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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife,

You

know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:

BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,

BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,

BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night.

" The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!"

The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"

"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."

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Momma was......SCHMOKIN'

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Talking about firemen , I once went to a fancy dress party dressed as a fireman , I was wearing nothing but a glass jar over my wedding tackle with a sticker on it saying " BREAK GLASS , PULL AND I WILL COME " :driving:

Sheryl;596719 wrote: :wah: :wah:

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife,

You

know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:

BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,

BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,

BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night.

" The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!"

The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"

"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."


:yh_rotfl Love it!!!

Uncle Fester;596760 wrote: Talking about firemen , I once went to a fancy dress party dressed as a fireman , I was wearing nothing but a glass jar over my wedding tackle with a sticker on it saying " BREAK GLASS , PULL AND I WILL COME " :driving:


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Uncle Fester;596760 wrote: Talking about firemen , I once went to a fancy dress party dressed as a fireman , I was wearing nothing but a glass jar over my wedding tackle with a sticker on it saying " BREAK GLASS , PULL AND I WILL COME " :driving:


:eek: This from the man that tells me he's NOT a pervert!!:sneaky::wah:

WonderWendy3;596770 wrote: This from the man that tells me he's NOT a pervert!!:sneaky::wah:


When did I ever tell you I was Not a pervertwhen I was young:p

Uncle Fester;596776 wrote: When did I ever tell you I was Not a pervertwhen I was young:p


That time on the phone, you were breathing heavy, I was telling you about my feet, I think....??????

WonderWendy3;596782 wrote: That time on the phone, you were breathing heavy, I was telling you about my feet, I think....??????
You silly thing , I was brething heavy because you had your webcam on and I could see your pu55y















































cat:D

Uncle Fester;596797 wrote: You silly thing , I was brething heavy because you had your webcam on and I could see your pu55y















































cat:D


Ohhhhh, I understand now....

I'll have to have a talk with Gertrude, up to her old tricks.....

Soberano;596809 wrote: :wah: :wah:



Just pinched the cat to send on, how much a week does it earn by the way?


She only makes enough to cover that lipstick addiction of hers....geesh!!

poor kitty kat having to slum for her kibble.





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