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*THE LONELY BRAIN CELL*



*Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. *



*She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.*



“Hello?" she cried, but no answer.*



*"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.*



*Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE..??"*





*Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away.......*



















*"We're down here."*

oiy :wah: :wah:

WonderWendy3;613160 wrote: *THE LONELY BRAIN CELL*







*Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. *







*She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.*







“Hello?" she cried, but no answer.*







*"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.*







*Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE..??"*











*Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away.......*







































*"We're down here."*




what was she doing in his head , did she get lost on the way to his wallet :wah: :wah:

jimbo;613164 wrote: what was she doing in his head , did she get lost on the way to his wallet :wah: :wah:


:wah: YEP!!

I was concerned that I'd get fussed at for posting a "Man Bashing" thread...so glad you turned it around Jimbo....

jimbo;613164 wrote: what was she doing in his head , did she get lost on the way to his wallet :wah: :wah:


:yh_rotfl

:wah:

[quote=WonderWendy3;613160]*THE LONELY BRAIN CELL*







*Once upon a time there was a female brain cell



I reckon thats about the average amount.:wah:

YZGI;613169 wrote: [quote=WonderWendy3;613160]*THE LONELY BRAIN CELL*







*Once upon a time there was a female brain cell



I reckon thats about the average amount.:wah:


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



thats the winner

Great joke. :wah:

Soberano;613176 wrote: :yh_clap :yh_clap Applause for all of you, very funny. Especially the bit from YZGI.

Cos that bit is true, oh, and the bit about the wallet, that bit was true also.


why was she on the way to the wallet could she not find your car:wah::wah:

jimbo;613182 wrote: why was she on the way to the wallet could she not find your car:wah::wah:


She was stuck on....I mean IN a HEAD!! ---IT was a real "head job"...:sneaky:

WonderWendy3;613190 wrote: She was stuck on....I mean IN a HEAD!! ---IT was a real "head job"...:sneaky:




yup they really f your head up :rolleyes:

WonderWendy3;613190 wrote: She was stuck on....I mean IN a HEAD!! ---IT was a real "head job"...:sneaky:
Well thats at least one job that they get equal pay for. At least thats what I heard.:wah:

YZGI;613196 wrote: Well thats at least one job that they get equal pay for. At least thats what I heard.:wah:




but they have to work harder than us



its a pain in the neck that

Soberano;613198 wrote: Is that a fact, well blow me.


:yh_rotfl er, I reckon not

ugghhh choke.....tea went down the wrong way!!!

Attached files

venus;613205 wrote: ugghhh choke.....tea went down the wrong way!!!




i dare anyone to say it :wah: :wah:

venus;613205 wrote: ugghhh choke.....tea went down the wrong way!!!
Don't worry, Happens to the best of them.

YZGI;613207 wrote: Don't worry, Happens to the best of them.




close :wah: :wah:

jimbo;613209 wrote: close :wah: :wah:


ahem!!!!!!!!:-2

well l never!!

hows it goin jimbo:)

venus;613210 wrote: ahem!!!!!!!!



well l never!!



hows it goin jimbo:)


er i'm cool





nice girls always say that :wah:







especially suzy

This thread is hard to swallow!!:sneaky:







:wah:

WonderWendy3;613214 wrote: This thread is hard to swallow!!:sneaky:







:wah:


aaagghhh no how could you do it!!!!:

its bad enough the boys doing it!!:-3

nice to hear you are well jimbo..still training..

[quote=WonderWendy3;613214]This thread is hard to swallow!!:sneaky:



I reckon it is a sticky wicket.

WonderWendy3;613214 wrote: This thread is hard to swallow!!:sneaky:















:wah:








i will never know thank god :wah:

venus;613217 wrote: aaagghhh no how could you do it!!!!:

its bad enough the boys doing it!!:-3



nice to hear you are well jimbo..still training..




just getting back into it my 20 year old son is mad for it now , so i will take him with me i wont like the last of the fighting fossils then :wah:



wise guys sons are getting into mma too , is your partner still kickboxing

jimbo;613222 wrote: just getting back into it my 20 year old son is mad for it now , so i will take him with me i wont like the last of the fighting fossils then :wah:



wise guys sons are getting into mma too , is your partner still kickboxing


yeah got back into tkd after a break to let his body rest and heal..



still can't get over men and the abuse they will take and say that was fun!!

though have been watching some bas rutten stuff with him...he is big scary looking and a complete joker!

Wendy ,blowing her own horn again :-6

Uncle Fester;613239 wrote: Wendy ,blowing her own horn again :-6


Somebody's gotta do it!! I'll just sit here unblown all the time!!:wah:

Uncle Fester;613239 wrote: Wendy ,blowing her own horn again :-6


WonderWendy3;613297 wrote: Somebody's gotta do it!! I'll just sit here unblown all the time!!:wah:


You got the horn WW3?









Opps sorry, you can tell I'm back

SuzyB;613303 wrote: You got the horn WW3?









Opps sorry, you can tell I'm back


You want it?? I'll let you have a blow...or two or five...:yh_whistl

WonderWendy3;613306 wrote: You want it?? I'll let you have a blow...or two or five...:yh_whistl


Actually when I was at school in music class, I tried to blow one and OMG it's really hard to do (no pun intended), the only thing coming from it was a pathetic squeak!! :-5 :-5

SuzyB;613309 wrote: Actually when I was at school in music class, I tried to blow one and OMG it's really hard to do (no pun intended), the only thing coming from it was a pathetic squeak!! :-5 :-5
Tell jimbo, sorry about the squeaking part.

YZGI;613320 wrote: Tell jimbo, sorry about the squeaking part.


:wah: :wah:

SuzyB;613309 wrote: Actually when I was at school in music class, I tried to blow one and OMG it's really hard to do (no pun intended), the only thing coming from it was a pathetic squeak!! :-5 :-5


It's the way you use your lips that makes the difference

Bryn Mawr;613437 wrote: It's the way you use your lips that makes the difference


Oh er Bryn I was told to blow a rasberry :-2

venus;613226 wrote: yeah got back into tkd after a break to let his body rest and heal..





still can't get over men and the abuse they will take and say that was fun!!



though have been watching some bas rutten stuff with him...he is big scary looking and a complete joker!


i am bas rutten



he is my fav mma star ,well him and gary turner he fought tank about at cage rage ,its quite funny we got two tickets off a guy i know ,we got to wembey got inside and there was a massive line of people about 200 i walked past the line not interested in what they were doing ,and then i heard oi jim i turned round to see gary turner sitting at a desk ,i walked over shook hands and wished him luck then i noticed all these people glaring at me giving me evils ,sue told me the line of people were there to get his autograph and get their photo done with him ,he is such a nice guy i forgot he is a k1 and mma superstar and was topping the bill

Soberano;613451 wrote: Cant imagine Jimbo coming out with a pathetic squeak really.:wah:


No, that would be a pathetic squeal :wah:

Calm down peoples, remember this:- "a female brain cell"

Does no one see the terminological inexactitude?