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AngelEyes82;603897 wrote: Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.

- Cora Harvey Armstrong-





Inside me lives a skinny woman cryi ng to get out. But I can usually shut the b * tch up with cookies.

(Unknown)





The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

-Helen Hayes (at 73)-





I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. ?I think of them as stray eyebrows.

- Janette Barber-





My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

- Erma Bombeck -





Old age ain't no place for sissies .

-Bette Davis-







Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

- Caryn Leschen -





If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

-Catherine-







I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

- Roseanne Barr-





Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

- Maryon Pearson-





Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

-Eleanor Roosevelt-



When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!:D




Love them all!! Rosanne Barr and the ride on vacuum...ha ha ha !!

I like the "behind every successful man is a surprised woman" :wah: :wah:

I liked the last one,in fact I put it on my messenger.

xx