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I agree totally with the Sober one.

Except I might try whipping out my sense of humor first.

And some straightforward honesty.

Tell her how you feel. Ask her what's up her bum?

Then go for the lot.

;)

Ok. ok.

Maybe we could leave out the 'what's up her bum' part.

Someone pass Sober a towel, will they?

Reb185;597470 wrote: cool


I might try my sense of humor first.

And some straightforward honesty.

Tell her how you feel.



Is that the right side Magenta?

;)

I thinnk we scared Reb from his own thread.

Ssorry, Reb.



Hey!

Ssee that MF?

My keys are ssticky!:p

I don't understand...

You want our input on a girl that is shy---cool??

I need more information...

Although I think Jack's Dad gave the best advice!!:wah:

Nothing like honesty to take someone's guard down.

And adding The Aristocrats joke was Sober's idea.

Though it's really funny.:wah:

Pinky;597728 wrote: I just can't make out what on earth you're all talking about...I know I have a short attention span and I'm confused at the best of times, but HELP?:-3


Phew glad you said that Pinky - I was thinking I was 1 can short of a six pack - oh hang I am - whats this thread about :wah: :wah:

Pinky;597745 wrote: Erm...sorry? What was that? :wah:


:yh_rotfl just ignore me I live in my own little world :wah: :wah:

It seems Reb has edited his original post to "cool".

Don't know why. Mebbe we scared him off with our 'advice'.

So now it's just a pointless thread. No meaning. No purpose. Just an empty shell of what it could have been.

Sad, methinks. Abandoning an innocent, helpless thread.

Leaving it naked and cold.

Only here for others to do with it as they wish.

Perhaps it could be resurrected. Or maybe used for something good like feeding the homeless.

Or we could just kick it around like an old tin can. Waiting for it to rust and eventually erode into the cosmic nothingness of other old, abandoned threads.



Lord, Sundays are boring.

JacksDad;597801 wrote: So now it's just a pointless thread. No meaning. No purpose. Just an empty shell of what it could have been.

Sad, methinks. Abandoning an innocent, helpless thread.

Leaving it naked and cold.

Only here for others to do with it as they wish.

Perhaps it could be resurrected. Or maybe used for something good like feeding the homeless.

Or we could just kick it around like an old tin can. Waiting for it to rust and eventually erode into the cosmic nothingness of other old, abandoned threads.



Lord, Sundays are boring.


:wah: JD I love your rantings - this is probably a great thread cos we can just talk about nothing and no one will care - or judge my sanity :wah: :wah:

Rant.

Hmmm. Maybe I found a niche.

If we do keep this thread alive I think we should occasionaly mention *shy* girls for auld lange syne sake.

I for one, like them. I think it's cute.

;)

so, should we start talking about how *shy* is cool??? We could take it from there....

I am very attracted to shy men for instance, think a boisterous man is obnoxious...well one that goes on and on about himself and never asks me my name...so, okay I like shy....shy is cool for me.

Pinky;597823 wrote: I don't mind shy as long as he'll actually join in the conversation at some point. I know I talk to myself most of the time anyway, but a mumble or nod every now and again is helpful!


Yeah, shy is good at first and then open up to you...and then there is quiet....well, they try to get a word in edge wise with me...I can't compete with a man that thinks it's ALL about him, cause they need to understand it's all about ME:wah:

Pinky;597827 wrote: I don't mind a guy who can yak, it gives me a break from motormouthing!:D


Guys that can talk are cool - as long as they don't interrupt me - its the ones that so totally love themselves that irritate - come on- If you are so cool and sexy - you really don't need to keep telling me :-5

:yh_rotfl what am i ranting on about - i am so totally out of the link :wah:

ThePheasant;597829 wrote: Guys that can talk are cool - as long as they don't interrupt me - its the ones that so totally love themselves that irritate - come on- If you are so cool and sexy - you really don't need to keep telling me :-5


that's what I said, isn't it?? :wah:

I like conversation, but I don't care about your golf game 15 months ago!!:-5

WonderWendy3;597873 wrote: that's what I said, isn't it?? :wah:

I like conversation, but I don't care about your golf game 15 months ago!!:-5


But but - their golf game 15 months ago is boosting their ego - sad but true :wah: :wah:

That is truly sad if the highpoint of conversation is a 15 month old golf game.

Why I remember just 4 months ago at Doral I won the match by 11 strokes.

Now THAT'S a golf game.

I'm sorry. What was your name?

JacksDad;597900 wrote: That is truly sad if the highpoint of conversation is a 15 month old golf game.

Why I remember just 4 months ago at Doral I won the match by 11 strokes.

Now THAT'S a golf game.

I'm sorry. What was your name?


Wendy and my face is a little HIGHER!!!, Does that sound familiar to ya??

Believe it or not, I'm not that kind of man.

I'll look you right in the eyes when I lie to you, woman!

JacksDad;597934 wrote: Believe it or not, I'm not that kind of man.

I'll look you right in the eyes when I lie to you, woman!


Oh, where have you been all my life??

Do you want to move to Virginia???:wah: :wah:

Since I requested Carltons Cold, MF, and got Arrogant Bastard Ale instead you must come get your flowers. Besides. Let's not threadjack.

Though I like the Arrogant Bastard. It goes well with my cologne. Eau De F'ing Jackoff.

:D

Your flowers m'lady.






Oops!

Sorry.

Ahhh. Here ya go.

magenta flame;598839 wrote: Is it just me someone else look at those lillies and tell me what they look like


About £3 each:wah:







Sorry, the inner florist just won't shut up!

magenta flame;598839 wrote: Is it just me someone else look at those lillies and tell me what they look like


:wah: Not just you, no!

Betty Boop;598867 wrote: :wah: Not just you, no!


oh my, those are nice lillies:sneaky:

Umm they are really pretty flowers...how sweet of JD...

Oh!

Uhh. Yea, Uhh.

Quick! Daisies!! I need Daisies!

magenta flame;599270 wrote: DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU


I'll not dissect that line.:wah:

I was going to start another innuendo based rant here but, truth be told, it is a beautiful and sensual flower. I was completely taken a-back when I found it.

For the record, it's a Calla Lily..

Didn't know I had it in me.

HAH!

:p

Now where is that white horse of mine?

wow, this is a crazy thread lol. I just read it, it went from Shy cool ( and I was like WTF) to a dirty looking flower.

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that's what it looked like lol

That flower is quite clean, thank you.

Ok.

The WTF thread.

Where to next?