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Of late the only people that have asked me out on a date are either Married (no I dont go there) over 70 or young enough to be my son! Ha. ha.

It's fun to flirt though

-heres one to make ya laugh, I had a gentleman keep asking me and he is married and I finally said Yes! I will go out but first lets pick your wife up on the way. He never asked again!

-to boot he is one of our towns cops, thinks he is all that and a bag of chips



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Soberano;603160 wrote: I won't bother asking you for a date then, just sex.:wah:


Gee, wonder if that's what Mr. Married Policeman REALLY wants....hmmm??

Soberano;603166 wrote: Reckon he just wants to show her his truncheon.


Wonder if it's a big one??

Soberano;603170 wrote: :wah: :wah:

I bet he keeps it nice and shiny.


I just hope its concealed at all times and he only brings it out when he needs to.

Soberano;603176 wrote: It probably hangs down the side of his leg.


Wonder if its mistaken for a 3rd leg???:p

Soberano;603185 wrote: Or maybe just a foot.


Wonder if he would be good in a 3 legged race???

I felt like lookin in the mirror to see if I had desperate tatoo"d on my arse!

Oh my - I would love to know what you are talking about :-5