Chips are not edible without salt, not to the same degree, anyway. Oh. my dear! But my blood pressure!


To be a party pooper, you shouldn't consider it a "sin" unless you've got something terrible like gout. My doctor told me that that kind of attitude towards dieting is unhealthy...to the maintenance of the diet, at least. A little deviance is fine. :p

Interesting thread to resurrect. G'day Ethancinderella and welcome to FG where sins are many and varied, and punishments of all kinds can be provided, depending only on your wallet.

:sneaky:

French fries are not chips.Proper British chips are made from the right sort of potato eg.. Maris Pipers.Cut thick and chunky.Deep fry in Beef dripping.Serve with plenty of salt,and thick chunks of bread and butter.Who cares about healthy eating,beats a lettuce leaf any day.Ok so we might pop our clogs a bit sooner than we should,but at least we have enjoyed ourselves on the way.