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Welcome to the FG Jerry Springer Show.

There are two ways you can end up posting in this thread:

1) You flame someone on a Game Show

2) You decide to post in here with some wacky idea of fun.

Chairs may be thrown at the expense of the production. They are replaceable and you will find them stacked in handy locations nearby.

magenta flame;606757 wrote: I was contestant three, sorry Red just don't see what you see i'm afraid, nice chap though:)


:eek: *sadly shakes head in utter disbelief*

Well Magenta...I respectfully submit that you're just plumb crazy then. If you can't see what I see...there's no hope. But that's ok! It leaves more for me. :-6

I'm beginning to think that you haven't understood what The Dating Game is about, magenta.

That you would use this game to take a potshot at someone is quite disturbing to me. I don't expect you to care how I feel about it, I'm just registering my opinion in this thread.

Hello I think this was game ...... WTF

Perhaps it's suitable that you are insulted now too. Why leave it to just the people you offended?

Please keep in mind that I am the sole moderator of this specific forum area and, whether you like it or not, you are expected to listen more attentively to my judgment in this particular matter. You may complain in the Problems, Solutions & Feedback area. Another post like your last one in reply to me here will earn you an infraction.

ThePheasant;606832 wrote: Hello I think this was game ...... WTF


That was my point exactly, Pheas.

Ok now, let's just chill out before it gets any nastier in here.

I admit I apparently misunderstood Magenta too. We all know how the printed word has the ability to be taken wrong. Forgive us if we took it wrong. It happens. Look at all the stuff I say that gets misinterpreted.

But please let's not be making a public spectacle here by posting all your private communications and arguing. That's not cool.

Koan's in charge here. I respect that. :-6

I had a lot of fun with K and trying to win this date thing and I don't want to see anything spoil it.

So can we all just be cool now? Please?

Thank you!!

~*~Your resident sparkly one~*~

I think you should all know that K. is the father of my child. I want a paternity test to prove it.

koan;606872 wrote: I think you should all know that K. is the father of my child. I want a paternity test to prove it.


He's the father of mine to!!!!

that two timin ho!!:mad:

zinkyusa;606876 wrote: He's the father of mine to!!!!

that two timin ho!!:mad:


You man stealing bat!!

Just because you can hang upside down you think you're sooooo cool.

I'm ten times the lover you could ever be... I think.

koan;606880 wrote: You man stealing bat!!

Just because you can hang upside down you think you're sooooo cool.

I'm ten times the lover you could ever be... I think.


that's it for you Koan!!

flys into koans hair and deposits some guano

zinkyusa;606895 wrote: that's it for you Koan!!

flys into koans hair and deposits some guano


FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! THROW SOMETHING!!! :wah:

I grab him by the toenails, spin around until I gather speed and throw zinky into the crowd. :wah:

zinky barrel rolls before striking the crowd, flys up into the ceiling and bites the ropes holding up the stage curtains, causing them to fall on koan..

zinky squeaks in delight...

I struggle out from under the dusty curtains, sputtering with allergies and rage.

I grab some of Red's glitter and throw it in your eyes as you screech towards me from the rafters. HA!! You're down on the ground, bat boy!

koan;606910 wrote: I struggle out from under the dusty curtains, sputtering with allergies and rage.

I grab some of Red's glitter and throw it in your eyes as you screech towards me from the rafters. HA!! You're down on the ground, bat boy!


:eek: Whoa girl!! Those are special sparkles!! My stardust can only be used for the good!!

RedGlitter;606943 wrote: Whoa girl!! Those are special sparkles!! My stardust can only be used for the good!!


Where ya been???

ok. You and Me, girl

CATFIGHT

koan;606945 wrote: Where ya been???

ok. You and Me, girl

CATFIGHT


*Red takes off her shirt and starts doing the Jerry Springer head bob/finger waving thing"

"You don't know me! You don't know anything about me! You ain't all that and a bag of chips! I'm gonna kick your @ss!! You want a piece of me? TALK TO THE HAND HONEY CUZ THE FACE AIN'T LISTENIN'!"

:wah: :wah: :wah:

Or something like that..all I know is the women are always yanking off their shirts and doing that obnoxious diva thing right when they start to fight.

