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Hands up!!!!???



My hands are firmly down, protecting an area that no surgeon is going anywhere near thank you very much:-3

I really dont know why people would feel the need to change down there!

For one its not like you go round flashing it to people, only the people you love are meant to see it anyways

xx

xalisonx;621003 wrote: I really dont know why people would feel the need to change down there!

For one its not like you go round flashing it to people, only the people you love are meant to see it anyways



xx


Also the nurses that give you a smear test, the midwives that deliver your babies, the obstetrician that helps them, the beautician that does your brazilian etc etc:wah:

ooooo - 'designer vagina' - it has a certain ring to it. I think I feel a song coming on.

:wah: :wah:

Due to title of thread - my bet is 500 views within 1 hour :wah:

No one is getting a knife near my downstairs. :-2

Im quite happy with my vagina but i'd not be opposed to a boob job or tummy tuck if offered for free

Eww no thanks.

TMI!!!!:eek:

squeak, squeak

zinkyusa;621061 wrote: TMI!!!!:eek:



squeak, squeak




:wah: :wah:



Fancy talking about prostate problems instead???

zinkyusa;621061 wrote: TMI!!!!:eek:

squeak, squeak


:wah: Run for the bat cave :wah:

Imladris;621065 wrote: :wah: :wah:



Fancy talking about prostate problems instead???


NO!!!

shrink, shrink

Shall I post pic of my vagina so you can all let me know whether or not my flaps are too long?

crazygal;621069 wrote: Shall I post pic of my vagina so you can all let me know whether or not my flaps are too long?


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl I don't believe you just said that - now I know why you called crazygirl :wah:

ThePheasant;621074 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl I don't believe you just said that - now I know why you called crazygirl :wah:


Well, yes or no? :wah:

Pinky;621083 wrote: Well unless it's like a baggy old sock I don't see why anyone would bother!


Eww I just pictured that. Oh nope sorry, I just looked at mine in the mirror.

crazygal;621069 wrote: Shall I post pic of my vagina so you can all let me know whether or not my flaps are too long?


GSE Biology - fail.

Bill Sikes;621120 wrote: GSE Biology - fail.


Why? You haven't seen it! :p

crazygal;621069 wrote: Shall I post pic of my vagina so you can all let me know whether or not my flaps are too long?


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

now I forgot what I was going to say............

I gotta tell ya, all the vagina jobs I've had in my days have been excellent experiences. I guess I might be talkin about a different type of job though.

YZGI;621307 wrote: I gotta tell ya, all the vagina jobs I've had in my days have been excellent experiences. I guess I might be talkin about a different type of job though.




flashy gashies



sorry i was just trying to think of a catchy name in case i went into the buisiness



clever c***** no that wont work



non granny fa***s nah





compact twats





all glam clams thats it a winner:wah:

jimbo;621317 wrote: flashy gashies



sorry i was just trying to think of a catchy name in case i went into the buisiness



clever c***** no that wont work



non granny fa***s nah





compact twats





all glam clams thats it a winner:wah:


I reckon if they need a V job they would have crappy flappy's.

YZGI;621320 wrote: I reckon if they need a V job they would have crappy flappy's.




:wah: :wah:



good one

do men care what it looks like??

sunny104;621325 wrote: do men care what it looks like??


to be honest ever heard dont look at the mantle piece whislt your stoking the fire ..... i'd rather it looked real bad than smell real bad ... a pit of eternal stench would put me right off

jimbo;621334 wrote: to be honest ever heard dont look at the mantle piece whislt your stoking the fire ..... i'd rather it looked real bad than smell real bad ... a pit of eternal stench would put me right off


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

sunny104;621325 wrote: do men care what it looks like??
Um yes. We dont want it to look like a big ole hunk of liver thats sat in the sun for a week.

I love this thread!



we need a penis thread too...........

sunny104;621346 wrote: I love this thread!





we need a penis thread too...........




will my life story do

YZGI;621345 wrote: Um yes. We dont want it to look like a big ole hunk of liver thats sat in the sun for a week.


another reason why I would be gay if I was a guy! :wah:

blech! :yh_sick

sunny104;621350 wrote: another reason why I would be gay if I was a guy! :wah:



blech! :yh_sick
I'm already a lesbian.

jimbo;621349 wrote: will my life story do


I said penis thread not penis.......oh nevermind................ :wah:

Hmm maybe I will.

I read a story about a woman that had this done, reckon it really enhanced her sex life :-3 I am glad to say the only big lips I have are on my face

SuzyB;621473 wrote: I read a story about a woman that had this done, reckon it really enhanced her sex life :-3 I am glad to say the only big lips I have are on my face


I have chewy bits of leather with a plaice aroma.

crazygal;621477 wrote: I have chewy bits of leather with a plaice aroma.


Honestly at times you are proper gross :yh_sick :yh_sick

what's plaice?

sue i will never think of you in the same way

sunny104;621484 wrote: what's plaice?
I think it means it smells like coconuts.

YZGI;621345 wrote: Um yes. We dont want it to look like a big ole hunk of liver thats sat in the sun for a week.


:wah: Oh please.... some men have the strangest looking winkies, too, ya know. Especially if it curves.... can I have some coffee with my croissant? :wah:

As for vagina surgery..... is there not one body part the media doesn't want a woman to alter? No knife is going there on me. And no one is cutting my tits open so they can stuff bags of saline in there, either. My fiance quite likes my ittie bitties, thank you! :p

YZGI;621487 wrote: I think it means it smells like coconuts.


dang, you get around!

sunny104;621484 wrote: what's plaice?


Fish

SuzyB;621490 wrote: Fish




Crazygal, wash that thing! :wah:

LOL, what is Plaice :wah:

I do wash and I have Feminine Wipes in the bathroom that I use after I do a number 1.

Oh, just to let everyone know... douches are actually bad for your little friend down there. They can lead to infections and make it smell ten times worse than it did before you started! Not from personal experience... I've never used the damn things. But I work in health care, and I just end up knowing all kinds of tidbits like that!

To feel fresh during the day I use those baby wipes. Works like a charm.

sue enough already too much info

laneybug;621524 wrote: Oh, just to let everyone know... douches are actually bad for your little friend down there. They can lead to infections and make it smell ten times worse than it did before you started! Not from personal experience... I've never used the damn things. But I work in health care, and I just end up knowing all kinds of tidbits like that!

To feel fresh during the day I use those baby wipes. Works like a charm.


That's what I use sometimes too when the other wipes aren't on offer, much cheaper.

this is all starting to sound like one of those bad commercials that always come on while you're trying to eat or whatever.....:wah: