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FG's Got Talent - The Poetry Round 1
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:05 am
by koan
I'm going to specialize this game into subjects.
FG has a bunch of poets and a bunch of incredibly witty people so here's the game:
Enter a poem in the competition that is at least 5 lines and no more than 12
The poem must use the word "butter" and be funny
A poll will be added in one week to vote for the funniest poem
You can only enter one poem so make sure it is the one
Good Luck!
Anyone who feels like playing the Simon Cowell of poetry can comment in the commentary thread.
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This thread is for contestants only.
FG's Got Talent - The Poetry Round 1
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:04 pm
by zinkyusa
I likes to rub girlies with butter;
but please no one tell my mutter.
Cuz she'll let out a shout!
Make me pull it out,
and cut off my putter and nutters!!
FG's Got Talent - The Poetry Round 1
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:02 pm
by WonderWendy3
There once was a man from nantucket
He was a dairy farmer
who carried his butter in a bucket
Yes, he was a charmer:-4
One day he fell down the hill
tripped over a rock
and the butter did spill
lucky for him he caught it in his sock.
Lesson to be learned here and now
when handling butter
Should have listened to Betsy the cow
Become a shoe salesman and step away from the Utter.
FG's Got Talent - The Poetry Round 1
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:41 pm
by Chookie
Pinky loves the whips of leather
She even loves the bloody weather.
Pinky is gorgeous, Pinky is great,
Pinky's a dolly, Pinky's a mate.
Pinky does curse and Pinky does rave
when butter's applied, Pinky's depraved.
FG's Got Talent - The Poetry Round 1
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:13 pm
by spot
I should never have whipped this off. I hope I'm excused for a momentary aberration.
For a woman who says she's refined
Lady Grace ought to make up her mind
If she's put on her back
She just yawns and goes slack
But she screams if you butt'er behind.
FG's Got Talent - The Poetry Round 1
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:38 pm
by chonsigirl
crunch time
when hunger hits,
below the ample belt,
don’t ration out peanut butter!
bread loaf,
smoothed gently over every slice
with sweet ambrosia,
sprinkled with
jelly
This is in the form of a BUTTERfly Cinquain
FG's Got Talent - The Poetry Round 1
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:50 pm
by Tater Tazz
When she gazed into his eyes and saw him sweetly smile, her heart would really flutter. But, alas, all she could think of was that guy from the butter.
FG's Got Talent - The Poetry Round 1
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:56 pm
by Sheryl
butter is good
butter is great
made me 9 months late
sure was fun
but now that's done
and he ain't getting none!
FG's Got Talent - The Poetry Round 1
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:16 pm
by koan
There we go!!
Ten entries and only ten poll options so Round One is closed.
I'll post a poll and let the voting begin.
As with every FG game here, everyone who plays is a winner in my books. :yh_clap
(I'm not setting any rules this time round about whether or not contestants can vote. It's an anonymous poll.)
FG's Got Talent - The Poetry Round 1
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:40 pm
by WonderWendy3
bump
FG's Got Talent - The Poetry Round 1
Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:24 am
by koan
Bump.
Two more days left to get your vote in.
FG's Got Talent - The Poetry Round 1
Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:16 pm
by WonderWendy3
bumpin
FG's Got Talent - The Poetry Round 1
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:59 am
by WonderWendy3
bump, it got lost again....
FG's Got Talent - The Poetry Round 1
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 6:30 am
by koan
The poll is closed now, the voting is done.
Pinky ... snuck ahead by one vote and is the winner of the first Poetry Round of FG's Got Talent.
Congratulations Pinky! :yh_party