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The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 9:36 am
by RedGlitter
K.Snyder;607063 wrote: :wah:
"I slept with your mother"
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"And your grandmother"...
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"At the same time"...
EWW!! GROSS!! Gee K, you're really good at this... :wah:
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 9:57 am
by Sheryl
***steps in, looks around***
ughh this isn't he holding area for the Oprah audience huh!
**turns and runs away from the strange hillbilly folk**
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 10:08 am
by RedGlitter
WHO YOU CALLIN' HILLBILLY!!?
Ok wait...that ain't right...forgot where I was for a sec...
"WHO YOU *BLEEEEP* CALLIN' *BLEEEEP* HILLBILLY!!? *BLEEEP!!*
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 10:44 am
by Trixie Belle
*Laughter from the audience...*
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 10:48 am
by Pheasy
Wheres that ratty little dog? - I sent her packing, never mess with a pheasant ...... Mahaha :wah: :wah:
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 10:50 am
by zinkyusa
RedGlitter;607253 wrote: WHO YOU CALLIN' HILLBILLY!!?
Ok wait...that ain't right...forgot where I was for a sec...
"WHO YOU *BLEEEEP* CALLIN' *BLEEEEP* HILLBILLY!!? *BLEEEP!!*
zinky, who has fallin asleep while hanging from the rafters wakes upon hearing this. he gently flutters down and lands on minks shoulders to observe the latest turn of events..
will someone soon be throwing a chair he squeaks?
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 11:09 am
by Trixie Belle
The crowd throws up its fists chanting...
Go Go Go
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 11:10 am
by JacksDad
HOLY SHOT!
A BAT!
That's the only picture I could find for "throw chair".
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 11:15 am
by Pheasy
zinkyusa;607275 wrote: zinky, who has fallin asleep while hanging from the rafters wakes upon hearing this. he gently flutters down and lands on minks shoulders to observe the latest turn of events..
will someone soon be throwing a chair he squeaks?
Take that Batty Boy !!
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:01 pm
by G-man
I may be able to provide some new material for the show, if I move the unOfficial ForumGarden Scavenger Hunt 2008 into this forum.
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:10 pm
by K.Snyder
RedGlitter;607253 wrote: WHO YOU CALLIN' HILLBILLY!!?
Ok wait...that ain't right...forgot where I was for a sec...
"WHO YOU *BLEEEEP* CALLIN' *BLEEEEP* HILLBILLY!!? *BLEEEP!!*
*BLEEEEP*
*BLEEEP!!*
*BLEEEP!!*
Holy cow she brought out the big guns on that one!!!!!!!...
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:56 am
by farmer giles
i think wise guy is a very handsome ,brainy ,serious ,very sensible person
oh crap he can sue me now :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:01 am
by qsducks
farmer giles;1231070 wrote: i think wise guy is a very handsome ,brainy ,serious ,very sensible person
oh crap he can sue me now :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I'm serving you your papers Jimbo...how much are you worth:yh_rotfl
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:14 am
by farmer giles
qsducks;1231072 wrote: I'm serving you your papers Jimbo...how much are you worth:yh_rotfl
not even worth the paper your writ ing on :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:19 am
by Peter Lake
Welcome back buddy and can i just say that i think you are the most handsome man i have ever seen but not in a gay way. :wah:
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:21 am
by qsducks
Peter Lake;1231076 wrote: Welcome back buddy and can i just say that i think you are the most handsome man i have ever seen but not in a gay way. :wah:
:yh_rotfl
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:21 am
by YZGI
farmer giles;1231070 wrote: i think wise guy is a very handsome ,brainy ,serious ,very sensible person
oh crap he can sue me now :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Boy that vacation must have done you wonders, you're finally thinking straight..
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:23 am
by farmer giles
Peter Lake;1231076 wrote: Welcome back buddy and can i just say that i think you are the most handsome man i have ever seen but not in a gay way. :wah:
YZGI;1231079 wrote: Boy that vacation must have done you wonders, you're finally thinking straight..
i hope you are indeed talking to peter lake :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:23 am
by Barman
Jimbo is still a tosser.:wah:
Cant sue for telling the truth.:p
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:24 am
by farmer giles
Barman;1231083 wrote: Jimbo is still a tosser.:wah:
Cant sue for telling the truth.:p
in that case
your a tosser too :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:25 am
by Peter Lake
farmer giles;1231082 wrote: i hope you are indeed talking to peter lake :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
What did you bring us back from your holiday because we'll sue if you forgot us? :wah:
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:28 am
by qsducks
Peter Lake;1231087 wrote: What did you bring us back from your holiday because we'll sue if you forgot us? :wah:
I didn't get a postcard either:mad:
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:34 am
by farmer giles
Peter Lake;1231087 wrote: What did you bring us back from your holiday because we'll sue if you forgot us? :wah:
forget you an oscar ..peter i went on holiday not for electric shock treatment :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
qsducks;1231089 wrote: I didn't get a postcard either:mad:
dont call me eva :p:p:-3
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:38 am
by qsducks
farmer giles;1231092 wrote: forget you an oscar ..peter i went on holiday not for electric shock treatment :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
dont call me eva :p:p:-3
i'll just call you Steeva:wah:
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:40 am
by Peter Lake
farmer giles;1231092 wrote: forget you an oscar ..peter i went on holiday not for electric shock treatment :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
dont call me eva :p:p:-3 So that's not a suntan but burns from the electric shock treatment? :wah:
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:41 am
by farmer giles
Peter Lake;1231096 wrote: So that's not a suntan but burns from the electric shock treatment? :wah:
guilty as charged
:D
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:48 am
by Peter Lake
farmer giles;1231098 wrote: guilty as charged
:D
Hair raising stuff.
