It was the Mailman!!
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:10 pm
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the
neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches
one of the homes he noticed that both cars were
still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob,
the homeowner,coming out with a load of empty beer
and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob,looks like you guys had
one hell of a party last night," the mailman comments.
Bob, in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it
Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since
4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from
around the neighborhood over and it got a bit wild. Hell, we
got so drunk, around midnight we started playing "WHO AM I."
The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"
Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a
time with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing
through a hole in the sheet.
Then the women try to guess who it is." The mailman laughs
and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that." "Probably a good
thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up four or five times.
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches
one of the homes he noticed that both cars were
still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob,
the homeowner,coming out with a load of empty beer
and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob,looks like you guys had
one hell of a party last night," the mailman comments.
Bob, in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it
Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since
4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from
around the neighborhood over and it got a bit wild. Hell, we
got so drunk, around midnight we started playing "WHO AM I."
The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"
Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a
time with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing
through a hole in the sheet.
Then the women try to guess who it is." The mailman laughs
and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that." "Probably a good
thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up four or five times.
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl