Val's Sooper Dooper Hiccup Cure!
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:18 am
So forget all those OTHER cures, this one's the REAL DEAL!!
No more trying to find someone to scare you, no more drinking out of the
other side of a glass, no more breathing into a paper bag!!
Now kids, you, too, can cure your hiccups!! And *I* am gonna tell you
how!
It's simple, it's easy, it's fun, it WORKS!! And best of all, it's FREE!!
Here's how ya do it: Take a deep breath and hold it as long as you can...
AFTER THE VERY FIRST HICCUP!! That way, the pattern doesn't get
established. Two hiccups get by ya, it don't work!
Start today! Be the first on your block to try it! Never suffer through
several minutes of hiccups again!
Bye kids!!

No more trying to find someone to scare you, no more drinking out of the
other side of a glass, no more breathing into a paper bag!!
Now kids, you, too, can cure your hiccups!! And *I* am gonna tell you
how!
It's simple, it's easy, it's fun, it WORKS!! And best of all, it's FREE!!
Here's how ya do it: Take a deep breath and hold it as long as you can...
AFTER THE VERY FIRST HICCUP!! That way, the pattern doesn't get
established. Two hiccups get by ya, it don't work!
Start today! Be the first on your block to try it! Never suffer through
several minutes of hiccups again!
Bye kids!!