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I read a thread earlier stating that there was too much Girl Power (ya us!!) in the Garden lately. So this ones for you boys out there :

Whats the first thing you think of when you wake up and why?

What would your ideal women look like?

Whats your hobby?

Us girls will not comment (:yh_rotfl ).... much!

Wendy, Wendy get out from behind that 'quote' button I see you hiding there :wah:

[QUOTE=ThePheasant;604078]

Whats the first thing you think of when you wake up and why?

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oh, that's a hard one! :wah:

pun intended!

sunny104;604080 wrote: [QUOTE=ThePheasant;604078]

Whats the first thing you think of when you wake up and why?

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oh, that's a hard one! :wah:

pun intended!


Heehee but will they admit it :wah:

AngelEyes82;604083 wrote: NOO.... :wah:



sex sex sex..big boobs..sex sex sex..more boobs & their hobby is looking at boobs.. :wah:


I just thought of YZGI for some reason.........

I always think of the sun gently rising, the irrepressible chirping of the birds in the garden, the faint creaking as the cat creeps along the patio roof, then boobs.

Uncle Kram;604087 wrote: I always think of the sun gently rising, the irrepressible chirping of the birds in the garden, the faint creaking as the cat creeps along the patio roof, then boobs.


:yh_rotfl

I waited until a man responded...don't I get a prize???:D



Like a Boobie prize maybe????:wah:

ThePheasant;604078 wrote: I read a thread earlier stating that there was too much Girl Power (ya us!!) in the Garden lately. So this ones for you boys out there :



Whats the first thing you think of when you wake up and why? **** away a good boner.

What would your ideal women look like? She would look like It hurt so good.

Whats your hobby? Boobs, Boating , Booze and Butts.(womens of course)



Us girls will not comment (:yh_rotfl ).... much! I welcome your comments.



Wendy, Wendy get out from behind that 'quote' button I see you hiding there :wah:


Nice try Krambo, Let me know if it worked.

Uncle Kram;604087 wrote: I always think of the sun gently rising, the irrepressible chirping of the birds in the garden, the faint creaking as the cat creeps along the patio roof, then boobs.


:wah: I knew the boobs had to be in there somewhere :wah:

YZGI;604100 wrote: Nice try Krambo, Let me know if it worked.


Your answers surprise me YZ

I have a question!!!!! Why do guys always wake up with a boner???

Sweet Tooth;604107 wrote: I have a question!!!!! Why do guys always wake up with a boner???


Optimism?:-2

Sweet Tooth;604107 wrote: I have a question!!!!! Why do guys always wake up with a boner???
Sweet dreams

AngelEyes82;604122 wrote: I've wondered that too. :wah:
Back in the cave man days, Every morning we would have to hunt for food which was very dangerous. So we evolved a way of perpetuating the human race by getting morning nookie. Of course that seems to be our last evolutionary jump for some time.

AngelEyes82;604125 wrote: This is very normal. It is the bodies way to keep the tissue healthy. It brings blood into the spongy tissue carrying oxygen to the cells. This is helped by an increse of testosterone in the morning but this also occurs during the night. It may having nothing to do with sexual thoughts or activities at that time of the day. If it is not happening then there may be a problem. Be glad that it is happening.



Depending on your sleep position, make sure your little buddy will not get injured when it gets erect. In other words, make sure you are not sleeping on top of it in some odd direction that will hurt when it gets hard. If you wear briefs and wear them to bed, adjust yourself so it has plenty of room to grow overnight. You don't want your little buddy to get hurt.



These are quotes from another forum that i got when I looked up sweets question.. lol



Here's the link.http://forums.menshealth.com/eve/forums ... /736101131
I have my theories you have yours.:wah: Tit for tat.

AngelEyes82;604125 wrote: This is very normal. It is the bodies way to keep the tissue healthy. It brings blood into the spongy tissue carrying oxygen to the cells. This is helped by an increse of testosterone in the morning but this also occurs during the night. It may having nothing to do with sexual thoughts or activities at that time of the day. If it is not happening then there may be a problem. Be glad that it is happening.



Depending on your sleep position, make sure your little buddy will not get injured when it gets erect. In other words, make sure you are not sleeping on top of it in some odd direction that will hurt when it gets hard. If you wear briefs and wear them to bed, adjust yourself so it has plenty of room to grow overnight. You don't want your little buddy to get hurt.



These are quotes from another forum that i got when I looked up sweets question.. lol



Here's the link.http://forums.menshealth.com/eve/forums ... /736101131


hahahahaha! I love men! what fun!

AngelEyes82;604129 wrote: My theory is you and all men were dreaming about sex.. thats why you wake up hard and ready for action.. :p


haha what does it mean when you hubby dreams about war and still wakes up with one???:wah: my husband blames it on the fact that he has to pee really bad every morning- thats his excuse for the unknown!

[quote=AngelEyes82;604125]



Depending on your sleep position, make sure your little buddy will not get injured when it gets erect.



Oh God. :rolleyes:

adjust yourself so it has plenty of room to grow overnight.

Oh God! They make it sound like some kind of "magic mushroom!" Geez.



:wah:

AngelEyes82;604132 wrote: then they were fighting and all of a sudden a naked woman came into the dream.. lol IDK!:wah:



My hubby says it's because he has to pee too. Whatever.


My hubby says that too - I want to know how he gets the pee in the bowl - hang on let me check the bathroom ceiling

RedGlitter;604136 wrote: [quote=AngelEyes82;604125]



Depending on your sleep position, make sure your little buddy will not get injured when it gets erect.



