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Dr. Rythm wrote: weres all the brits!!!!!!!!!!! im a brit and proud!!!! wat ya all upto ppl?


No-one from Britian is allowed in here. How did you get through the net? The moderator will be along directly to burn your un-american balls off.

Glad to see that us Brits are continuing the tradition of Shakespeare etc in our written word

Bill, really makes you proud doesn't it?

Freakwithnoleash wrote: Why are you proud of such a small, shi**y, cold island? Where bouts you from?

And to the American who wants brittish balls come get mine you dumb American Fuc*. At least we have some brain cells, the only good thing to come out of your country is...... absolutly fu**all. Check your History, the entire american race are made up of the English, that got booted out of England, so before you get high and mighty remember go back far enough and you aren't even American!


Hi Franky boy.... what about the Aussie's then? There from Grate Britian too. Um. Yee-haw.

Dr. Rythm wrote: weres all the brits!!!!!!!!!!! im a brit and proud!!!! wat ya all upto ppl? :rolleyes:


Well, actually I'm currently engaged in a speculative wind-up action of - well, anyone who'll bite, actually. I'm sure someone'll be along in a minute. Chilly day, today, isn't it? No snow here, yet - I think the Jocks have monopolised it. Whereabouts are you? There's a "member map" in the top RHS of the screen - various have indicated their whereabouts so far.... Pleased to "meet" you.

Bothwell wrote: Bill, really makes you proud doesn't it?


Yup! Sorry I didn't reply instantly, I was triping "welcome" to Dr. Rhythm... hope he hasn't been put off!

Dr. Rythm wrote: weres all the brits!!!!!!!!!!! im a brit and proud!!!! wat ya all upto ppl? :rolleyes:
Right here doc, welcome to the garden i hope you enjoy..

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Freakwithnoleash wrote: Why are you proud of such a small, shi**y, cold island? Where bouts you from?

And to the American who wants brittish balls come get mine you dumb American Fuc*. At least we have some brain cells, the only good thing to come out of your country is...... absolutly fu**all. Check your History, the entire american race are made up of the English, that got booted out of England, so before you get high and mighty remember go back far enough and you aren't even American!
OY Freak... GET A LEASH

abbey wrote: OY Freak... GET A LEASH


I suspect that Mr. Freakwithnoleash, whose name I'm afraid I mis-read as Frank.., possesses a "sense of humour".

Bill Sikes wrote: Well, actually I'm currently engaged in a speculative wind-up action of - well, anyone who'll bite, actually. I'm sure someone'll be along in a minute. Chilly day, today, isn't it? No snow here, yet - I think the Jocks have monopolised it. Whereabouts are you? There's a "member map" in the top RHS of the screen - various have indicated their whereabouts so far.... Pleased to "meet" you.Paula, is that you? :p

Freakwithnoleash wrote: Why are you proud of such a small, shi**y, cold island? Where bouts you from?

And to the American who wants brittish balls come get mine you dumb American Fuc*. At least we have some brain cells, the only good thing to come out of your country is...... absolutly fu**all. Check your History, the entire american race are made up of the English, that got booted out of England, so before you get high and mighty remember go back far enough and you aren't even American!Calm down, no need to get so excited :wah:

Oh and I'm British, and very, very cold at the moment.

Freakwithnoleash wrote: And to the American who wants brittish balls




Oh! Being in a hurry, I missed that, which I assume was aimed at me!

letha wrote: Paula, is that you?


Drat and double drat (Hehehehehe). Stop that pigeon!

Freakwithnoleash wrote: Why are you proud of such a small, shi**y, cold island? Where bouts you from?

And to the American who wants brittish balls come get mine you dumb American Fuc*. At least we have some brain cells, the only good thing to come out of your country is...... absolutly fu**all. Check your History, the entire american race are made up of the English, that got booted out of England, so before you get high and mighty remember go back far enough and you aren't even American!


In case you didn't notice, there are adults - not vocabulary deficient children at FG.

I'm sure my swear vocabulary is greater than yours but I choose not to soil the forums with the wretched stench of idiocy.

We carry a big shovel and have a big dumpster. Don't make us see or smell a messy post like this again.

Forumgarden wrote: In case you didn't notice, there are adults - not vocabulary deficient children at FG.

I'm sure my swear vocabulary is greater than yours but I choose not to soil the forums with the wretched stench of idiocy.

We carry a big shovel and have a big dumpster. Don't make us see or smell a messy post like this again.


Hilarious yet sad. Freakman or whatever got a bit carried away? Contaminated potting soil not good. Bad vocabulary requires a tablespoon of peat moss or a garlic bulb chewed until swallowed. Forum Garden nipped it in the bud.

Brits.....too many of them here. All great people, but watch out the can be snippy at times. :wah:

Paula wrote: Brits.....too many of them here. All great people, but watch out the can be snippy at times. :wah:Oi you, who you calling snippy... Brings to mind the words pot and black :wah:

letha wrote: Oi you, who you calling snippy... Brings to mind the words pot and black :wah:


If you are not snippy..please tell me what a BLOKE is? what the hell is pot and black? is that smoke on the water or something? Tell the truth NOW! don't punch me nose either. :sneaky:

Paula wrote: If you are not snippy..please tell me what a BLOKE is? what the hell is pot and black? is that smoke on the water or something? Tell the truth NOW! don't punch me nose either. :sneaky:
Okay this is now the third time you've been told...