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:50 am
by lou lou belle
I started this thread to put a valid point accross, i will wait to hear from people that want to particpate in conversation that is serious and should be treated as such.
They do say that ignorance is bliss, but i think in the replies here are just plain stupid.
If you dont mind have these conversations on another thread, and maybe call it idle chit chat, because i want to discuss this at great length with people that can actually give a valid response. Many thanks.
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:52 am
by YZGI
lou lou belle;1231104 wrote: I started this thread to put a valid point accross, i will wait to hear from people that want to particpate in conversation that is serious and should be treated as such.
They do say that ignorance is bliss, but i think in the replies here are just plain stupid.
If you dont mind have these conversations on another thread, and maybe call it idle chit chat, because i want to discuss this at great length with people that can actually give a valid response. Many thanks.
Or what? You will sue?:yh_rotfl
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:53 am
by Peter Lake
YZGI;1231107 wrote: Or what? You will sue?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:00 am
by qsducks
YZGI;1231107 wrote: Or what? You will sue?:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:00 am
by Barman
lou lou belle;1231104 wrote: I started this thread to put a valid point accross, i will wait to hear from people that want to particpate in conversation that is serious and should be treated as such.
They do say that ignorance is bliss, but i think in the replies here are just plain stupid.
If you dont mind have these conversations on another thread, and maybe call it idle chit chat, because i want to discuss this at great length with people that can actually give a valid response. Many thanks.
Trying to say i cant give a valid response? You will be hearing from my lawyers.:wah:
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:00 am
by farmer giles
YZGI;1231107 wrote: Or what? You will sue?:yh_rotfl
court jester :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:01 am
by farmer giles
Barman;1231110 wrote: |Trying to say i cant give a valid response? You will be hearing from my lawyers.:wah:
a brief reply :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:03 am
by Peter Lake
farmer giles;1231112 wrote: a brief reply :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Are you trying to solicitor a response?
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:05 am
by qsducks
I'm sue happy to see this intelligent thread:yh_rotfl
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:06 am
by farmer giles
qsducks;1231115 wrote: I'm sue happy to see this intelligent thread:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl
WHAT DO YOU CALL A JUDGE WITH NO THUMBS
JUSTICE FINGERS
:D
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:08 am
by Peter Lake
farmer giles;1231118 wrote: :yh_rotfl
WHAT DO YOU CALL A JUDGE WITH NO THUMBS
JUSTICE FINGERS
:D :wah: I'm glad you writ that.
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:12 am
by qsducks
Is this a legal thread?:yh_rotfl
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:20 am
by Peter Lake
I think i should also point out at this stage that i believe that Nomad is the most intelligent person i have ever known.
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:23 am
by qsducks
Peter Lake;1231127 wrote: I think i should also point out at this stage that i believe that Nomad is the most intelligent person i have ever known.
Judge, may Nomad have the floor please?:yh_rotfl
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:24 am
by almostfamous
Nomad IS the judge
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:28 am
by qsducks
almostfamous;1231129 wrote: Nomad IS the judge
In this case, he should be:yh_rotfl
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:34 am
by Peter Lake
almostfamous;1231129 wrote: Nomad IS the judge
As well as the jury
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:39 am
by qsducks
Peter Lake;1231132 wrote: As well as the jury
In this case I want to be on the jury:yh_rotfl
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:43 am
by Peter Lake
qsducks;1231133 wrote: In this case I want to be on the jury:yh_rotfl He would get us all tea at least. :wah:
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:52 am
by qsducks
Peter Lake;1231135 wrote: He would get us all tea at least. :wah:
will nomad brief us on the case:yh_rotfl
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:04 am
by Peter Lake
qsducks;1231139 wrote: will nomad brief us on the case:yh_rotfl Of course and i'm sure he will turn it into the farce that it is.
;)
Can he get us scones with the tea?
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:16 am
by qsducks
Peter Lake;1231143 wrote: Of course and i'm sure he will turn it into the farce that it is.
;)
Can he get us scones with the tea?
yes with some clotted cream & raspberry jam:wah:
The FG Jerry Springer Show
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:17 am
by Odie
Peter Lake;1231127 wrote: I think i should also point out at this stage that i believe that Nomad is the most intelligent person i have ever known.
Judge Nomad.............all rise please!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