Did anyone do the 'pole dance' yet!

Pinky;607026 wrote: That's my job innit?:D

Too busy watching Koan and red bitch-slapping each other!:wah:


Ok you do the pole dance. I will look after K and Zinky while they nervously await the paternity test results.

I'm going to be one of those body guards who have to drag the half naked men back stage

:wah:

"I slept with your mother"

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"And your grandmother"...

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"At the same time"...

I can't stop laughing...

wait ok clapping and chanting Jerry Jerry....

Hes here to fight Koan - for taking his spot as host

*minks looks into giant handbag at rotting tomatoes in anticipation of throwing them at Jerry*

It wasn't me.

I was possessed by the spirit of Elvis.

koan;607142 wrote: It wasn't me.

I was possessed by the spirit of Elvis.


*minks swivel's head around in a very Linda Blair like action* "possessed! You say!! *shouting at Koan*

"WITCH WITCH"

"She is a witch, I knew it! Burn her at the stake....!!!!!

She's a witch I tell ya we have us a real live witch!!"

There's a lot of prejudice towards possessed people. I'm sick of it.

We're people too!! We have rights.

koan;607152 wrote: There's a lot of prejudice towards possessed people. I'm sick of it.

We're people too!! We have rights.


you cast evil spells you do, like you did over my man Leroy, he only had eye (he only got one good one you know) for only me, now his one good eye goes a wandering every time we are out in public, I know it's cause some witch like you sashayed in front of him and blew your evil fairy dust at him

WITCH!!!!!!!

Leroy slept with your mom....

Trixie Belle;607158 wrote: Leroy slept with your mom....


watchu talkin bout....****************** Leroy's a good man, he wouldn't EVER do that

*shakes head* My MOM!!!!!

She been dead for 24 years now WITCH!!!! We got another witch here! I can't believe you are allowed to walk the streets, you all should be burned in a public ceremony, you are all pure evil, you steal unborn babies, you boil bunnies (oops do you?) You keep bats and snakes as pets!!!

WITCH"S they are everywhere.

*Minks rant borders on hysterics now*

Burn....Burn

ThePheasant;607170 wrote: Burn....Burn


I am tryin to be serious here you you ruffled feathery goose almost made me spew coffee over my keyboard.... that is striking me as Witch Tactics.....

minks;607176 wrote: I am tryin to be serious here you you ruffled feathery goose almost made me spew coffee over my keyboard.... that is striking me as Witch Tactics.....


Cackle cackle ... I eat little dogs like you for a snack !!

*from the audience* Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh

minks;607176 wrote: I am tryin to be serious here you you ruffled feathery goose almost made me spew coffee over my keyboard.... that is striking me as Witch Tactics.....


cackle cackle

Listen here you peacock!! I ain't no dog, my leroy loves me he thinks I got nice tah tahs....

*bobbles head* you wanna go sista, you wanna take me on, you wanna have a show????

minks;607195 wrote: Listen here you peacock!! I ain't no dog, my leroy loves me he thinks I got nice tah tahs....

*bobbles head* you wanna go sista, you wanna take me on, you wanna have a show????


Okay 'fluffy head' - you've really upset me now - a spell is heading your way as we speak!

ThePheasant;607204 wrote: Okay 'fluffy head' - you've really upset me now - a spell is heading your way as we speak!


bring it on you mangey bird, I got my wonderwoman wristbands on I am rubber you are glue, anything you say to me bounces off me and sticks on you so there HAH!

Aliens took over the planet in 2003. Leroy has three heads.

Okay I've go to go mow the grass - but I'll be thinking of 'little doggy' as the mower chops the heads of those dandelions - mahaha

koan;607211 wrote: Aliens took over the planet in 2003. Leroy has three heads.


"are you kidding me Witch.... don't you dare think my one eyed leroy has 3 heads or I'll come over there and slap yours right off those barbarian shoulders of yours"

ThePheasant;607212 wrote: Okay I've go to go mow the grass - but I'll be thinking of 'little doggy' as the mower chops the heads of those dandelions - mahaha


Alright your birdness you better watch for your baby's in the grass while you are out there mowin!!

The audience chants...

JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!