A BLOKE is a male, it's slang like guy. I'll use geezer in future :wah:

Pot and black, from the saying, "The pot calling the kettle black"

You know I'd never punch you in the nose or lie. Just stop asking what a bloke is, we keep telling you, I'm sure you need

Dr. Rythm wrote: weres all the brits!!!!!!!!!!! im a brit and proud!!!! wat ya all upto ppl? :rolleyes: Loads of them :wah:

letha wrote: Okay this is now the third time you've been told...

A BLOKE is a male, it's slang like guy. I'll use geezer in future :wah:

Pot and black, from the saying, "The pot calling the kettle black"

You know I'd never punch you in the nose or lie. Just stop asking what a bloke is, we keep telling you, I'm sure you need


i am reporting you now to the garden officals, i know what a bloke is(now) & i am not english, i only have one eye and my reading is limited.

Big Freeze heading to the British Isles from US of A

Paula wrote: Brits.....too many of them here. All great people, but watch out the can be snippy at times. :wah:


Never too many Brits! I'm long-lost UK'er - many generations removed. Or, did they remove us?!

I love to see more folk from the British Isles coming to Forum Garden. I say British Isles to include us across the pond. Also the many Islands around Gt Britain. :driving:

Paula wrote: i am reporting you now to the garden officals, i know what a bloke is(now) & i am not english, i only have one eye and my reading is limited.
Tell-tail-tit :p



*Runs away and hides from the head gardener*

So with two eyes we can all read more than you ??? :wah:

Too Damn MAny...Okay!

i am british and proud to be so,thats all i really have to say on that matter :wah:

Forumgarden wrote: I'm sure my swear vocabulary is greater than yours but I choose not to soil the forums with the wretched stench of idiocy.


How poetic! Well done! Is dat you Tombstone? I probably triggered that diatribe... hope the OP hasn't been frightened away....

Paula wrote: i am reporting you now to the garden officals, i know what a bloke is(now) & i am not english, i only have one eye and my reading is limited.


British does not equal English, Paula, old chap.

posted by Paula

i am reporting you now to the garden officals, i know what a bloke is(now) & i am not english, i only have one eye and my reading is limited.


I am not English either-

posted by Bill Sikes

British does not equal English, Paula, old chap.


I'm impressed bill,as ever, by your perspicacity and erudition.

posted by cap,n buzzard

Big Freeze heading to the British Isles from US of A


Have my simmet ready, still no snow, winter hillwalking is somehow not the same without snow.

letha wrote: Tell-tail-tit :p



*Runs away and hides from the head gardener*

So with two eyes we can all read more than you ??? :wah:


Oh My God, i do not run, i am attending to my husband. i have 2 blue eyes, and when i show my husband a tit he feels much better. i just told you, no tail right now, maybe later with cyalis. "not intended for persons under 18."

I'm Irish, but don't hold that against me:D

Bill Sikes wrote: No-one from Britian is allowed in here. How did you get through the net? The moderator will be along directly to burn your un-american balls off.

Hey im british and proud to be one. Hi to all da brits out there. :guitarist

Bill Sikes now feels at home....at last:guitarist

Angel chocobo wrote: Hey im british and proud to be one. Hi to all da brits out there. :guitarist


'ELLO! :yh_bigsmi I'm not EXACTLY british.........but I married one, and I live here! Does that count?

British constitutes being English, Scotish or Welsh. N. Irish (but they'd deny it) LOL! English is english, man!

Raven wrote: British constitutes being English, Scotish or Welsh. N. Irish (but they'd deny it) LOL! English is english, man!


Yay Encyclopedia Brown To the rescue!!

minks wrote: Yay Encyclopedia Brown To the rescue!!


*cough* thats 'BRITANNICA'!!! hehehehehe

Raven wrote: *cough* thats 'BRITANNICA'!!! hehehehehe


If I didn't like you so much sistah I would call you a nasty....

minks wrote: If I didn't like you so much sistah I would call you a nasty....
LOL!! I'm so glad you know I'm not! :yh_worry must be the diet I find myself having to be on.... :-3

Raven wrote: LOL!! I'm so glad you know I'm not! :yh_worry must be the diet I find myself having to be on.... :-3


Diet is just Die with a t on the end. Brit life appeals to you huh well hun least it puts a smile on your face hehehehe

minks wrote: Diet is just Die with a t on the end. Brit life appeals to you huh well hun least it puts a smile on your face hehehehe


I want you to know that this is the first time I have EVER had to go on a diet! :-1



My Brit makes me very happy! :yh_bigsmi

Raven wrote: British constitutes being English, Scotish or Welsh. N. Irish (but they'd deny it) LOL! English is english, man!There are many many folk across the pond in Southern Ireland today who are very happy to call themselves British:p

capt_buzzard wrote: There are many many folk across the pond in Southern Ireland today who are very happy to call themselves British:p
LOL!! I humbly beg your pardon!

Hello & Welcome to FG. Oh Happy Birthday:guitarist

Does it count if your brother's British?

Come to think of it. Most of them 'British today are in Ireland, Canada, US and Australia & New Zealand. But not in England today. Many folk living in the England are from Africa, Asia and Middle Eastern Countries. The Brits are moving out.