Oh God. :rolleyes:

adjust yourself so it has plenty of room to grow overnight.

Oh God! They make it sound like some kind of "magic mushroom!" Geez.



:wah:


isn't it?:wah:

RedGlitter;604136 wrote: [quote=AngelEyes82;604125]



Depending on your sleep position, make sure your little buddy will not get injured when it gets erect.



Oh God. :rolleyes:



adjust yourself so it has plenty of room to grow overnight.



Oh God! They make it sound like some kind of "magic mushroom!" Geez.



:wah:


Some buddys are not so little, so that even compounds the problem!

RedGlitter;604136 wrote: [quote=AngelEyes82;604125]



Depending on your sleep position, make sure your little buddy will not get injured when it gets erect.



Oh God. :rolleyes:



adjust yourself so it has plenty of room to grow overnight.



Oh God! They make it sound like some kind of "magic mushroom!" Geez.



:wah:
You just need too look a little closer.

















closer













just a little closer



































SPLATT.





Now its an exploding mushroom.

AngelEyes82;604141 wrote: Red you mean it's not a magic mushroom! :-2


Uhh......well it's magic all right.....

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:wah:

Presto the swimmer made it to the pool

Like Magic... hahahaha

AngelEyes82;604125 wrote: This is very normal. It is the bodies way to keep the tissue healthy. It brings blood into the spongy tissue carrying oxygen to the cells. This is helped by an increse of testosterone in the morning but this also occurs during the night. It may having nothing to do with sexual thoughts or activities at that time of the day. If it is not happening then there may be a problem. Be glad that it is happening.



Depending on your sleep position, make sure your little buddy will not get injured when it gets erect. In other words, make sure you are not sleeping on top of it in some odd direction that will hurt when it gets hard. If you wear briefs and wear them to bed, adjust yourself so it has plenty of room to grow overnight. You don't want your little buddy to get hurt.



These are quotes from another forum that i got when I looked up sweets question.. lol



Here's the link.http://forums.menshealth.com/eve/forums ... /736101131


Oh WOW, I liked that forum, I just came back from a walk in the heat, and that wasn't good for coolin' me down...oh baby, talkin' about the "morning wood"...gets me to thinkin'....ummm wow....

where was I??









what does Pinky do in a time like this?? Footy....Footy.....Footy...heck I don't even call it that....hellllppppppppppppppppp!!!!

PERMANENT ERECTION

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that

she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there.

She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with.

The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection

which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering

what you could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the

store and $3000. a month in living expenses."

ThePheasant;604156 wrote: PERMANENT ERECTION

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that

she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there.

She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with.

The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection

which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering

what you could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the

store and $3000. a month in living expenses."


That is SO me!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

ThePheasant;604078 wrote: I read a thread earlier stating that there was too much Girl Power (ya us!!) in the Garden lately. So this ones for you boys out there :

Whats the first thing you think of when you wake up and why?

What would your ideal women look like?

Whats your hobby?

Us girls will not comment (:yh_rotfl ).... much!

Wendy, Wendy get out from behind that 'quote' button I see you hiding there :wah:


what the weathers like oufside

gwen steffarni

my dogs

ThePheasant;604078 wrote: Whats the first thing you think of when you wake up and why?

Coffee

What would your ideal women look like?

Ask me after I've had coffee

Whats your hobby?



Ask me after I've had coffee




Har de har

Pinky;604244 wrote: Yikes!!! Not a button mushroom?:yh_giggle


its not a button mushroom i'm just a fun guy

Can I report myself for starting this thread :yh_rotfl

Notice which guys here have actually responded to the Qs!

And which have not.

I think that says something.

Don't know what the hell it is, but I'm sure it's something...

RedGlitter;604272 wrote: Notice which guys here have actually responded to the Qs!

And which have not.

I think that says something.

Don't know what the hell it is, but I'm sure it's something...


Dats for a whole nuther thread, lady.

I think the men that have responded here accept and embrace the manliness of owning a schlong.

You know. The immature ones.

:D

JacksDad;604274 wrote: Dats for a whole nuther thread, lady.

I think the men that have responded here accept and embrace the manliness of owning a schlong.

You know. The immature ones.

:D


:wah: I'm sorry JD...it was okay until you said the S word and then I lost it.:wah:

Maybe though it's just that men seem to always wanna brag about theirs...could that be it?

ThePheasant;604137 wrote: My hubby says that too - I want to know how he gets the pee in the bowl - hang on let me check the bathroom ceiling


We practice by putting M&M's in the bottom of the toilet and then aim at them..

JacksDad;604274 wrote: Dats for a whole nuther thread, lady.

I think the men that have responded here accept and embrace the manliness of owning a schlong.

You know. The immature ones.

:D


lol, he said schlong.

ThePheasant;604078 wrote: Whats the first thing you think of when you wake up and why?


Oh no not again. Why, take a look around you.

ThePheasant;604078 wrote:

What would your ideal women look like?


Ideal I guess...

ThePheasant;604078 wrote:

Whats your hobby?


Nothing really, I just wait for an idea that will be fun to try and go do it.

zinkyusa;604332 wrote: We practice by putting M&M's in the bottom of the toilet and then aim at them..


:wah: Just M&M's or are their other candies you use to up the skill level? Also, being a bat is this something you do whilst hanging upside down in your cave? Figured that could get a bit messy :-3