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Bruce Loses His Pen....

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Im squishing your little head !:D

My Pen! I love KITH

Nomad;628810 wrote: Im squishing your little head !:D


AH! You watched them too!!

Nyx;628819 wrote: My Pen! I love KITH


I wish I could find some of the better ones, like Cabbage Head and the stoner guy who always played guitar with Satan. Those cracked me up.

I think my favorite is the one with Gordon the Grumpy Husband (Bruce) when he comes into the kitchen griping to his wife (Scott Thompson) and says "You never could clean house, look what I found under the sofa" and he's carrying a bomb.

RedGlitter;628833 wrote: AH! You watched them too!!




Religiously

:-6 What were your favorite skits?

Is there something wrong with me or did Dave Foley make a beautiful woman?!

Dave was my favorite. Followed by Bruce.

RedGlitter;628842 wrote: :-6 What were your favorite skits?



Is there something wrong with me or did Dave Foley make a beautiful woman?!

Dave was my favorite. Followed by Bruce.


No he was hot when he was a woman. :wah: I forget their names but the really really gay one freaked me out. They each had their strong points but I think my favorite character was the chicken lady. Very creepy.

RedGlitter;628834 wrote: I wish I could find some of the better ones, like Cabbage Head and the stoner guy who always played guitar with Satan. Those cracked me up.

I think my favorite is the one with Gordon the Grumpy Husband (Bruce) when he comes into the kitchen griping to his wife (Scott Thompson) and says "You never could clean house, look what I found under the sofa" and he's carrying a bomb.


Ditto on the religously-we have all the seasons on DVD

Ahh!!! I have some Chicken Lady for you, pal! I'll dig her up in a little bit.

I never cared for Buddy the gay guy either. It went on too long.

And Dave as the hooker...I'd sit and drool over him but then I was never sure what the heck I was doing...I'd think "yeah, he's a guy wearing a wig and lipstick but damn!!" :wah:

Nomad;628849 wrote: No he was hot when he was a woman. :wah: I forget their names but the really really gay one freaked me out. They each had their strong points but I think my favorite character was the chicken guy. Very creepy.


I loved the chicken lady! that was probably my favorite skit! but i also liked the axe murderer.Sadly, we even quote KITH in my household...its a way of communication :wah:

Nomad....two classic Chicken Lady skits for you...

Nyx;628851 wrote: Ditto on the religously-we have all the seasons on DVD


Lucky thing you!!

RedGlitter;628842 wrote: :-6 What were your favorite skits?




I love the (unseen) shop teacher grading his students' projects. ("Nice bookshelf, Tom." "Good spice rack, Bob.") When he comes to the third student, he exclaims "Jesus ! What's this supposed to be?" Cut to Jesus (yes, that Jesus) who stammers "It's errr, ... a speaker box?". The shop teacher proceeds to criticise it, while a dejected Jesus just stands there and takes it in.

Pretty funny, what with Jesus being famous as a carpenter, and all the other bits, too !



Is there something wrong with me or did Dave Foley make a beautiful woman?!


My sister always said he looked like Isabella Rossellini.

Nyx;628853 wrote: I loved the chicken lady! that was probably my favorite skit! but i also liked the axe murderer.Sadly, we even quote KITH in my household...its a way of communication :wah:


Oh! Dave! I remember him doing that! That was a riot! Remember Dave as the sloppy surgeon?

Richard Bell;628953 wrote:

Pretty funny, what with Jesus being famous as a carpenter, and all the other bits, too !

My sister always said he looked like Isabella Rossellini.


I never saw the Jesus skit, Richard. I can't believe I missed one!

Good call on Isabella.

magenta flame;628956 wrote: this is my fave kids in the hall skit. It's soooo apt.



and this one




Those were great, Magenta. "The problem's not the murdering part...it's the mass part." :wah:

Fran and Gordon and the Salty Ham



You're Fired!

All in all Id say these guys were right up there with the best cast of SNL and maybe even SCTV.

'oh and dont tell anyone or else chop chop"

the sloppy surgeon! the best, he didnt know what the hyell he was doing.

I didnt see the jesus one either...wish i had tho, sounds just like them. Did anybody ever see them on tour?

Nomad;629753 wrote: All in all Id say these guys were right up there with the best cast of SNL and maybe even SCTV.


SNL....what the heck happened to the funny?! "I'm Gumby, dammit!" :wah:

Nyx;630404 wrote: 'oh and dont tell anyone or else chop chop"

the sloppy surgeon! the best, he didnt know what the hyell he was doing.

I didnt see the jesus one either...wish i had tho, sounds just like them. Did anybody ever see them on tour?


:wah: "No rest for the wicked!" I never saw them on tour. I never really gave Brain Candy a chance either. What about you guys?

Remember Bruce doing Tammy? "I don't spread for no roses!"

i have this DVD of them on tour-i really wish i could share it with you guys

The first time i watched brain candy i didnt like it...i think its cause i was a little disappointed...but then i watched it again after some time and liked it a whole better

Yes! Bruce as Tammy! but dont forget the two kathys :wah:

Oh yeah! The Kathys!! :wah:

Cabbage Head on a date...

