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No No - Really I do love my husband!
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:26 pm
by Pheasy
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men .
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy .
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name . A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough .
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts .
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe .
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A women wants one man to satisfy her every need . A man wants every women to satisfy his one need .
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
No No - Really I do love my husband!
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:31 pm
by JacksDad
ThePheasant;595133 wrote:
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A women wants one man to satisfy her every need . A man wants every women to satisfy his one need .
I don't get it!
Is there a problem?
No No - Really I do love my husband!
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:44 pm
by Pheasy
JacksDad;595137 wrote: I don't get it!
Is there a problem?
Heehee let me sleep on that one - there has to be a comeback here :wah: :wah:
No No - Really I do love my husband!
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:10 pm
by guppy
JacksDad;595137 wrote: I don't get it!
Is there a problem?
could be if he gets caught!!!!:D
No No - Really I do love my husband!
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:23 pm
by guppy
magenta flame;595196 wrote: Have to even it up girls
Hope u guys will enjoy.....
Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
A - Airport (flat)
B - Barely there
C - Can do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake
What's the definition of a Lesbian??
"Just another damn woman, trying to do a man's job."
Women are unpredictable:
Before marriage, she expects a man. After marriage, she suspects her man. After his death, she respects the man.
:wah: :wah: :wah:
No No - Really I do love my husband!
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:40 am
by Pheasy
[QUOTE=magenta flame;595196]Have to even it up girls
Hope u guys will enjoy.....
Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
A - Airport (flat)
B - Barely there
C - Can do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake
What about during pregnancy and breast feeding ....
D to E to A to G = Gone
No No - Really I do love my husband!
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:44 am
by jpcme
Wendybird;595205 wrote: Well presumably that makes me a Damn Damn Good!:wah:
Yes. Yes it does.
No No - Really I do love my husband!
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:47 am
by zinkyusa
Wendybird;595205 wrote: Well presumably that makes me a Damn Damn Good!:wah:
:D
No No - Really I do love my husband!
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:28 pm
by minks
the 3 stages of a man
tri-weekly
try-weekly
try-weakly
No No - Really I do love my husband!
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:34 pm
by Pheasy
minks;595638 wrote: the 3 stages of a man
tri-weekly
try-weekly
try-weakly
When does the try-weekly stage kick in :wah:
No No - Really I do love my husband!
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:39 pm
by guppy
ThePheasant;595262 wrote: [quote=magenta flame;595196]Have to even it up girls
Hope u guys will enjoy.....
Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
A - Airport (flat)
B - Barely there
C - Can do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake
What about during pregnancy and breast feeding ....
D to E to A to G = Gone
haaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaayou got that right!!!!!:-2