The two hot chicks in the scummy hotel wondering about "Tony..."

That's a Fact Girl

BELLINI!!!!!!!! :wah:

RedGlitter;630661 wrote: Oh yeah! The Kathys!! :wah:

Cabbage Head on a date...

The two hot chicks in the scummy hotel wondering about "Tony..."

That's a Fact Girl

BELLINI!!!!!!!! :wah:


OMG!! Bellini!!!! win a date with Bellini :wah:

Nyx;630669 wrote: OMG!! Bellini!!!! win a date with Bellini :wah:


Yes!!! I remember that!!

Remember how he'd show up wearing a bathtowel? :wah:

And let's not forget the theme song by Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet!

"These are the Daves I know, I know,

these are the Daves I know!"

Nyx;630659 wrote: but dont forget the two kathys :wah:


Actually, it was Kathy and Cathy... and then there was the "TEMP".

Nyx;630404 wrote: I didnt see the jesus one either...wish i had tho, sounds just like them.


It was one of the short (maybe a minute...or less) filmed bits they would use between the main skits. I think it may have been Dave Foley or maybe Kevin McDonald as Jesus. What made it really funny was: a) Jesus making a "speaker box", the sort of thing you'd use for a sub-woofer. b) the idea that the most famous carpenter in history and the son of God, no less, would make such a lousy shop project, and c) the total passivity of Jesus as the shop teacher barks out his criticism. Talk about turning the other cheek ! I think even religious people would have appreciated it.

RedGlitter;630706 wrote:

And let's not forget the theme song by Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet!




"Having An Average Weekend", from the album "Savvy Show Stoppers".

I use The Shadowy Man as my avatar. I've sort of adopted it as a totem .

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The TEMP!! Right! :wah: Remember when Dave switched the office coffee to decaf?

OH! I'll tell you my favorite skit of all time! Bruce as the overworked business executive guy. "Note to self: family is important." :wah: When he drinks the coffee right out of the pot and when he has that phone conversation with Don and Ron on two different phones and finally shoves both phones together and says "Don talk to Ron, Ron talk to Don!" When he rips his heart out of his chest and pours coffee on it to restart it!

That was the funniest dang thing! I laughed so hard I almost had an accident.

RedGlitter;632586 wrote: The TEMP!! Right! :wah: Remember when Dave switched the office coffee to decaf?

OH! I'll tell you my favorite skit of all time! Bruce as the overworked business executive guy. "Note to self: family is important." :wah: When he drinks the coffee right out of the pot and when he has that phone conversation with Don and Ron on two different phones and finally shoves both phones together and says "Don talk to Ron, Ron talk to Don!" When he rips his heart out of his chest and pours coffee on it to restart it!

That was the funniest dang thing! I laughed so hard I almost had an accident.


I remember this one! Do you happen to remember the one about the old grandpa that all he wanted was sauseges? and the guy worked in a sausage factory and had fantasies about the girl who also worked there :yh_rotfl

'sausages'

Dang it! That must be another one I missed!

Remember that annoying kid (Bruce) who was was always showing up and had that funny way of talking? I can't remember his name. there was a chair painting episode.

OH! Tucker the mechanic!! That one scene where one of the Kids goes to pick up his car and it's not ready yet. Tucker's under the hood with a mallet, beating on something, but as he brings the mallet up, he repeatedly smacks the underside of the hood. He's just beating heck out of everything.Sloppy mechanic. That would always send me rolling. :wah:

I love this thread.

RedGlitter;633451 wrote: Dang it! That must be another one I missed!

Remember that annoying kid (Bruce) who was was always showing up and had that funny way of talking? I can remember his name. there was a chair painting episode.




'do you know why they call it crazy glue? b/c the guy that invented it went craaazy' that kid? the one that had huge glasses and had all these odd ball facts?...what was his name? darren? dillion? darn it-my husband would know

Gavin!!

Nyx;634110 wrote: Gavin!!


"Do you know what's in hot dogs? There's cow eyes and dog heads and old phone books and weeeeeeeiner flavour." (Gavin smacks lips).

:wah:

That's him! Gavin!

KITH was brilliant. I wish they could have gone on.

OH!! Scott as an old man, driving his electric scooter thing into the cable company. He keeps going and klunks right into the counter with his scooter! :wah: "Pleeeeeease don't turn off my cable!!"

Girl Drink Drunk!

(...but, I can 'splain ...LOL!!!)

Hahaha!!! "I'll have a Pink Squirrel."

Those drinks were a riot. :wah:

Here's some Cabbage Head!



Meet Cabbage Head





Cabbage Head and The Girls

I remember one were Bruce was trying to sell a painting of Elvis to a Scottish guy, and that he ended up selling it for less than the cost of the paints and canvas. I've seen that elvis picture in a pool hall, really. And at a flea market also. I think it's one of those paintings that's emulated over and over again for instruction.

Kids in the Hell





Children dont belong in hell.

This is disturbing.

But Hell is for Children...Pat Benatar said so!!